Bill Goldberg's Patented Smackdown Live Thread

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MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Dear SmackDown, please be better than last week.

Good start!

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 20:46

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

4 inch cut no femmes posted:

die dolph die

The Dolph The

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 01:05

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Michael Nakamura.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 01:07

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Oh that got great in a hurry.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 01:09

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

You guys are weird, that was a solid segment and Nakamura calling Ziggler a jackass was great.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 01:13

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

If AA wanted to win quickly, why not just go for Grand Amplitude right away.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 01:39

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

RUSEEEEEV

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 01:44

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

I hope Byron takes advantage of the fact that JBL can't be a prick right now.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 01:50

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Okay that kid was adorable.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 01:58

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Rip Dr. Robotnik.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 02:05

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Hey Jinder.

Its not looking past you if he has to fight Bray before you.

What a surprise, Jinder is poo poo at promos.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 02:15

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

I feel like this has to do with how they're gonna edit the show in India.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 02:23

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Gay cops push!

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 02:29

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Man, Breezango vs. Usos lowkey might be a real good match.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 02:30

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Why the gently caress is JBL on Talking Smack.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 02:34

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Bryan is expecting soon and Shane don't wanna

Byron, Tom, Graves, Mike Mizanin, freaking Erick Rowan would be better.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 02:38

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Oh yeah I'm feeling that glow.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 02:40

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

So if this had been earlier in the show, I'd have expected the three women to attack Charlotte, effectively turning her face.

Now I'm not sure, I'm kinda thinking Charlotte's gonna win.

But I don't want her to. I want more :siren:

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 02:47

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

dromal phrenia posted:

did naomi have to dance this entire time?

I feel like she came out first so she could dance and then take a breather during the commercial break.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 02:48

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Whoever wins, we can at least agree both are way better than Alexa Bliss.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 02:53

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Oh wow that power bomb was fuckin' ace.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 02:57

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

VJeff posted:

So if this had been earlier in the show, I'd have expected the three women to attack Charlotte, effectively turning her face.

Now I'm not sure, I'm kinda thinking Charlotte's gonna win.

But I don't want her to. I want more

Go me!

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 02:58

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Jerusalem posted:

Boo, I boo this ending!

Eh, it evens up the face/heel dynamic on SmackDown pretty effectively, I think.

Hey, We Want Becky chant! Good for you, Becky.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 02:59

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Yo Tozawa just won with a loving Shining Wizard, it owns.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 03:15

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

abraham linksys posted:

that match was fun af and Tozawa is super over

I would've expected this storyline to just be "Kendrick fucks with Tozawa, Tozawa suplexes him so hard his brain explodes," but Tozawa mind loving Kendrick is so much better.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 03:17

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Man, I really wish Gran Metalik was on 205 Live, but I love Ali, Tozawa, Gallagher, Swann and Aries too so I dunno which babyface you'd cycle off the show.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 03:21

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

ahahahah that goes down as Gulak attacking Nese.

Man, I'm really loving into Mustafa Ali.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 03:30

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

drat these two are so good.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 03:46

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

"Hm should I check on Jack"
"NOPE LET'S GO SHOW OFF IN THE RING TO CLOSE THE SHOW"

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 03:49

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

*Breezango starts to cut a promo about how despite their goofiness, they're very serious in the ring.*
*JBL immediately interrupts them.*
This guy is so awful.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 03:55

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

That DICK! posted:

JBL asks the bullying victim if maybe it is her fault

I liked the part where Breezango seemed genuinely pissed off with him.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 04:02

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

surf rock posted:

It doesn't seem like they're turning Charlotte face

Buuuuut they probably are?

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 04:06

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

lol shoutout to Shawn Thorton from the Bruins.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 04:09

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 20:46

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Corbin's "oh poo poo I'm gonna get fined for that" face after he wiped out a ref is a nice touch.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 04:15

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