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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

What is it

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angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?
machine learning is when a computer uses algorithms to generate data for itself, and then iterates on the generated data to create new data or even new processing algorithms without the new methods of data processing being explicitly programmed by a human, although machine learning may be designed to request human supervision at an arbitrary iteration point

Corla Plankun
May 8, 2007

improve the lives of everyone
machine learning is like rosie from the jetsons but instead of housework she does really sloppy statistics very very fast

pram
Jun 10, 2001
nerd poo poo

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
its to make weird pictures and video, scientist predict it may do something useful someday

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

matrices with racism inside

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

gradient descent into my rear end

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal
my username, more or less

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
replace your data analysts with robots so you can fire them

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

machine learning is applying the 80/20 rule to systems that could kill people

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
to emphasize, it's the latest idea for spending less money on meat puppets so you can pocket the cash, anyone who imagines that it has some lofty goal of creating a god machine has their head up their rear end

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal
let's be optimistic here, strong ai is very unlikely, but there's still hope even a relatively dumb machine learning algorithm will end up killing us all in some way

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

Bloody posted:

matrices with racism inside

the most accurate description

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Bloody posted:

matrices with racism inside

it's this

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
A miserable little pile of inferences

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
we just don't know

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
machine is learning all it can

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
a neural net processor, a learning computer

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

You know in that episode of TNG where data learns a lesson about humanity, and how maybe he's more human than he realizes? Its like that op

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

ADINSX posted:

You know in that episode of TNG where data learns a lesson about humanity, and how maybe he's more human than he realizes? Its like that op

its like that part in fifth element where leeloo studies all of human history in five minutes and decides its not worth saving

ShimaTetsuo
Sep 9, 2001

Maximus Quietus
its tools that statisticians have known about for literally thousands of years but given new shiny words and abused by bad computer touchers who dont understand them

all of this is so you dont have to pay a guy to sit there and tell you if something is a picture of a cat or a dog; instead you can make large savings by having a computer tell you if something is a picture of a cat or a dog

1488
Feb 24, 2013

okay, so whats deep learning?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

1488 posted:

okay, so whats deep learning?

the title of a sexy teacher themed porno

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

ShimaTetsuo posted:

its tools that statisticians have known about for literally thousands of years but given new shiny words and abused by bad computer touchers who dont understand them

all of this is so you dont have to pay a guy to sit there and tell you if something is a picture of a cat or a dog; instead you can make large savings by having a computer tell you if something is a picture of a cat or a dog
people who get paid to screen obscenity & gore from the internet have no fun at all, i totally approve of automating that

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

1488 posted:

okay, so whats deep learning?

funy computer

Double Bill
Jan 29, 2006

It's something I put in my CV while knowing almost nothing about it

I suggest you do the same

Bad Sneakers
Sep 4, 2004

me irl

pram posted:

nerd poo poo

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

1488 posted:

okay, so whats deep learning?

imagine you made a neural net that's really complicated and then you throw a bunch of training data at it until it does something but you have no idea how it works or what's going on in there.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
can a machine learn to love?

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

uncontrolled gradient descent into terrain

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Silver Alicorn posted:

can a machine learn to love?

no, op

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


you know how stereotypical southerners go "i aint got much booklearnin'" and then slap their suspenders


its like that but u slap ur suspenders in a different and saucy way.

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
teaching a computer to love

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
it's when you teach a computer to suck the poo poo out of your rear end, op

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

pram posted:

nerd poo poo

don't sign your posts :grin:

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

you know how stereotypical southerners go "i aint got much booklearnin'" and then slap their suspenders


its like that but u slap ur suspenders in a different and saucy way.

suspenders are an unronically better place to fiddle with ur thumbs compared to pants pockets *snaps em back down*

belts are amateur hour

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
$20, same as in town

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
It's you

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
maybe the real machine learning was the friends we made along the way

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Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
machine learning is when your cpu is a neural net processor

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