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quote:$12,000 #FyreFestival descends into chaos with half-built amenities, feral dogs, & no security or staff https://consequenceofsound.net/2017/04/12000-luxury-fyre-festival-is-basically-a-disaster-zone/ https://twitter.com/FyreFraud/status/857725091160969216 https://twitter.com/trev4president/status/857787891573022720 https://twitter.com/dubsteppenwolf/status/857888986844602368 https://twitter.com/HousemaidFear/status/857843512028655616 https://twitter.com/WNFIV/status/857760324199612416 https://i.imgur.com/r46XFTg.png
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Where is Ja? I don't get it...
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Apr 28, 2017 11:03
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I.C. posted:Where is Ja? I don't get it... he organized this
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Apr 28, 2017 11:05
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There was no ja all along
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Apr 28, 2017 11:07
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You know you hosed up when the Insane Clown Posse puts together a more organized music festival
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Apr 28, 2017 11:10
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i'm not looking at any of those things. I thought this was gonna be about Ja Rule. A quick glance says it's some sorta...picnic for whiners. Where is Ashanti?
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Apr 28, 2017 11:12
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It can't be that bad check out the website; https://www.fyrefestival.com/ quote:Fyre Festival is a cultural moment created from a blend of music, art, and food. Experience a journey in the Exumas from April 28 – 30 and May 5 – 7, 2017. Their exumas may just be a little too enflamed but that is the cost you have to pay to be a part of a cultural movement! [e] Oh poo poo act fast! quote:Update: A limited number of yachts and VIP villas are still available. All tent packages are sold out.
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Apr 28, 2017 11:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-fraAN7in4
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Apr 28, 2017 11:12
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Wait Ja Rule was a person? I always thought Ja Rule was a music producer term for a specific "UH. YEAH!" vocal bark. Like, the Amen Break or the Wilhelm Scream or something. Mind. Blown.
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Apr 28, 2017 11:14
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It's vegetarian with the option to exclude the cheese and go full vegan. Geeze, get with the times.
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Apr 28, 2017 11:16
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I can't tell if this is a long-game troll or if this is legitimate. Either way, I'm laughing pretty hard. The troll option was good enough for me to get some basic laughs. If it actually turns out that the 1% rich kids paid that much to show up to basic camping tents and get fed poor-person sandwiches, and their luggage was treated like mine was while I was in the military... loving LOL. I want this to be true so bad. And I want other people to keep doing it. Fleecing trust fund babies is Darwinism at its finest.
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Apr 28, 2017 11:18
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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Apr 28, 2017 11:19
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ballistics statistics posted:I can't tell if this is a long-game troll or if this is legitimate. it's on a bunch of news sites now so i think most of it is real 
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Apr 28, 2017 11:22
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I.C. posted:Where is Ja? I don't get it... That link in the beginning of the first post gives some insight. Ja Rule was basically the face of this music festival that this 25 year old guy decided to throw. Ja Rule/the 25 year old guy/both of them wanted the music festival to be kind of like a Coachella but for rich people. Tickets were anywhere from $400-$12k for the entire weekend. The idea was that you could only get there by a chartered jet and that it would be on a private island, that it would be advertised by Instagram models and celebrities Kendall Jenner. Turns out running a festival, especially one as boujee and stupid as this, is incredibly difficult. Basically everything that was promised is non-existant and people that were flown on the charter are currently stuck on that island. Oh yeah that 25 year old guy I mentioned? He's most known for this club thing in New York for rich young people called Magnises, which is basically a social club that gets you access to exclusive parties that he throws, deals at restaurants, access to concerts that are really hard to buy tickets for (like Beyonce and Adele), poo poo like racing a bunch of Teslas on a private race track, etc. But it turns out his social club loving sucks.
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Apr 28, 2017 11:21
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Lol Blink 182 pulled out almost immediately
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Apr 28, 2017 11:24
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Everything about this makes me incredibly happy
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Apr 28, 2017 11:29
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keevo posted:That link in the beginning of the first post gives some insight. Ja Rule was basically the face of this music festival that this 25 year old guy decided to throw. Ja Rule/the 25 year old guy/both of them wanted the music festival to be kind of like a Coachella but for rich people. Tickets were anywhere from $400-$12k for the entire weekend. The idea was that you could only get there by a chartered jet and that it would be on a private island, that it would be advertised by Instagram models and celebrities Kendall Jenner. That's hilarious.
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Apr 28, 2017 11:31
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so this is a front to kidnap sex trafficking victims, right?
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Apr 28, 2017 11:30
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Holy poo poo, rich assholes discovering the beauty of refugee life? prayer works, this is god's hand at work thank you lord
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Apr 28, 2017 11:31
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Cumslut1895 posted:so this is a front to kidnap sex trafficking victims, right? it's working out that way 
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Apr 28, 2017 11:33
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r u ready to WALK posted:Everything about this makes me incredibly happy
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Apr 28, 2017 11:35
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kindermord posted:it's working out that way that'll show them for being 13 and attending a music festival
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Apr 28, 2017 11:35
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Sorry for the all the tweets but this guy who's actually at this thing right now has a loving hilarious timeline of what's happening: https://twitter.com/WNFIV https://twitter.com/WNFIV/status/857611544703717382 https://twitter.com/WNFIV/status/857744138019753984 https://twitter.com/WNFIV/status/857760324199612416 https://twitter.com/WNFIV/status/857760648503152640 https://twitter.com/WNFIV/status/857775041467035649 https://twitter.com/WNFIV/status/857797297509474305 https://twitter.com/WNFIV/status/857806881557008385 https://twitter.com/WNFIV/status/857821554368970752 https://twitter.com/WNFIV/status/857826106237497344 https://twitter.com/WNFIV/status/857847053837316096 https://twitter.com/WNFIV/status/857881843672244224 https://twitter.com/WNFIV/status/857904795700613122 oh yeah that reddit thing is just 4chan posting a bunch of poo poo
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Apr 28, 2017 11:38
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keevo posted:Oh yeah that 25 year old guy I mentioned? He's most known for this club thing in New York for rich young people called Magnises, which is basically a social club that gets you access to exclusive parties that he throws, deals at restaurants, access to concerts that are really hard to buy tickets for (like Beyonce and Adele), poo poo like racing a bunch of Teslas on a private race track, etc. But it turns out his social club loving sucks. You know, I've never seen the play, and sort of admire the man, at least in regards to his unfucking of our nation's early debt crisis, but now every mention of "Hamilton" makes me want to break out the guillotines for a nice new revolution.
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Apr 28, 2017 11:39
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kindermord posted:it's working out that way this is fake btw
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Why do 13-year olds wanna see Ja Rule? I am still confused, but whatever. That sandwich looks fine. I guess if I paid a couple hundred bucks I'd be mad if I expected to be fed, but then again, why does a teenager have that much cash to spend in the first place?
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Apr 28, 2017 11:41
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wait ja rule is still a thing? cool can't wait for the hot scoops on other stars like the ones in american pie
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gonna be interesting to see how much the US pays for the kidnapped girls while completely ignoring the boys
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Apr 28, 2017 11:49
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Maya Fey posted:this is fake btw i know but it's funny imo not fake: kendall jenner is having a very bad april 2017
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Apr 28, 2017 11:50
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so am I the only one finding this loving nerve-wracking?
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Apr 28, 2017 11:52
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90% sure the Fyre Festival reddit is mostly 4chan.
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Apr 28, 2017 11:52
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kindermord posted:i know but it's funny imo what a shame.
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Apr 28, 2017 11:53
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Cymbal Monkey posted:90% sure the Fyre Festival reddit is mostly 4chan. I don't really think being a naive 1'st worlder mean you deserve to be sold.
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Apr 28, 2017 11:54
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I thought 50 cent killed ja rule in a raper duel or something and he was never seen again?
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Apr 28, 2017 11:58
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Rapes being reported
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Apr 28, 2017 11:59
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Cumslut1895 posted:I don't really think being a naive 1'st worlder mean you deserve to be sold. the rich assholes may gain some perspective on life and stop vehemently opposing disaster relief efforts in the future. this is a good thing. this is like all those right-wing shithead waterboarding themselves to prove how harmless it is and then crying like a little girl and starting to oppose torture.
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:the rich assholes may gain some perspective on life and stop vehemently opposing disaster relief efforts in the future. this is a good thing. *rapes 13 year old to death* (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 28, 2017 12:04
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Is Blink 182 still making preteen angsty pop punk 20 years later?
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dpush posted:Is Blink 182 still making preteen angsty pop punk 20 years later? That one guy is hardcore into aliens and they replaced him with another guy, I thought.
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:the rich assholes may gain some perspective on life and stop vehemently opposing disaster relief efforts in the future. this is a good thing. Christopher Hitchens?
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