R. Guyovich posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3794346&pagenumber=2&perpage=40#post466675470

Lumpy the Cook posted:

ArfJason posted:

So long, Gay Bowser.

Seshoho Cian posted:

Fungah! posted:

the year is 2018. 60% of goldmined content comes from one forum with 20 people in it. mandatory aids injections for gamers begin in 69 days

trying to jack off posted:

incase anyone goes looking for it like i just did. gaming dream https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3860675

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Bicyclops hasn't posted since his last post in that thread

Fungah! posted:

i think about this post a lot

Bicyclops posted:

is that the same thread where lyle posted the alternate lyrics to "you're a kid now, you're a squid now"

Nostradingus posted:

(being shoved into back of police car) how can I be attracted to a kid now if they're a squid now???

Wormskull posted:

*drives up in a 1950s Chevy* Hey bitch. *Shoots the OPs nutsack with a thompson machien gun lmfao*

net cafe scandal posted:

It would be awesome if he looked down at the bullet holes in his pants and said Ha you missed. And Wormskull: "Oh, Did I?" and then the balls would fall out of his shorts.

trying to jack off posted:

net cafe scandal posted:

trying to jack off posted:

you wake up excited with a smile and running down the stairs, it's true, a veritable treasure trove of gaming has been left under the tree. assassins creed valhalla, fifa 21, the last of us part II, watch dogs legion, they're all there! your parents soon come down the stairs hearing the excitement and rub their eyes in disbelief, money was tight this year and they could only afford indie treasures. they look at each other and can only come to the same conclusion, maybe bobs brother is real..

Hizke posted:

Pablo Nergigante posted:

FactsAreUseless posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3795534&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2#post465806235

Brasseye posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3795534&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=4#post466022160

trying to jack off posted:

i forgot that they layed down some weak rear end "ive been waiting for this my whole life and youve earned it" comment when it was a self ban lol

trying to jack off posted:

cop busting out some cool one liners before shooting the mentally ill man screaming for death

extremebuff posted:

lmfao forever. someone please move heaven and earth to get that in the goldmine

quote:

[Gay man with a mac book pro Air approaches the top o fthe roller coaste ] Yea so if I just tweak thsis uyou;'ll see that ,. soi, rwelll, here's ah andy tip its a Hotkey for this, Ilove this command, Comnmad + H it adds the water fayucet noise on top of the snare line. Mm. Samell like pepproini [Wormskull lines up the shot and blasts 40-0-0 bu kshot into his stupid head ]gently caress off. Next.

Tato posted:

The Gold Thread has been locked. Edit your imgur upload to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I have edited the imgur upload. Pray I don't edit it any further.

EmmyOk posted:

same

American McGay posted:

oh my god please reopen it lmao

Arrhythmia posted:

The imp zone forever

absolutely anything posted:

i love him seeing lyles sword post and running back to the cined thread going theyre maniacs! theyre gonna kill me!

net cafe scandal posted:

Synthy just showing up and signaling with perfect timing that was time to eat this fucker alive lmfao. Not a second wasted.

EmmyOk posted:

still just in awe at the absolute neck of responding with gently caress off to a lad playing your game to an end and commenting nicely on it when every other thread on the planet like that gets 10 views and 0 replies. unreal

Fungah! posted:

lmfao. i dropped in on that thread and now theyre making fun of him too. or were until some mod stepped in

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

you have no idea how gratifying it is to see a community that isn't inexplicably resigned to his presence react to Lurdiak

ArfJason posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snUPq2b6aE4

Evil Eagle posted:

oh my god reopen the thread

Fungah! posted:

i think our threads should stay in the general goldmine as a show of dominance

net cafe scandal posted:

We should have had a goldmine above the regular forums goldmine years ago. This entire website is a mostly useless appendage to the Imp Zone.

elf help book posted:

an imp zone goldmine should be created in the op's honor, permabanned for loving the xbox too much, a position time has proved correct

JOHN CENA posted:

Fungah! posted:

ArfJason posted:

i love this command. command + H

American McGay posted:

Lumpy's Hatred thread reminded me of this awesome interaction from a GBS thread titled "what is imp zone" a few years ago.

That Little Demon posted:

Frank FTW

yeah actually they will posted:

Bicyclops posted:

you beat me to it, lol.

I think the god one probably still has some good posts left but we should probably hit it before the end of the day before it starts getting GBS stink bombs.