frank.club posted:

I love imp zone lol

In Training posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3744198

In Training posted:

Turns out I did.

extremebuff posted:

Lumpy the Cook posted:

ArfJason posted:

So long, Gay Bowser.

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

I wonder if it occurred to him that if you don't feel like looking at the website you can just not look at it but you can keep your account in case you want to look at it later

Seshoho Cian posted:

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

You're gonna Larry that height.

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

Thinking about Terry feeling alienated by normie presence at Beta Bar and getting actually mad

extremebuff posted:

lmao

I.N.R.I posted:

Prosecutor: take a look at these. i have here exib. 1 a picture of a child and exib. 2 a picture of 5 frozen squid fillets, vacuum packed and ready to be sold at a coastal fishery
Defendant: tentacool i choose you lel. not my fav nintendo IP tbh but at least the marine creatures in pokemon arent super slutty and offensive tbh.
Judge: Youre wired up wrong in the head. I sentence you to 40 years in the "snake cave"

Bicyclops posted:

is that the same thread where lyle posted the alternate lyrics to "you're a kid now, you're a squid now"

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

[hijackers see get a peek at Zelda BOTW...next thing you know theyre gathered around it laughing and having the time of their lives and have given up their brand of violent jihad] Looks like Nintendo saves the day again

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

I don’t know but it reminded me of this from the same thread which made me lol:

que sera sera posted:

is it this one? it's not the same guy but still funny

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3812547

trying to jack off posted:

Wormskull posted:

imgur Was down that day so I used waffleimages.

net cafe scandal posted:

Bicyclops posted:

click the ? and relive the funny moments.

trying to jack off posted:

you wake up excited with a smile and running down the stairs, it's true, a veritable treasure trove of gaming has been left under the tree. assassins creed valhalla, fifa 21, the last of us part II, watch dogs legion, they're all there! your parents soon come down the stairs hearing the excitement and rub their eyes in disbelief, money was tight this year and they could only afford indie treasures. they look at each other and can only come to the same conclusion, maybe bobs brother is real..

trying to jack off posted:

its gives bobs post the energy of a small child giving an elaborate story to their parents about how someone broke in and knocked the lamp over while they were just sitting down and quietly watching tv

Hizke posted:

klapman posted:

When I was around 5 years old my grandma kept making me play Nethack because it was funny to watch me lose and get pissed off at the controls. After weeks of being owned by my grandma for making really simple mistakes I got really mad. I went down to the shared computer in the middle of the night, opened up Norton DiskDoctor and slowly, painstakingly deleted everything I could on the hard drive. This included my grandma's art which really pissed her off so she made me play adventure games for an hour a day and wouldn't let me do anything else till I beat it. It was some Zork game where all the videos explaining the plot were broken and I remember breaking into some chick's RV and walking off the lot with her underwear which made me die. I loving hated that game

Pablo Nergigante posted:

American McGay posted:

absolutely anything posted:

just remembered this threrad and it wasnt goldmined but hell, maybe it should have been. might not play as good now that the avs are different https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3685588&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=5

Brasseye posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3795534&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=4#post466022160

trying to jack off posted:

cop busting out some cool one liners before shooting the mentally ill man screaming for death

Smirking_Serpent posted:

John Wick in the shower but his back tattoo says 𝕮𝖔𝖚𝖕𝖔𝖓𝖘 & 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖘

That Little Demon posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3966334 - Fondly Remembering Haze
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3927897 GameFAQS
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3965817 Earthbound
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3963567 Gaming Snacks
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3963972 Congrats
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3902117 Ragg Memorial
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3882515 Discord Attack
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3856974 Game controllers only something awful moderators used
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3878371 Madden 19 on PC
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3874710 someone made the website
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3910701 Duke Nukem forever

I may have missed some

That Little Demon posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3830323&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=4#post475448882

Sham bam bamina! posted:

i know this isn't the place but i need to apologize somewhere for posting my lovely remember me edit right after lumpy the cook's which i didn't see until after the thread was goldmined because imgur is blocked at work, normally i would let it go and move on but i cannot forgive myself for faceplanting like this in my first goldmined thread in 8 years of posting

Wormskull posted:

If you don't think your good at posting everyone else definitely doesn't, my good bitch. Farewell.

que sera sera posted:

another one

Tato posted:

The Gold Thread has been locked. Edit your imgur upload to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created

Bicyclops posted:

This Is Just to Say

I have posted
the edit
right after lumpy
posted his

and which
i didn't see until
after
the goldmine

Forgive me
for faceplanting
so fail
and so cringe