In Training posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3744198

extremebuff posted:

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Seshoho Cian posted:

Plutonis posted:

Wait a second Height and Weight don't rhyme.

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

Thinking about calling gaming culture "our thing" in the tone of Sopranos characters

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

Thinking about Terry feeling alienated by normie presence at Beta Bar and getting actually mad

Wormskull posted:

Yea it’d be hilarious to see five thousand soy duck memes an hour.

Plutonis posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3858613

Video game screenshot generator

Fungah! posted:

the year is 2018. 60% of goldmined content comes from one forum with 20 people in it. mandatory aids injections for gamers begin in 69 days

Skylark posted:

Skylark posted:

I scoped it out last night, i hadnt read it before.



Sadly the OP of the thread who did that interest check between an autogynephilia game and a child kidnapping and sexual assault game has since succumbed to the gender-swap gas, according to the fire emblem mod link in the OP of that thread. "If you play with fire, you get burned."

trying to jack off posted:

im going to hack off the ops dick and balls

goferchan posted:

Was "humble suggestion for the official Imp Zone Uniform" goldmined? I can't find it

net cafe scandal posted:

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

This thread deserves to be goldmined since it’s the best content on the site, but it also deserves to still be active for the same reason. Someone have a gamer dream stat so we can make part two.

Arrhythmia posted:

I'm going to post in both forums, because I love posting about video games.

Fungah! posted:

i think about this post a lot

Fungah! posted:

idk but looking for it made me remember how much i miss retarded_clown

EmmyOk posted:

lolling generally

net cafe scandal posted:

Skylark posted:

The PoCs of gaming are planning something.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Mixer is changing the entire game. The streaming Landscape will never be the same again. Lmfao

trying to jack off posted:

you wake up excited with a smile and running down the stairs, it's true, a veritable treasure trove of gaming has been left under the tree. assassins creed valhalla, fifa 21, the last of us part II, watch dogs legion, they're all there! your parents soon come down the stairs hearing the excitement and rub their eyes in disbelief, money was tight this year and they could only afford indie treasures. they look at each other and can only come to the same conclusion, maybe bobs brother is real..

Hizke posted:

trying to jack off posted:

its insane how much epic content imp zone creates compared to the rest of the internet

Sir John Feelgood posted:

When I was fifteen I was absent from school a lot, and in one of the science classes the teacher was like "Where's John?" and somebody (I heard) shouted "He's probably playing World of Warcraft!" This teacher emails my guidance counselor going, "Hey, you might want to talk to this kid, I used to be into these types of games, they're bad news, highly addictive." So my guidance counselor brings me in, and he's like a young ex-athlete who all the girls have a crush on, and he goes to me "Are you playing this game?" I say yes. He says how many hours. I hesitate. The real answer is ten, but I don't want him to freak out, so I say: three. He stares at me blankly and then starts blinking and clutching his head and freaking out, and to this day I wonder what it would've done to him if I'd said ten.

trying to jack off posted:

i know its in the op but i had a good lol at this thread again https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3674668

Bicyclops posted:

sorry it took me so long to move the earthbound thread, the vaccine knocked me on my rear end harder than I thought. I hear the second one is harder, I guess I should plan to take some time off work, lol

trying to jack off posted:

cop busting out some cool one liners before shooting the mentally ill man screaming for death

That Little Demon posted:

can someone update the OP to add all the new goldmine threads that aren't listed, thanks

Hizke posted:

[with a huge smile] same as it ever was

Bicyclops posted:

Tato posted:

The Gold Thread has been locked. Edit your imgur upload to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created

Bicyclops posted:

This Is Just to Say

I have posted
the edit
right after lumpy
posted his

and which
i didn't see until
after
the goldmine

Forgive me
for faceplanting
so fail
and so cringe