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CHICKEN SHOES posted:as hosed up as this is I hope trump doesnt die in office and is removed forcibly first I'm totally down for getting impeached THEN having a crippling stroke. Like, adult diapers, half your body never moving again stroke. Though I swear some pictures it looks like already wears the adult diapers.
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bird food bathtub posted:I'm totally down for getting impeached THEN having a crippling stroke. Like, adult diapers, half your body never moving again stroke. Though I swear some pictures it looks like already wears the adult diapers. 
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May 31, 2017 08:19
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Manuel Noriega has finally kicked the bucket. https://mobile.twitter.com/JC_Varela/status/869417750854348800
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Naked Bear posted:Manuel Noriega has finally kicked the bucket. That's like 4 pages ago. Stay up to date with your covefefe
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May 31, 2017 08:40
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Like how would they know if trump is dead or not? Melania doesn't stay with him, do they send in a staffer to make sure he's still breathing and that both sides of his face look the same?
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May 31, 2017 08:42
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in any other white house I'd say it'd be impossible to not know that the president is dead buuuuuuuuttttt
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May 31, 2017 08:43
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anyhow he's not dead it will be deleted after 12 hours total and replaced with some poo poo that makes no sense and starts a new national controversy
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May 31, 2017 08:44
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Like covfefe
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May 31, 2017 10:15
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T+5.5 hours since covfefe. Still there. He really has the best staff.
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May 31, 2017 10:40
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I bet his staff has to loving draw straws if they ever need to wake up donnie in the middle of the night
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May 31, 2017 10:45
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Aaaaand it's gone.  covfefe
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redneck nazgul posted:Aaaaand it's gone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GLwA4P3QDk
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redgubbinz posted:If Ol' Two Scoops pulls an Elvis I will start going to church. Which would be a good idea for the theocracy that comes soon after. The good thing is the ACLU and a handful of other groups can tie up Pence's brutal christian regime in the courts long enough that the reds lose the house and everything dies in congress until 2020 and we get Mark Zuckerberg as CoC and congress is stacked with 1/4 Sanders cultists, 1/4 corporate lobby cock suckers, 1/4 democrats and 1/4 NAZIs. Oddly, things will improve.
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May 31, 2017 11:09
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May 31, 2017 11:44
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CHICKEN SHOES posted:as hosed up as this is I hope trump doesnt die in office and is removed forcibly first I don't think any of us quite understand exactly how hated and disrespected the man is. I mean I think he's retarded but that doesn't normally matter. When a good chunk of a planet think that, oh dear. When your own government bureaucracy is constantly briefing against you, haha. hosed.
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May 31, 2017 12:20
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So anymore on the massive VBIED
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May 31, 2017 12:26
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http://www.tolonews.com/afghanistan/massive-explosion-rips-through-downtown-kabul Afghan Ministry of Health got hit. There's a few NATO compounds right around there as well.
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Too bad about this bombing. https://twitter.com/NorahODonnell/status/869871991116967938 Otherwise I could covfefe without shame. https://twitter.com/TrumpDraws/status/869782388154523648 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 12:45 on May 31, 2017 |
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May 31, 2017 12:39
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I enjoy none of us reacted to the fact that he wants foreign leaders and people to call him on his personal cell phone lmao
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May 31, 2017 12:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc Except with Trump and Putin.
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May 31, 2017 12:52
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1) RIP Paris https://twitter.com/axios/status/869879115981221888 2) we may not matter anyways due to all the other countries going along with it https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/869883980627275776
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facialimpediment posted:1) RIP Paris https://twitter.com/axios/status/869879115981221888 The US is still a yuge polluter even if other countries go with the Paris accord. I wonder if this could end up hurting the US in long run, if Trump shifts American focus from renewables to good ol' oil/gas. Meanwhile, other countries continue to invest in green technologies, and reap the benefits of a more modern energy infrastructure.
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:The only smart people who take the asvab are the ones who do not join after. Holy poo poo... I did it guys... I'm finally smart! Almost went in the navy in 95, and because I wasn't done completely being up my own rear end I came even closer to almost enlisting in the marines ~2003. mlmp08 posted:https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/869858333477523458 Patton Oswalt sure did get his Tuesday night enjoyment out of it, that's for sure. This loving administration, I swear. Every day it's a whole new head-shaking experience.
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:The only smart people who take the asvab are the ones who do not join after. Lol I took the asvab in 2001 and at the time the economy wasn't completely trashed so I was like "nah if I'm as smart as the navy guys are saying I'll just take a nuclear engineering job in the private sector thanks" A) I didn't get into engineering or any stemlord field for that matter because I went into banking B) holy gently caress I dodged a bullet
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FAUXTON posted:I didn't get into engineering or any stemlord field for that matter because I went into banking Truly, the smartest guys in the room.
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May 31, 2017 14:41
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Have literally never entertained the idea of enlisting. Tremble before my intelligence, smooth brains.
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MA-Horus posted:Truly, the smartest guys in the room. Can't say much about the Enron people but I stayed on the compliance and investigations side, so  I survived albeit with a decidedly more spartan lifestyle than the marketeers.
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May 31, 2017 15:25
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Shoulda been one of those dickbags hooking suckers into variable rate mortgages they can't afford for fat skrilla. Would've been a blast for the next eight years!
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Slim Pickens posted:Shoulda been one of those dickbags hooking suckers into variable rate mortgages they can't afford for fat skrilla. Would've been a blast for the next eight years! Guy I knew from high school went from bartending to selling subprime loans to banks. He had a fun four years.
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Slim Pickens posted:Shoulda been one of those dickbags hooking suckers into variable rate mortgages they can't afford for fat skrilla. Would've been a blast for the next eight years! You know the transportation funding guy in simcity? Imagine that but instead of transportation funding it's "YOU CAN'T JUST CUT THE DOCUMENTATION PROCESS! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!" being my life.
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Wasabi the J posted:That's like 4 pages ago. Stay up to date with your covefefe 
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KirbyKhan posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc this already happened 
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quote:Rep. Tim Walberg (R-Mich.) told a constituent last week that God can solve the problem of climate change if the global phenomenon truly exists. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tim-walberg-climate-change_us_592edc73e4b0540ffc837acf?ruh 
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Missionary Positron posted:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tim-walberg-climate-change_us_592edc73e4b0540ffc837acf?ruh Do you think it'll be a flood, death of the firstborn, pillars of fire and salt, or wormwood?
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TBeats posted:Didn't god murder everybody a few times APPARENTLY NOT EVERYBODY That's where our lord and savior SS-18 Satan comes into play.
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