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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > UFC May - GSP's Mass, Huffing Ass Gas
Will Jon Jones ever fight in the UFC again?
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Yes 59 56.73%
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Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014

CommonShore posted:

"Back in early 2004, I was impersonating Wes Sims for a few months as part of a bet" is probably the weirdest sentence in MMA.

Why would anyone impersonate Wes Sims? For those who don't know, Wes Sims is a tall gangly goofball heavyweight who scored one of the most blatant DQs in UFC history against Frank Mir (two-handed cage grab + face stomp), and then lost brutally in a rematch. He was on TUF 10 where he lost in the first round to Justin Wren. Not long after that a midwestern athletic commission declared him unfit to fight Tim Sylvia.

Hey now that's a little harsh. Dude also invented that weird guard where he hugs his own rear end.

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Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014
 I'm that dude in Mighty Mouse's corner who's just sitting, nodding and looking smug, because everything is going according to keikaku.

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