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Stipes only exceptional skill is his ability to move like a good LHW for a round to a round and a half, iirc.
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May 1, 2017 20:08
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He doesn't gas after that, he just transitions to heavyweight speed.
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May 1, 2017 20:08
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Gay innuendo is the best base for mma.
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May 1, 2017 20:51
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Is it better to circle the wrong way or to only move directly forwards and backwards.
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May 2, 2017 18:29
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Jon Jones has only ever been defeated by beating up something helpless (A deaf man, pregnant woman, various woman's pussies using sex drugs) so badly that it was illegal.
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May 2, 2017 19:55
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Gay Horney, while I agree that Luke rockhold is likely a steroid user, hgh jaw is caused by long term continual use, it doesn't come and go. I feel your benchmark is incorrect.
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May 2, 2017 20:25
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Lol yeah I can't wait for that upcoming moment in the future, and not at any other time, when we all agree that mike the count Bisping sucks.
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May 2, 2017 21:50
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I'm glad mike count Bisping beat up Luke rockhold and then went on a legends tour in terms of how it makes me feel in my heart but let's be clear: he sucks.
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May 2, 2017 23:25
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He also invented the popular toilet store meme
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May 3, 2017 16:59
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I do the same but I've never had to beat anyone up for obvious reasons.
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May 3, 2017 19:44
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What if Platinum Mike Perry was coached by Phil Baroni.
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May 3, 2017 19:48
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I mean if you get general enough, sure, they're I guess both organs in the body that you need to live with average standup. But the heart pumps blood throughout the body and mostly sets it's wrestling up with quick, lunging hooks; whereas the liver processes toxins and usually fades hard in the fourth round.
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May 4, 2017 07:47
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Bundt Cake posted:did we laff at this yet http://mmaimports.com/2017/05/cerrone-ill-have-sex-with-a-man-on-live-t-v-for-25-million/ (Reflexively throws all my credit cards at my monitor)
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May 4, 2017 21:21
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Big John: ( leafs through the rule book) well.. actually. . There's nothing in here that says you CANT have sex with your opponent. Dana White: what about no small joint manipulation, no entering orifices, there's rules on coverage and allowable clothing... I don't see how that doesn't all specifically rule out sex. Big John: (winking and making a shhhhh motion)
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May 4, 2017 21:43
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The Diaz brothers don't need to fight they have that wine billboard money.
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May 5, 2017 17:14
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Yeah for sure, those guys microwave their wine.
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May 5, 2017 17:20
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Bottle of white, bottle of red, slap your opponent upside the head. I'll meet you any time you like / if you'll stand in the center and strike.
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May 5, 2017 19:42
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They're extremely popular and would be huge money draws if they A were slightly better and could fight for belts without losing to random dudes and B would actually promote in the wider media. Also it doesn't help that they don't seem to want to fight very much at this point. If you wanted you could probably get the belt onto nick and reproduce his Strikeforce run and make a lot of money but realistically I don't think he wants it enough at this point.
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May 5, 2017 19:50
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You can train not being a big time wuss.
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May 7, 2017 17:18
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Actually when death's scythe slashes your souls throat (metaphor only, theres no such thing as a soul obv.) it doesnt matter at all how many calories you counted, which is why jogging is bullshit. Yeah I wanna smoke an unfiltered cigarette while eating a cheeseburger and watching Cindy Crawford's legs.
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May 8, 2017 15:46
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Stop bullying Gay Horney.
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May 8, 2017 21:53
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I guess if you guys want to train jabs on special foam targets all day thats fine and I respect it, there's many roads to fitness. But as for myself: I am a warrior, and I will train via full contact haymaker hook swinging suicide drills. Also I'm going to do curls in the squat rack, or where ever else I may please.
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May 9, 2017 01:22
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I can't imagine anything more humiliating than being dressed down by Danny "Last Call" Castillo on television.
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May 9, 2017 19:49
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Man with a losing UFC record on a massive losing streak who exclusively fights on cards headligned by his famous friends: This is on you. I can't help you man.
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May 9, 2017 19:51
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The horn dog himself.
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May 9, 2017 21:38
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InfiniteZero posted:I watched Mighty Mouse streaming PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds the other night and he kept referring to his "Mighty Vision" while drinking water from an enormous mason jar that he held with two hands like a child. *regular sized mason jar
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May 10, 2017 20:22
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drat sounds like shonie carter has a personality as large as the cage looks when Mighty Mouse stands in it.
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May 10, 2017 22:24
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Is it.
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May 11, 2017 03:57
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Hey all, I'm just a kid from Jersey trying to follow my dream and make it to the big time and hell, I just got offered 11/11 by the UFC. All I need to do now is work hard, train with the best, and provide them with a five year supply of urine, semen, blood, hair, skin, etc.
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May 11, 2017 04:44
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LobsterMobster posted:Well, at least everyone's time got thoroughly wasted Good.
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May 11, 2017 05:35
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GSP backed out because hes on steroids.
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May 11, 2017 06:18
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willie_dee posted:What makes you think this other than that weird gut he's been sporting? Kept talking about James "the colossus" Thompson.
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May 11, 2017 16:08
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If only one word reply mod was still here to keep the level of discourse up.
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May 11, 2017 18:19
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GSP either made a last minute play for more money, hurt himself, or just got scared. When you compound one of these with the fact that he's on steroids, it makes perfect sense. It's better for the division this way anyways so you can't get too mad.
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May 11, 2017 19:20
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ITs a massive invasion of privacy that lets them retroactively punish you years later for whatever dumb crap they want & it's just incredibly humiliating as a human being haha.
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May 11, 2017 19:51
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Make 10k + 500 dollar reebok stipend for old droopystache to drop by your house and stare at your dick
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May 11, 2017 19:57
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coconono posted:so is GSP a coward or no? We've known this for like a decade, however he is also on steroids.
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May 11, 2017 20:36
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Bispings already dead
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May 11, 2017 21:53
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It's really good to cheat.
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May 11, 2017 22:02
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I hope this filthy cheating ethnic is put in his place by famous good sportsman Mike The Count Bisping.
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May 11, 2017 22:02
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