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Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Uncle Bedlam wants YOU
..to blow something up.


MassRafTer posted:

It is an alliance of people, not corporations (which are also people.)

Ah ha, it's the National Wrestler Alliance. The twenty year plan to get a wrestler's union.

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Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.

exploded mummy posted:


This is somehow stupider than when there were to 2 people in the one warrior nation.

Two people yes, but only one Warrior.

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from hell
Blue skies from pain
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?

- Incubus



Doctor Rope

Flight Bisque posted:

Two people yes, but only one Warrior.

right which is why its stupider than that

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

Professional Drunk




"national"

"wrestling

"alliance"

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA

It's the NATIONAL Wrestling Alliance but they have a World title? What a bunch of morons.

Jason Sextro
Jul 30, 2003

Un alpha en développement depuis quatre ans? C'est incroyable!



oatgan posted:

They plan on working with other companies just not other NWAs

I'm never gonna get that Billy Corgan/Dr. Dre collaboration, am I

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


MassRafTer posted:

It's the NATIONAL Wrestling Alliance but they have a World title? What a bunch of morons.

MassRafTer outs himself as a nationalist. This thread is a real mindfuck.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007


Buglord

This is all part of Billy's 60 year plan, where eventually he tricks a 129 year old Vince into trading the WWE for the NWA.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

Professional Drunk




WrasslorMonkey posted:

MassRafTer outs himself as a nationalist. This thread is a real mindfuck.

The owner is a proud InfoWars guest...

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



listen billy was just on there to talk about social justice warriors and outrage culture not false flags or Donald Trump

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014


Are you trying to tell me that Tim Storm is not the man to carry the NWA brand into the future?

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011



syzpid posted:

Are you trying to tell me that Tim Storm is not the man to carry the NWA brand into the future?

I give him three months, give or take, until he loses the title to, I dunno, Timmy Lou Retton?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

Eater of worlds, pins, and CHICKEN


He's losing to Magnus within a month

rovert
Jun 10, 2013


https://twitter.com/411mania/status/919962097735237633

rovert
Jun 10, 2013


Arguably related

https://twitter.com/WrestlingSheet/...036416826036225

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

Karma.



god dammit I was coming here to post that same link to say it was a backstage story about Dixie

u fucker rovert

u fucker

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.


This is just a tease that Billy hired Pindar and Vibora

rovert
Jun 10, 2013


https://twitter.com/nwa/status/921407054564200450

Jenkem Delivery
Feb 8, 2005

Death created time to grow the things that it would kill

Tim Storm looks like he's lost the will to live

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

I bet against K-1


Jenkem Delivery posted:

Tim Storm looks like he's lost the will to live

chronic constipation will do that to you.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007


Buglord

coconono posted:

chronic constipation will do that to you.

Is that the ten lbs they're talking about??

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

I bet against K-1


Malcolm Excellent posted:

Is that the ten lbs they're talking about??

I'd make a joke about Tim not wanting to pay for bagcheck but we all know these guys don't fly.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



Samoa Joe and Sid had an ugly baby

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011

Me uni a la Revolucion #RXT


el sabe ...


Jerusalem posted:

Samoa Joe and Sid had an ugly baby

That man is older than Samoa Joe by over a decade.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


rare Magic card l00k posted:

That man is older than Samoa Joe by over a decade.

drat, Joe is virile as gently caress

RZApublican
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


rare Magic card l00k posted:

That man is older than Samoa Joe by over a decade.

I just checked his page and holy poo poo, Tim Storm is only four years younger than Sid at 52.

Tim Storm is the NWA champion at age 52.

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009


Is he any good?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


remusclaw posted:

Is he any good?

Given his height (6'3) and the fact he's been wrestling for 16 years and only managed to wrestle for literally one minute in that entire time for WWE (In his 40s, squashed in a minute by Big Daddy V) and the "busiest" year he has ever had he wrestled in 40 matches across the entire year... I can only assume he's not any good at all.

RZApublican
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


Jerusalem posted:

Given his height (6'3) and the fact he's been wrestling for 16 years and only managed to wrestle for literally one minute in that entire time for WWE (In his 40s, squashed in a minute by Big Daddy V) and the "busiest" year he has ever had he wrestled in 40 matches across the entire year... I can only assume he's not any good at all.

"Big Daddy V taking on the young man named Tim Storm"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-gukToHECY

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


Reminds me of a really bloated Kid Kash.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Uncle Bedlam wants YOU
..to blow something up.


WrasslorMonkey posted:

Reminds me of a really bloated Kid Kash.

Kid Kash is monetary inflation.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005



That Youtube vid led me to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gYeeHQB6lo

I wonder if Ric Flair knew when he was NWA champion that one day his title would be getting defended by a near 70 year old wrestling a loving 52 year old in what appears to be a holiday inn in Arkansas.

And, yes, it's awful slow poo poo like you'd expect, but what really bothers me most watching it... is Tim Storm loving chewing gum?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



a ton of wrestlers chew gum in the ring actually!

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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

pathetic little tramp posted:

That Youtube vid led me to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gYeeHQB6lo

I wonder if Ric Flair knew when he was NWA champion that one day his title would be getting defended by a near 70 year old wrestling a loving 52 year old in what appears to be a holiday inn in Arkansas.

And, yes, it's awful slow poo poo like you'd expect, but what really bothers me most watching it... is Tim Storm loving chewing gum?

Lawler would legitimately be a better NWA champ

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