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the other day i needed to go somewhere and instead of driving myself i just used an app to get someone else to drive me there and it got me thinking how much easier it would be if i could do that with other things that are too much trouble. like what if you could just hire someone to have sex with you. i think this might be a million dollar idea. even better, what if you could hire two people to have sex so you didn't have to.
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- Peg Sliderskew
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You should make an app that comes up with million dollar ideas so that I don't have to. I will give you $5 per idea.
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May 1, 2017 22:26
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I enjoy my tropical produce but I just don't have the time to fly all the way down there to harvest it myself. perhaps there's a way that we could pay people that live down there to pick it for us? or even, not pay them, but have them pick it anyway?
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May 1, 2017 22:52
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Here's my pitch fora new app called GrowSIR
sometimes i get tired of growing and harvesting my own food, it'd be cool if a bunch of people (the "sir" part of the name) did it for me and then brought it to various locations, called GrowSIR-y Stores, so i could pay money for the pre grown food instead of growing it myself all the time
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May 1, 2017 22:57
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An app for people to steal my thunder, called ThorSwipr
I see google this is already a user
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May 1, 2017 22:58
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by R. Guyovich
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I think an app called Suber would be great. Request a submarine or hero sandwich or what have you, and have it delivered to you.
This would obviate the need to go out and get your own sandwich, and it means no mean dealing with the shaky reliability of sandwich chains that claim to offer delivery, but charge twice what your sandwich costs for it and they don't deliver it with love and it flies forward into the floorboards from the passenger seat and you end up with a big sopping wet expensive mess of a sandwich that makes you question the validity of every life decision you've made up to that point.
I think many recognize this pain I'm describing, and we're all waiting for our lives to be disrupted out of it.
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May 2, 2017 00:32
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tuber
it's like uber, but a fleshy underground stem or root serving as food storage or a reproductive budding site (if you know what I mean)
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May 2, 2017 04:15
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Muver, someone watches a movie for you and tells you what you think of it, based on your responses to a short questionnaire completed during registration
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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May 2, 2017 06:09
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friend: so what do you think of the 5th Indiana Jones movie that's coming out, pretty cool huh?
me: 5th? there's only three movies, idiot.
friend: there's four, they made another one
me, checking Muver: nope. according to feedback filtered through my preferences, my last Muver watcher, LeighAnne C. says that a 4th Indiana Jones movie doesn't exist. there's only three of them
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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May 2, 2017 06:25
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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an app where you can get someone to die instead of you
everyone in the idf must die
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May 2, 2017 08:20
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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*Checks the Muber app*
Ha ha, I love memes.
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May 2, 2017 08:26
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- Peg Sliderskew
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Puber would be great for those 'In an important meeting with food poisoning' moments.
Courtesy of Manifisto
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May 2, 2017 17:59
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I used to work for Uber and some of the jokes in this thread aren't far off from things they actually did or planned to do
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May 2, 2017 18:14
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Like this. Uber has a few days a year where you can request a car full of dogs comes to you and you lie under a blanket of puppies for 15 mins.
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May 2, 2017 18:15
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Suber is real too...
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May 2, 2017 18:17
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an app where you can get someone to die instead of you
This goes well with my idea for Scaryoke, it's like Karaoke but instead of covering a song you cover a death scene from a horror movie.
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May 2, 2017 18:35
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by Hand Knit
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Like this. Uber has a few days a year where you can request a car full of dogs comes to you and you lie under a blanket of puppies for 15 mins.
i am not going to look this up because iw ant it to be real
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May 2, 2017 18:43
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i am not going to look this up because iw ant it to be real
It's not a joke it's even free + you can adopt the dogs
https://www.uber.com/info/sg-uberpuppies/
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May 2, 2017 18:47
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They do it in places that aren't Singapore too but that was the first result on google
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May 2, 2017 18:49
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- vanisher
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I wanted to get bulked up so I downloaded the Lyft app
The dude I hired is making really impressive progress
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May 2, 2017 19:22
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Buber would be great for those 'In an important meeting but forgot your bra' moments.
Courtesy of Manifisto
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May 2, 2017 19:24
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I love coffee but I'm sick of spending an hour grinding my beans every single morning, that's why I invented Grindr.
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May 2, 2017 19:43
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I love coffee but I'm sick of spending an hour grinding my beans every single morning, that's why I invented Grindr.
Installed, got a guy to come over to grind my beans but there was a misunderstanding
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May 2, 2017 20:01
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Installed, got a guy to come over to grind my beans but there was a misunderstanding
Did he forget to use Luber?
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May 2, 2017 20:09
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Hey uber, drive me to the store and back
[Dead uber driver didn't stay cool in the car after waiting 30 mins for me to leave ralph's]
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May 2, 2017 20:57
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Did he forget to use Luber?
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May 2, 2017 20:59
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I was finally able to start my campfire with Tindr, but it took forever. Maybe it's because they used the old "rubbing two sticks together" method, and maybe because instead of sending one person they sent hundreds, and they each swiped the stick left only once. Not very efficient.
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May 3, 2017 01:21
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Where you can call a drone with your phone or iwatch to bring you sauces and condiments like ketchup and sriracha and maybe like jalapenos and you call it Squirtr.
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May 3, 2017 04:47
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Apr 19, 2024 17:58
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- Peg Sliderskew
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Gruber, the app for when you are looking for professional criminals to help you with your genius plan in which you hide a relatively minor criminal act by openly committing a far more serious major terrorist act in the process
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May 3, 2017 10:24
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