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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

tractor supply, they went and bought one.

So you're saying Bray Wyatt's haunted tractor is to blame for last night's lovely finish.

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Wait, that injured Braun? loving :lol:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

TheKingslayer posted:

Wow. Bayley going down to a regular move?

Welp that was a fun experiment I guess.

Alexa's been using the Snap DDT as a finisher for months now.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
medical condition of strowman: now 18 feet tall, skin a deep shade of red, whenever he speaks horns are heard in the distance

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

dromal phrenia posted:

Alexa was given the power of the DDT from Jake the Snake actually

what does that involve


VJeff posted:

So you're saying Bray Wyatt's haunted tractor is to blame for last night's lovely finish.

exactly

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








roflmao of course strowman was injured by a near dead roman

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Oh Snapple! posted:

a women's segment was just allowed half an hour

Well that was all the women on the roster so we won't be seeing any of them again for tonight!

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Lol. Roman had to get his heat back, brother.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

an enzo solo match?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


The last time someone watching Raw saw the world title was the Raw before Mania

astrollinthepork
Sep 24, 2007

When you come at the king, you best not miss, snitch

HE KNOWS

Codependent Poster posted:

Well that was all the women on the roster so we won't be seeing any of them again for tonight!

#xpacheat

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








Strowman was felled by some empty stacked boxes

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

what does that involve


asking nicely

alexa is an extremely good girl and actually talks to her elders, unlike phonies like bayley

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
Gotta add fighting game K.O. slow-mo effects to the video package replay to keep Roman strong.

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
We better get broken matt tonight

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Roman hit that QTE button at just the right time.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
They should wheel in Roman (to get sympy) and BRAUN throws him off the stage.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Oh Snapple! posted:

asking nicely

alexa is an extremely good girl and actually talks to her elders, unlike phonies like bayley

if they did that with this dumb stupid little feud I'd support it.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Codependent Poster posted:

Well that was all the women on the roster so we won't be seeing any of them again for tonight!

did angle cancel nia/alexa vs. bayley/sasha because i'm pretty sure GODDESS Alexa Bliss deserves two victories :)

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
hot take: alexa bliss is a bad wrestler (in the ring) and people only like her because of her promos and her appearances on talking smack.

i wont say she's the worst wrestler on the roster, but she's definitely up there.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Tweak posted:

roflmao of course strowman was injured by a near dead roman

The POWER of Reigns.

astrollinthepork
Sep 24, 2007

When you come at the king, you best not miss, snitch

HE KNOWS

DarkstarIV posted:

hot take: alexa bliss is a bad wrestler (in the ring) and people only like her because of her promos and her appearances on talking smack.

i wont say she's the worst wrestler on the roster, but she's definitely up there.
Agreed

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

DarkstarIV posted:

hot take: alexa bliss is a bad wrestler (in the ring) and people only like her because of her promos and her appearances on talking smack.

i wont say she's the worst wrestler on the roster, but she's definitely up there.

boy it's almost as if promo and character work is extremely important

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
wrestling is garbage

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
I like Alexa Bliss just fine, but some of you have a creepy level of obsession with her.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

DarkstarIV posted:

hot take: alexa bliss is a bad wrestler (in the ring) and people only like her because of her promos and her appearances on talking smack.

i wont say she's the worst wrestler on the roster, but she's definitely up there.

shes at least adequate in the ring and character is extremely important so ?????

astrollinthepork
Sep 24, 2007

When you come at the king, you best not miss, snitch

HE KNOWS

Rhonne posted:

I like Alexa Bliss just fine, but some of you have a creepy level of obsession with her.

Name names!

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
Goddess Alexa Bliss just sounds so much like a professional dominatrix thing and I guarantee Vince approved it after someone showed him what femdom porn is.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

These crowd shots... a Carmella cosplayer, then the greasiest motherfucker on the planet.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

MotU posted:

shes at least adequate in the ring and character is extremely important so ?????

for real. the worst i can say about alexa is that, yes, she is just "adequate" in the ring. but at the same time she nails her character work in-ring as well so it ends up being fine.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Mostly Gonzo and dromal phrenia.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
then again this is the same idiocracy that thought the miz was terrible forever so all this downtalk is just rotting gas escaping from a decomposing trashheap of opinions

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








Ill never understand why people still bring ICP posters

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Rhonne posted:

I like Alexa Bliss just fine, but some of you have a creepy level of obsession with her.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

MotU posted:

shes at least adequate in the ring and character is extremely important so ?????

i'd place her in ring wise above nia jax and alicia fox. maybe naomi and nikki as well.

that's about it.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

DarkstarIV posted:

hot take: alexa bliss is a bad wrestler (in the ring) and people only like her because of her promos and her appearances on talking smack.

i wont say she's the worst wrestler on the roster, but she's definitely up there.

most alexa fans in this forum actually agree that she's not great in the ring, but she's spectacular on the mic and at character work which are equally if not more important in wrestling :)

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
100 is not a high fever, 100 is a 'go to work' fever

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

MotU posted:

then again this is the same idiocracy that thought the miz was terrible forever so all this downtalk is just rotting gas escaping from a decomposing trashheap of opinions

the miz is bad

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Tweak posted:

Ill never understand why people still bring ICP posters

This might be the week they bring back the Oddities man!

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astrollinthepork
Sep 24, 2007

When you come at the king, you best not miss, snitch

HE KNOWS

MotU posted:

shes at least adequate in the ring and character is extremely important so ?????

Good talkers who were bad in the ring: Hogan and Enzo

Good workers who were bad at talking: Bret Hart, Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho, Dean Malenko, and many others

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