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Mar 14, 2005

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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

why are people licking hooker vagina

If you read actual hooker reviews guys go into a lot of detail on how many times they got the hooker off. They spend more time talking about that than the actual sex.

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There Bias Two posted:

They seem to like to pretend that the hooker actually enjoys having sex with them.

I'm pretty sure in their mind they aren't pretending, they are really just that pathetic.

Another common comment is "she thought it would be too big to fit" or other penis size references.

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Why were you even surprised since more often than not the reviews posted (here at least) tend toward the 40-50 year old range?

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