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Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


Here we see the humble beecock spreading his feathers to attract the attention of nearby beehens

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

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Darkman Fanpage
ill take five drilldo squirt threads over one of these

vanisher

phallocentriloquist posted:

i cant remember if the pee pee was a micro-penis or if it was just a soft one sometimes its hard to tell please help me out

That's a common misconception.

When a virgin queen flies to a site where thousands of male honey bees may be waiting, she mates with several males in flight. A male drone will mount the queen and insert his endophallus, ejaculating semen. After ejaculation, a male honey bee pulls away from the queen, though his endophallus is ripped from his body, remaining attached to the newly fertilized queen.

The next male honey bee to mate with the queen will remove the previous endophallus and eventually lose his own after ejaculation. Male honey bees are only able to mate seven to 10 times during a mating flight, and after mating, a drone dies quickly, as his abdomen rips open when his endophallus is removed. Even drones that survive the mating flight are ejected from their nests, as they have served their sole purpose by mating.



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Fuck My Ass

vanisher posted:

I feel its only fair that we return a thread to FYAD in exchange

I'd be willing to make said thread

do not do this




Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

myDad

ce n'est pas ma mère

LOL doge much wow!!


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mailorder bees

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Darkman Fanpage posted:

ill take five drilldo squirt threads over one of these


thanks Manifisto!

vanisher


thread is insensitive to posters with bee related usernames



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

joke_explainer


oh I got this. Dunno why people are being so standoffish with the popular shock image.

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
I see your beecock, and raise you a sand vagina.

<3 <3 Vanisher

Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

vanisher posted:

I feel its only fair that we return a thread to FYAD in exchange

I'd be willing to make said thread

did you forget to post a link itt?

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ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
Most people spatchcock the turkey but with a mere 14 pounds of pollen you can beecock your bird for a festive surprise.

But first, Andy will show us how to choose the perfect thistle for your crunchy salad. Andy?

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by Lowtax
drat. , plac e is HELLA chill :D yall guys smoke weed or what? sorry am i allowed to say that in byob hehe

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ShinyBirdTeeth

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The only thing we're smoking today is our delicious turkey. It's important that you choose carefully to get the perfect smokey balance. That's why I recommend apple wood chips and a fresh Goodyear snow tire.

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


what I never understood was americans enjoying graving with their turkey but not the same for their chicken. could never get any sauce for the chicken - you have to get the mashed potatoes for it

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

Impkins Patootie






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDAq5EyTAFs

general anime

by Lowtax

good poo poo. [in a sinciere byob tone, manneurims, etc] one of my best friends is touring with wavves. im going to meet up with them . maybe i can pass a msg for u

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cda

by Hand Knit
ep[ic tanery for teh win

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cda

by Hand Knit
just got back from the gym, lads, and i'm ready to see a bee on a dick, for old times sake

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vanisher posted:

thread is insensitive to posters with bee related usernames

:evilbuddy:


thanks Manifisto!

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general anime posted:

good poo poo. [in a sinciere byob tone, manneurims, etc] one of my best friends is touring with wavves. im going to meet up with them . maybe i can pass a msg for u

Kooooool!!

is ur bff (an idiot) Steve Harrington by any chance??

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by Lowtax

King of the Beach posted:

Kooooool!!

is ur bff (an idiot) Steve Harrington by any chance??

Lol oh poo poo. Close, right band ;) Uhh pm maybe to discuss further

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
the honey hawg dog

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
buzzwang

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Manifisto


Chill la Chill posted:

Here we see the humble beecock spreading his feathers to attract the attention of nearby beehens


ty nesamdoom!

free Trapt CD

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
it's 'B. Cox' actually but my friends call me 'Bri-Bri'

free Trapt CD

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
*looking at a picture of a penis covered in bees* what the gently caress is this poo poo, Stephanie? I asked for THIS year's Gaultier lookbook. if i wear a bee-covered penis two years in a row i'll be laughed out of the Met.

vanisher

You guys ready to hit the club? Wait who is this guy.

My younger brother wanted to tag along

Dude he's not even buzzin.

Manifisto


bee-COCK!

-a chicken, probably

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by FactsAreUseless
byobcock

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FluffieDuckie

ok i've thought long and hard and i think i'll just close this thing and let it die in the bowels of byob instead of goldmining it

it was a close call but we didn't quite get there


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

cda

by Hand Knit
what about if i post my dick, would that get it to the goldmine

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FluffieDuckie

cda posted:

what about if i post my dick, would that get it to the goldmine

stop posting in closed threads :argh:

and no


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

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