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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


horseys are doing things today. talk about them here.

also here's a helpful guide on how to horsebet http://www.sbnation.com/2012/5/3/29..._source=twitter

:horse: :horse: :horse:

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Go horsies

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

I hope everybody's rooting for the one-eyed horse

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003




horse

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007


horse

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


if anyone needs a beverage for the race this helpful video teaches you how to make a tasty woodford reserve mint julep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk57WmewiRA

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*


Go an horse

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/860986780341989376

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it



Whores.

Am I doing this right?

Youth Decay
Aug 17, 2015



skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Benne posted:

I hope everybody's rooting for the one-eyed horse

The freebie bet I got online actually won a few bucks so I bet some on the gross one-eyed horse

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit


Horse!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*


Well, see you folks at the Preakness.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003




the horses ran fast

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!


I yelled so much at the race so now I'm a little hoarse.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*


Horse racing is a lot like college basketball, in that I need to be told who is good.

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005



Wanted the one eyed horse to win. Turns out getting mud sprayed in your only eye hinders the horse a great deal. Long live Patch

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/860991619088228352

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."


man Thunder Snow didn't want to run in that mess.

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009


What was with the horse that totally lost it at the start?

edit: I hope he didn't injure anything :ohdear:

Sucrose fucked around with this message at 23:09 on May 6, 2017

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009


Armitage posted:

man Thunder Snow didn't want to run in that mess.

Dubai horse never had a chance to begin with.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."


Sucrose posted:

What was with the horse that totally lost it at the start?

Broadcast said he's okay and he was able to walk back to the paddock with no issue. They're gonna do an examination later.

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009


Armitage posted:

Broadcast said he's okay and he was able to walk back to the paddock with no issue. They're gonna do an examination later.

oh good. Back to Dubai with him.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


Armitage posted:

Broadcast said he's okay and he was able to walk back to the paddock with no issue. They're gonna do an examination later.

he's a loser horse with n heart or hustle. he's a Bad horse

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003




You fly a horse from Dubai for one race and he nopes out of it

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009


shyduck posted:

You fly a horse from Dubai for one race and he nopes out of it

They keep trying to push the Kentucky Derby as an international race. Problem is horses outside of North America run on grass. The made some races in Japan qualifiers for the Derby and none of the winners even came.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004





NieR: Automata (2017)

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting



i liek hors

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004



POST PIX OF UR FAVE HORSE

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

My fiancee loves horses, what I've learned is that they are kind of cool but also they poo poo constantly and don't give the slightest gently caress about humans

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


Marquis de Pyro posted:

My fiancee loves horses, what I've learned is that they are kind of cool but also they poo poo constantly and don't give the slightest gently caress about humans

i've been told that girls who loves horses and to stay away from them, far far away

ource my coworker who's wife has 3 horses, one of which literally came up to their front gate and she kept it

Coco13
Jun 6, 2004

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.


Sucrose posted:

They keep trying to push the Kentucky Derby as an international race. Problem is horses outside of North America run on grass. The made some races in Japan qualifiers for the Derby and none of the winners even came.

that'll hurt the ol' stud fees

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004



Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."


You Am I posted:

i liek hors

horses? yeah they're cool *eats apple*

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007


C. Everett Koop posted:

i've been told that girls who loves horses and to stay away from them, far far away

ource my coworker who's wife has 3 horses, one of which literally came up to their front gate and she kept it

You know who loves horses, and has a lot of great horse takes?

Kate Upton!

Go Tigers

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

C. Everett Koop posted:

i've been told that girls who loves horses and to stay away from them, far far away

ource my coworker who's wife has 3 horses, one of which literally came up to their front gate and she kept it

You have to watch out for the ones who think they have a ~magical connection~ with their horse

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007


If I had money to blow on a luxury animal, I sure as he'll wouldn't spend it on a horse

I'd buy an otter or bear, or some penguins

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*


bump_fn posted:

POST PIX OF UR FAVE HORSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtZTo7dqPNo&t=159s

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003




bump_fn posted:

POST PIX OF UR FAVE HORSE

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