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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it



My local sports station did a parody horsey race segment with the horses named after the different audio clips they'll play at times during the show and the announcer being a coworker who sounds just like the parody IRL. You may or may not enjoy it:

https://twitter.com/ManAndBone971/status/860595208815357953

C. Everett Koop posted:

horseys are doing things today. talk about them here.

also here's a helpful guide on how to horsebet http://www.sbnation.com/2012/5/3/29..._source=twitter

:horse: :horse: :horse:

I laughed way too hard at Microwave With Door Ripped Off That Still Works and, :toxx: if I ever become a billionaire AND buy a race horsey, I will name it that.

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

So did Thunder Snow just get spooked by the mud or something? It's not often you see a horse good enough to qualify for the Kentucky Derby just pull up at the start with no injury.

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016



Benne posted:

So did Thunder Snow just get spooked by the mud or something? It's not often you see a horse good enough to qualify for the Kentucky Derby just pull up at the start with no injury.

he's shook

also sometimes from what ive seen horses will just freak on slippery mud

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

Horses are terrified easily by anything they're not used to, sometimes that shows up even with a ton of training. I have seen a horse panic and flee in horror because in their minds a hammock left tied to a tree was essentially the most nightmarish demon ever to emerge from the deepest pit of the abyss, and it was here solely to feast on horse flesh

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


let's be honest horseys are dumb as poo poo and it's a miracle they haven't gone extinct through their own stupidity

someone post that "poor ol mittens thought of a mouse and died " post that pretty much sums horses up

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!


barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot


horses exist

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008





Turdsdown Tom posted:

horses exist

looks like big government got to you too

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007



traditional southern marriage

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004



barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot


Peanut President posted:

looks like big government got to you too

i love Big Horsey

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting



shyduck
Oct 3, 2003




WUSS

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!


CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it



When do many of these same horsies go horseying again? 2 weeks?

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.


Horses are just smart enough to be hateful

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




CBJSprague24 posted:

When do many of these same horsies go horseying again? 2 weeks?

yeah Preakness is the 20th.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!


skaboomizzy posted:

Horses are just smart enough to be hateful



C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


solid van daminator from that second horse there

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009




Hey guys, you ever wonder how those horses get around? Well i did, i wasn't disappointed.



It's like $3500 for a one way flight coast to coast.

First class on American Airlines is $4300 and they don't even give you hay.

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009



Ah, the old "man attempts to pet wild horses, ends predictably" gif.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


a friendly reminder that horseys are doing things today, with the one good horse that won last time and the other loser horses who suck and are bad

e - here's a horse doing thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jJOfcW8bkI

C. Everett Koop fucked around with this message at 17:55 on May 20, 2017

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*


That's clearly a man getting hit in the nuts.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I bet money on the horses again because I am a dumb and I hate money

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*


skaboomizzy posted:

I bet money on the horses again because I am a dumb and I hate money

I'm good at betting on the ponies, AMA

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it



I can't wait for more racing whores today. Please put them on my TV.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

I always laugh when NBC does the Sunday Night Football-type intros for the jockeys

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*


Wait, Maryland's state song is O Christmas Tree?

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Welp, no reason to care about Belmont this year.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it



GO HORSE

all-Rush mixtape posted:

Wait, Maryland's state song is O Christmas Tree?

:laffo: I'd forgotten that.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Your 2017 World Series MVP




Pillbug

Good show horsies

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I did not pick the right horses

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


i missed the horse thing

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."


Always a bummer when a jabroni horse that didn't run in the Derby wins the Preakness

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it



Does anybody have Eddie Olczyk's record in picking these races for NBC?

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit


I was at horse today.

What a weird loving culture.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


Horseys are doing some bullshit today, in like a little bit. None of them are Good Horseys they are all Bad horseys buncha losers who don't deserve your love or respect so I won't be watching but you can if you don't value your time.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it



Go a horsies.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004



🐴🐎🎠

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ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Great reaction from a family member who bet on the right 3 horsies in the right order, too bad it was $1 box and not the trifecta

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