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My local sports station did a parody horsey race segment with the horses named after the different audio clips they'll play at times during the show and the announcer being a coworker who sounds just like the parody IRL. You may or may not enjoy it: https://twitter.com/ManAndBone971/status/860595208815357953 C. Everett Koop posted:horseys are doing things today. talk about them here. I laughed way too hard at Microwave With Door Ripped Off That Still Works and,  if I ever become a billionaire AND buy a race horsey, I will name it that.
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So did Thunder Snow just get spooked by the mud or something? It's not often you see a horse good enough to qualify for the Kentucky Derby just pull up at the start with no injury.
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Benne posted:So did Thunder Snow just get spooked by the mud or something? It's not often you see a horse good enough to qualify for the Kentucky Derby just pull up at the start with no injury. he's shook also sometimes from what ive seen horses will just freak on slippery mud
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Horses are terrified easily by anything they're not used to, sometimes that shows up even with a ton of training. I have seen a horse panic and flee in horror because in their minds a hammock left tied to a tree was essentially the most nightmarish demon ever to emerge from the deepest pit of the abyss, and it was here solely to feast on horse flesh
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let's be honest horseys are dumb as poo poo and it's a miracle they haven't gone extinct through their own stupidity someone post that "poor ol mittens thought of a mouse and died " post that pretty much sums horses up
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May 7, 2017 19:51
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horses exist
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May 7, 2017 19:57
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Turdsdown Tom posted:horses exist looks like big government got to you too
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May 7, 2017 22:01
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traditional southern marriage
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Peanut President posted:looks like big government got to you too i love Big Horsey
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May 8, 2017 00:47
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When do many of these same horsies go horseying again? 2 weeks?
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May 8, 2017 02:36
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Horses are just smart enough to be hateful
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CBJSprague24 posted:When do many of these same horsies go horseying again? 2 weeks? yeah Preakness is the 20th.
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skaboomizzy posted:Horses are just smart enough to be hateful  
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May 9, 2017 02:12
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solid van daminator from that second horse there
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May 9, 2017 03:59
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Hey guys, you ever wonder how those horses get around? Well i did, i wasn't disappointed. It's like $3500 for a one way flight coast to coast. First class on American Airlines is $4300 and they don't even give you hay.
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May 9, 2017 04:11
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Ah, the old "man attempts to pet wild horses, ends predictably" gif.
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a friendly reminder that horseys are doing things today, with the one good horse that won last time and the other loser horses who suck and are bad e - here's a horse doing thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jJOfcW8bkI C. Everett Koop fucked around with this message at 18:55 on May 20, 2017 |
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May 20, 2017 18:47
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That's clearly a man getting hit in the nuts.
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May 20, 2017 21:59
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I bet money on the horses again because I am a dumb and I hate money
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skaboomizzy posted:I bet money on the horses again because I am a dumb and I hate money I'm good at betting on the ponies, AMA
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I can't wait for more racing whores today. Please put them on my TV.
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May 20, 2017 23:09
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I always laugh when NBC does the Sunday Night Football-type intros for the jockeys
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May 20, 2017 23:26
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Wait, Maryland's state song is O Christmas Tree?
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May 20, 2017 23:40
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Welp, no reason to care about Belmont this year.
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GO HORSEall-Rush mixtape posted:Wait, Maryland's state song is O Christmas Tree?  I'd forgotten that.
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Good show horsies
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May 20, 2017 23:55
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I did not pick the right horses
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May 20, 2017 23:55
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May 20, 2017 23:57
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Always a bummer when a jabroni horse that didn't run in the Derby wins the Preakness
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May 20, 2017 23:58
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Does anybody have Eddie Olczyk's record in picking these races for NBC?
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I was at horse today. What a weird loving culture.
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Horseys are doing some bullshit today, in like a little bit. None of them are Good Horseys they are all Bad horseys buncha losers who don't deserve your love or respect so I won't be watching but you can if you don't value your time.
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Go a horsies.
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Great reaction from a family member who bet on the right 3 horsies in the right order, too bad it was $1 box and not the trifecta
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