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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




making GBS threads on the pavement

Moo Cowabunga fucked around with this message at 08:58 on May 13, 2017

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




being overtly racist towards Asians

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
Rude.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

and legalised prostitution.

im playing my hand at this but only had one dude message me. i dont "do" dudes

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

echinopsis posted:

im playing my hand at this but only had one dude message me. i dont "do" dudes

YET :q:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
he asked if i escort dudes. strictly i guess id hang out for money but i just don't enjoy cock deep in my throat like you think would feel natural

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




What cut does your pimp take? Is your pimp complying with thr necessary health and safety laws?

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
Of course you would do this echi

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

echinopsis posted:

he asked if i escort dudes. strictly i guess id hang out for money but i just don't enjoy cock deep in my throat like you think would feel natural

what if he paid you to deepthroat your cock

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord


toadoftoadhall
Feb 27, 2015
ay cobber

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

I hope he gets fit in jail

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

mishaq posted:

what if he paid you to deepthroat your cock

fun fact: if you are fit and/or good looking, and have a substantial wanger, strange men will gladly pay you to suck it.

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

ultravoices posted:

fun fact: if you are fit and/or good looking, and have a substantial wanger, strange men will gladly pay you to suck it.

im glad your figgies are bringing you pleasure

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

pram
Jun 10, 2001

thats our kelly!

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

that looks nothing like kim dotcom

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

Symbolic Butt posted:

that looks nothing like kim dotcom

but still his head manages to look like a thumb

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
clean room nz style

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YteG14y9YNc

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
yet another reminder that kiwis (and aussies) get immediately laughed at when they say "data" overseas

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

i like wellington

auckland is like mini la
wellington is like mini bay area (if bay area was good)

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

going to be hiking each of these in november:
- routeburn track
- kepler track
among other shorter ones

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Progressive JPEG posted:

i like wellington

auckland is like mini la
wellington is like mini bay area (if bay area was racist)

ftfy

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i went to nz earlier this year but i didn't see any goons, just a few geysers and kiwi birds. drank some l&p it was good

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
my wife and i went for a couples massage and the whole legalized brothels thing meant i was very easy to pick out the right kind of massage parlour iykwim the kind without a happy ending i don't want to catch kiwi kooties gross!

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Hi cunts

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


I watched hunt for the wilderpeople so I qualify right

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

mishaq posted:

Progressive JPEG posted:

i like wellington

auckland is like mini la
wellington is like mini bay area (if bay area was less racist)

ftfy

ftftfyfy

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Cold on a Cob posted:

i went to nz earlier this year but i didn't see any goons, just a few geysers and kiwi birds. drank some l&p it was good

gently caress


you

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




we did a thing the other week on a nearby farm #notafarmer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF9vfioP3fs

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
auckland is mini la, but with bay area house prices

e: also like the bay area in that it's all isthmus'd up and nowhere to grow

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Progressive JPEG posted:

going to be hiking each of these in november:
- routeburn track
- kepler track
among other shorter ones

cool lots of foreigners die walking on new Zealand's scenic walking tracks

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

gently caress


you

the wellington zoo was very hilly, i liked it

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




wellington zoo is tiny and makes me sad for the animals

also there are a turbo tonne of goons in wellington

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
Wellington is where peter jackson 's movie "braindead" takes place

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Cold on a Cob posted:

my wife and i went for a couples massage and the whole legalized brothels thing meant i was very easy to pick out the right kind of massage parlour iykwim the kind without a happy ending i don't want to catch kiwi kooties gross!

wait i can get a legal hand job in new zealand?

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




yes. yes you can B O N G H I T Z.

so long as it is registered and complies with the health and safety laws of this mighty nation.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




well, the brother needs to be registered

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

RIP Murray Ball

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