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gently caress the DH
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 00:37 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 13:58 |
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Your Taint posted:Here is a thread. Use it to post about how your favorite team sucks God help me, our bullpen is terrible. Why are we paying Brett Cecil $30M? WHY? quote:or does not suck. Mike Leake somehow leads the NL in ERA among starters. Lance Lynn is 3rd I think. What the hell? quote:Or how other teams suck or do not suck. My god the Pirates and Giants are bad so far this season. quote:Or try to get laid. I don't care. You all had your chance and mostly declined to come to the meetup this weekend.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 00:56 |
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gently caress the DH: Part 2. CarMart 2 for 2 with 4 RBI's in the 4th.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 01:07 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:Carlos "Madison Bumgarner" Martínez Doesn't check out. MadBum hates fun. CarMart loves fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dUQRXYi3lI
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 01:09 |
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Well that was quick. I'm not going to complain about getting into their 'pen in the 4th. I also remember with fondness when we called Matt Carpenter "Little Carp".
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 01:14 |
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Oh wow, I totally missed us hitting a Serious Number. Gyork-owns still, I see.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 01:17 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:This is a massacre. Did you miss the part where I was sad about our bullpen? Be patient, this is still absolutely a game given how god-awful our pitching has been. E: And as soon as I say it...
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 01:21 |
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Wow, quick recovery from Pretty Boy there. Great job even if it's overturned, Grich. E: He's only out if he slid off and Diaz kept the tag on during.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 01:29 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:Uuuuugh, DD got greedy Not to complain, but that really looked like he was safe to me.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 01:34 |
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Sierra's batting face makes him look like a parrot, I swear. Incoming CarMart AB
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 01:40 |
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Troy Queef posted:CarMart cannot stop hitting That's got to be an error but I'll take it. CarMart has 6 RBI's now.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 01:41 |
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Huh, runs scored on an error don't count as an RBI. Makes sense, but I didn't know that. Still, 4 RBI's in a game from your pitcher isn't anything to complain about.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 01:45 |
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MLB Network announcers claiming that Matheny has fostered a culture where service time doesn't matter, only performance.* *Citation needed, mountains of evidence to the contrary discarded.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 01:50 |
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Explosionface posted:I leave the game to go take a poo poo and what in the world happened? The defense and pitching decided to join you.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 20:30 |
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Dex!
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# ¿ May 10, 2017 02:56 |
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Kevlar v2.0 posted:Someone at the Rockies/Cubs game decked out in full Cardinals gear Don't dox me, thanks.
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# ¿ May 10, 2017 02:59 |
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Hail Satan, excellent come-from-behind win.
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# ¿ May 10, 2017 03:10 |
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Oh hey, another Pujols dinger. Closing in on 600...
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# ¿ May 10, 2017 03:21 |
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Kevlar v2.0 posted:Cubs gonna get no-hit at Coors Insha'allah.
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# ¿ May 10, 2017 22:09 |
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Please, Dex. E: Yay Dex!
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 02:21 |
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My god, Mags is fast.
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 02:23 |
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Brett Cecil: Sucking, being overpaid and defiling #21 for the Cardinals (who should absolutely retire the number in honor of Curt Flood).
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 02:34 |
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gently caress. You. Brett. Cecil.
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 02:39 |
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Cecil to Broxton. It's like a nightmare parade of stubborn Matheny rollouts (not a fat joke). Next thing we know he'll find a way to sub Allen Craig into RF.
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 02:46 |
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Quote this post when Broxton serves up a grand slam to Stanton, thanks in advance.
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 02:48 |
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SlumPrince posted:Or makes a decent defensive play to end the inning. I'm super surprised. Happy to be proven wrong, but dude's FIP this year is 6.22. He's... not been good.
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 02:55 |
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SlumPrince posted:Broxton was literally my least favorite Cardinal until Cecil came along. Now there's competition. That shot of me looking miserable on the broadcast of the 2015 NLDS Game 4 was, if memory serves, me complaining to my dad about how terrible Broxton was. I've had legal opinions written and published based on briefings that I won. I've met presidents, senators and Supreme Court justices. I've been a member of a national-champion sports team. The most publicized moment in my life will always be me expressing my complete disdain for Jonathan Broxton.
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 03:09 |
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This Nats game got interesting pretty quickly.
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 03:17 |
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Ugh, that's annoying. Right call, still annoying since the contact seemd incidental to the play.
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 03:26 |
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Tom Gorman posted:so is Rosenthal good again or something? I haven't been able to actually watch. Control seems better. Not the good old days of completely unfair, but he's seemed solid and much more reliable than Oh.
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 03:31 |
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Incoming blown save from Oh?
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 03:52 |
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That was about 6 inches from a game-tying double.
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 03:57 |
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Hail Satan!
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 03:58 |
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bump_fn posted:joe kelly good Also adorable.
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 21:20 |
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Ugh, why does Jim Hayes exist?Popete posted:Hey Pancakes sorry I didn't get back to you. I didn't get back from work until after 8, traffic was terrible last night. :bigtran:
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 21:23 |
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gently caress the DH, sadly.
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 21:26 |
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I texted Kevlar earlier this week and asked him politely that the Cubs not sweep the Cardinals. He assured me this would not happen. Kevlar!
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 21:28 |
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bump_fn posted:just gonna say i love the pink mothers day weekend motif and think it should be league standard I'm fine with it on any uniform that typically has red. The pink on Tampa Bay's uniforms earlier confused the hell out of me.
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 21:33 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 21:52 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 13:58 |
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Mags, why are you swinging that hard at that? Calm down, buddy. Discussion of Lester throwing to first from the booth
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 21:53 |