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rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN
Sigh. Pens turn the puck over like 4 times there.

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The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
Cut Hainsey right now

The Little Kielbasa fucked around with this message at 01:54 on May 9, 2017

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Ron Hainsey loving blows. I hate hockey again.

Until the Preds play once more.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Flowery goal there.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




:siren: BURAKOVSKY :siren:

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

lol :siren:

also goddamn bob cole, you old

Raylen
Aug 1, 2003

You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
Pillbug

Ginette Reno posted:

Bench hainsey jesus christ

But Rutherford traded for him DURR HURR

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

:siren: DANGEROUS LEAD :siren:

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
goddamn what was Sheary doing there. and Cole. and Hainsey. and Fleury

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS
Outstanding hustle, got totally beat but you gotta leg out a grounder.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

So Pens gonna blow a 3-1 lead?

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
that was bad bad bad awesome bad bad hilarious bad bad bad rad by that pens d man hahahaha

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

So Pens gonna blow a 3-1 lead?

Absolutely. They have looked terrible since game 4, but they won that on a fluke.

Yeah, I'm melting down. Whatever.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

So Pens gonna blow a 3-1 lead?

Kinda hard to call it blowing it when they've been out shot every single game

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

So Pens gonna blow a 3-1 lead?

The Penguins are barely playing right now. I don't know what's happening.

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN
Its a poo poo play by Sheary. A shittier pass by Cole. Then the shittiest turnover by Hainsey. Pens really paying for having this defense now.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Good Soldier Svejk posted:

So Pens gonna blow a 3-1 lead?

Nah, game isn't even half over yet.

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

So Pens gonna blow a 3-1 lead?

Yeah. No team has come back after being down 2 goals in this series :fork: :fork:

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Pungry posted:

Absolutely. They have looked terrible since game 4, but they won that on a fluke.

Yeah, I'm melting down. Whatever.

aw, that aint a meltdown man

no paragraph screeds about Bettman and ref conspiracies or anything!

Raylen
Aug 1, 2003

You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
Pillbug
I still don't understand why Rutherford traded for these really old and bad defensemen

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Raylen posted:

I still don't understand why Rutherford traded for these really old and bad defensemen

I don't understand why they haven't been playing the best of the bad ones (Streit)

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Raylen posted:

I still don't understand why Rutherford traded for these really old and bad defensemen

A dead defenseman is even slower and worse at hockey

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Pens luck had to run out some time (year)

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
Haha this third line with Ovie on it is so awful

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I don't understand why they haven't been playing the best of the bad ones (Streit)

I'll be honest, I completely forgot Streit was on the Pens.

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
A Caps/Preds SCF would be really cool imo.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
The Caps really do take not scoring to an impressive level. They should be winning most of these games decisively.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
take a shot every time the Pens just miss a puck

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Raylen posted:

I still don't understand why Rutherford traded for these really old and bad defensemen

Listen, man. He got you Phil Goddamn Kessel to go along with Crosby and Malkin and then disposed of Rob Scuderi in exchange for Playoff Hero Trevor Daley.

They can't all be winners.

CobwebMustardseed
Apr 8, 2011

And some said he would just be a shell of his former self upon his return.
We look like absolute poo poo and we're gonna lose this game and we're gonna lose this series and Sid's brain is ruined and all the horrible Caps fans in my life are going to be smug and insufferable even though I was nice to them last year. #meltdown

:fork:

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN
Ian Cole is also killing Pittsburgh more than usual tonight.

Raylen
Aug 1, 2003

You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
Pillbug

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I don't understand why they haven't been playing the best of the bad ones (Streit)

Yeah, he's disappeared. Is he injured or a healthy scratch?

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
Caps look like they're on the power play right now.

The whole game, really.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Pens look like poo poo. Naturally they'll score 4 in the 3rd.

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
The Caps don't even look that great right now, Pittsburgh just looks awful

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Huh once the Capitals stopped allowing odd-man rushes it turns out they are a good team.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Jesus, Bob is pretty bad tonight. He's like 2 seconds behind the actual play.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Ginette Reno posted:

The Caps really do take not scoring to an impressive level. They should be winning most of these games decisively.

Couldn't the same have been said about Columbus?

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
cbc is being ultra critical about malkin

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

yellowcar posted:

Jesus, Bob is pretty bad tonight. He's like 2 seconds behind the actual play.

To be fair, he probably thinks he in Toronto and it's 1992.

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