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Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
Barry Trotz, noted thug/criminal

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Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS
It's like it's a different pens team from literally every other game,.

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005

yellowcar posted:

Jesus, Bob is pretty bad tonight. He's like 2 seconds behind the actual play.

I'm so glad he isn't calling the Rags-Sens series after the last round

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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Let's not wet fart this PP please?

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

CBJSprague24 posted:

Couldn't the same have been said about Columbus?

Not really Columbus gave up some really high danger looks to the Pens.

Mind_Taker posted:

Huh once the Capitals stopped allowing odd-man rushes it turns out they are a good team.

Against the Pens at least. Not finishing these chances might pose a problem vs a team that actually generates a few against them.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
I'm already looking forward to the bizarro nothing-calls in the 3rd period that let the pens score two goals

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Sounds like Bob popped a valium during the break.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Stretch Marx posted:

Sounds like Bob popped a valium during the break.

He must've been sharing with the entire Pens roster before the game

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



Penguins literally incapable of shooting the puck.

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Duke Chin posted:

I'm already looking forward to the bizarro nothing-calls in the 3rd period that let the pens score two goals
I hope so, too :thumbsup:

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

fuckin hell

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.

rex rabidorum vires posted:

Let's not wet fart this PP please?

whelp

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
that was so bad

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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Everything the Pens have done tonight is rear end. The o zone play has been nearly as bad as the d zone.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
congratulations to the penguins on their 6th shot, 34 minutes in

mik
Oct 16, 2003
oh
Are all the penguins concussed?

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



How does a team with no offense or defense make it so far

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Mar 26, 2007

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mik posted:

Are all the penguins concussed?

Wouldn't rule it out.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

This is what happens when you separate Guentzel-Sid and Malkin-Kessel.
Put'em back

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
Do the Pens even WANT to win this series? Could they legit survive another 10-12 games?

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Duke Chin posted:

I'm already looking forward to the bizarro nothing-calls in the 3rd period that let the pens score two goals

I too like to imagine a shadowy cabal manipulates things behind the scenes so I don't have to face the fact that a team I do not like might be good.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Yeah it's definitely past Bob's bedtime.

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Mar 26, 2007

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Good Soldier Svejk posted:

This is what happens when you separate Guentzel-Sid and Malkin-Kessel.
Put'em back

Yeah I think they really just need to load up in the 3rd and shorten the bench if they can.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/wyshynski/status/861748536899194880

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



Captain Internet posted:

I too like to imagine a shadowy cabal manipulates things behind the scenes so I don't have to face the fact that a team I do not like might be good.

Oh I don't think he has to worry about the pens being good right now

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Mar 26, 2007

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Moving Kunitz up is not the answer...

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Chad Sexington posted:

Do the Pens even WANT to win this series? Could they legit survive another 10-12 games?

They look so done. It's gonna be tragic if the Caps blow this game or game 7.

The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
Maybe go back to the lines that won three games?

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
gotta get some good energy, let's put Kunitz with Bonino and faaaaaaaaart

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Chad Sexington posted:

Do the Pens even WANT to win this series? Could they legit survive another 10-12 games?
yes. yes.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Jordan7hm posted:

gotta get some good energy, let's put Kunitz with Bonino and faaaaaaaaart

If they re-sign Kunitz someone needs to push JR's wheelchair down the stairs like Krycek did to the Cigarette Smoking Man

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



These assholes can't even connect on passes with zero pressure.

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
Bob Cole should have retired a decade ago. Listening to him now is sad and bad.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Play the triplets. Do it, Sullivan, you gently caress.

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.
Mike... go back to the normal lines... please. This isn't working.

Raylen
Aug 1, 2003

You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
Pillbug

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Play the triplets. Do it, Sullivan, you gently caress.

Three headed monster?

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Gobias Ind. posted:

Bob Cole should have retired a decade ago. Listening to him now is sad and bad.

I'm listening to Doc but a senile confused old man sounds appropriate for this game

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Pens are fine, just pulling the biggest rope-a-dope in NHL history

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
"Great stop by Holtby" in the Pens zone.

RETIRE, COLE. Jesus Christ.

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Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
Guentzel still has some life in him

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