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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Scary but I gotta admit that's the happiest parrot I've ever seen

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRsfOGJ5lZg

This is goofy as hell but also demonstrates an alarming level of intelligence. Birds are scary smart, and if it wasn't for us I'd say they have a better chance of evolving into sapience than any other type of animal.

Cockatiels are goofy, as well.
http://i.imgur.com/PpZaeEK.mp4

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

We just had the most insane northern lights show where I live, best I've ever seen. I took this photo from my front yard in the middle of a city of a million people

Looks like a bird.

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
The Great Blue Heron is my poo poo, I live in the Sac-San Joaquin Delta area and if you know where they like to hang out at, they're everywhere.





(Not my pics)

They're great huge bastards, and they'll eat just about anything - I once saw a GBH trying to eat a large red squirrel while standing by the side of a busy freeway in Chino Hills, California, of all places. The tail was hanging out of the side of his bill and I assume he was trying to turn it around in order to swallow it whole. Normally their diet is made up of fish, invertebrates, amphibians, whatever lives in shallow water.

They're very solitary, don't make a whole lot of noise, are always impeccably clean while standing in muddy swamps, bogs, ditches and so forth. They've made a huge comeback from their early Seventies DDT-depleted numbers and I'm glad of it.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.
I moved from England to the US twelve years ago and I miss European robins so much.



They're adorable little borbs and super curious about humans. They're especially fond of people gardening and like to hang about to grab any earthworms that get turned up when you're digging.



They'll even let you hand feed them! Totally wild robins will just hop on over and take seed straight from your hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKfBW334zFM

I miss these friendly little fluffballs. :kimchi:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Otana posted:

I moved from England to the US twelve years ago and I miss European robins so much.



They're adorable little borbs and super curious about humans. They're especially fond of people gardening and like to hang about to grab any earthworms that get turned up when you're digging.



They'll even let you hand feed them! Totally wild robins will just hop on over and take seed straight from your hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKfBW334zFM

I miss these friendly little fluffballs. :kimchi:

I can't believe they share a name with the noisy, obnoxious American sort.

But I bet people in the UK feel that about a lot of American things.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I can't believe they share a name with the noisy, obnoxious American sort.

But I bet people in the UK feel that about a lot of American things.

Yeah not gonna lie, American robins are a major disappointment after growing up with these fluffs.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Otana posted:

Yeah not gonna lie, American robins are a major disappointment after growing up with these fluffs.

Are cardinals any comfort? I know the starlings are neither here nor there.

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset
As a kid in the country I had "pet" ducks along with chickens and geese. They were co-op mallards that very quickly grew up and flew away. They wanted nothing to do with me, but it was super cool that the next 2 years they came back and one had a wild girlfriend who would let me come within 5 feet to throw them grain.

After that I never saw them again, but it was cool af as a kid to see "my" ducks come back every year to this random rear end farm to try and nest. Hopefully they found a better place instead of being eaten by a coyote.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Good morning from the swallow family outside our apartment!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

WrenP-Complete posted:

Good morning from the swallow family outside our apartment!



Quick, what's their airspeed?!

:kimchi:

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Quick, what's their airspeed?!

:kimchi:

Laden or unladen?

My partner named them Sandy and Sonny Swallow. I hope soon they have swallow fledgelings. :kimchi:

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


http://i.imgur.com/9CvYfFP.gifv

:3:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

When I was a kid we had a random pigeon move into our garage. He lived there for about a year, my mom is a real softie for animals so she would leave the garage door open a little at the bottom so he could go in and out. One very cold night she was sitting in the living room and heard some commotion at the front door. It was the pigeon, she'd accidentally closed the garage all the way so the little guy got locked out. She told me once she opened the door he very casually strolled in, walked over to where the garage entrance was, and patiently waited for her to let him in.

Now she keeps chickens and I swear she loves those chickens more than she ever did us. Every time I call her it's "the chickens are doing this" and "the chickens are doing that". It's actually pretty endearing.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

zoux posted:


Now she keeps chickens and I swear she loves those chickens more than she ever did us. Every time I call her it's "the chickens are doing this" and "the chickens are doing that". It's actually pretty endearing.

So how are the chux?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Okay, more real birds this time. These were from my trip to New Zealand.


Kea, the sly alpine parrot.


Silvereye


Hybrid offspring of mallard and gray ducks.


Tiny blue penguins!


They were rescues being cared for a the International Antarctic Center in Christchurch.


Fantails are hard to photograph, they never stop moving!

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Picnic Princess posted:

Okay, more real birds this time. These were from my trip to New Zealand.


Kea, the sly alpine parrot.


I love those little car destroying bastards

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Are cardinals any comfort? I know the starlings are neither here nor there.

They totally would be if I'd ever seen any. :(

I did get to see blue herons strutting around El Segundo though, that was really cool! They were just a few feet away from us totally chill about having a half dozen humans watching them.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

This clickbait video popped up in my recommended videos the other day, here's a naked bird. I think it's a lovebird based on size and beak.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQEYullGf0o

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
If we're taking about vaguely naked birds, there's Jersey the Cockatoo. She had a bad owner for a long while, and she plucked herself bare, but her current owner is a ton better. I'd judge the fact that she's still pretty bare long after she was rehomed with the current owner, but I have zero knowledge of bird-owning to know if they even grew back.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Oliver_james/status/871021009561944068

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Yo this penguin fell in love with a anime.

http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2017/05/15/lovesick-otaku-penguin-grape-kun-inspires-talk-event-at-the-tobu-zoo

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

MisterBibs posted:

If we're taking about vaguely naked birds, there's Jersey the Cockatoo. She had a bad owner for a long while, and she plucked herself bare, but her current owner is a ton better. I'd judge the fact that she's still pretty bare long after she was rehomed with the current owner, but I have zero knowledge of bird-owning to know if they even grew back.

They do grow back but once plucking starts it can be hard to stop, even if the bird is rehomed. Poor neurotic babies.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Pengoon.

mombot
Sep 28, 2010

mmmmmwah - Trophy kisses!

PCOS Bill posted:



I love these stupid little retard birds.

They are actually quite smart and can have a massive vocabulary. They're one of the smallest true parrots and I love them.

Here is one of the babies I'm adopting. She's not quite weaned, so I just visit for now. She's a Rosy Bourke, a type of parakeet. I also have a sun conure, a blue parakeet, and a green cheek conure. I'll post those later along with some wild birds.







LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

WrenP-Complete posted:

They do grow back but once plucking starts it can be hard to stop, even if the bird is rehomed. Poor neurotic babies.

If the plucking is chronic enough it'll also damage the follicles to the point where the feathers can't grow back anymore.

That 'too looks happy as heck though :3:

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Oh goodness we are coming back from the zoo with so many good pictures for you all. Excited to upload! :)

Edit: Gonna dole these out, because there's a bunch...


WrenP-Complete has a new favorite as of 20:27 on Jun 4, 2017

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

Knormal posted:

This clickbait video popped up in my recommended videos the other day, here's a naked bird. I think it's a lovebird based on size and beak.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQEYullGf0o

Its supposed to be cute but to me it looks really creepy. Wings without feathers are just gross little stump limbs.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Creed Reunion Tour posted:

Secretary birds are pretty cool, although they look a bit silly up close.


Actually, Secretary Bird looks silly from a distance too. It resembles a falcon on stilts.


So what is so cool about this bird?


Well, it kills snakes and lizards by kung fu kicking the poo poo out of them.


Look at this motherfucker go!


Easily the best bird, if I was a bird I'd be one. Also I think if you gave birds hairstyles the Secretary bird is a natural winner. It's very easy to imagine it with an Elvis quiff or mullet.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Hummingbirds are probably my favorite thing in the world. My parents live in the Sierra Nevada foothills and must live on a flyway or something because they get squadrons of Anna's Hummingbirds throughout the year, and Rufous and Calliope hummingbirds during the migration season. Anna's hummingbirds are aeronauts that put Top Gun instructors to shame and they're one of the few species to have expanded their habitat along with human population growth since they have no fear of humans and will happily pig out in suburban gardens or crowded public parks.

LSD at the gangbang
Dec 27, 2009

Picnic Princess posted:

I like to take pictures of birds. So here's some birds I took pictures of.


White-necked puffbird

I had to look this up because I thought puffbird couldn't possibly be a real name. It is.
Puffbirds. :3:

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Man, I love hummingbirds. Most of the hummingbirds we get here are rufous hummingbirds, which are noted for being the most northern-ranging hummingbirds. You'll find them all the way up the coast into Alaska. Little red-brown birds with green wings and backs.



Very, very occasionally you get a calliope hummingbird (we're just at the very northern edge of their breeding range) who I adore because they look like they're trying to turn themselves into asterisks.



WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012



At the zoo, we heard a man tell his daughter that this bird (a King Vulture) was ugly. She put her hands on her hips and said that he was doing his best. :)

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Best Twitter. :kimchi:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/AP_Oddities/status/872393134898020353

Upvote this post in 20 minutes or this bird will come to your house and mess up all your pots and pans.

Algae Magnet
Jul 1, 2013


nielsm
Jun 1, 2009



Visited bird zoo today.

This is a white hooded crow, occasionally he will let you scritch him: http://0x0.st/IOH.webm

Also I don't know what this kookaburra was attempting to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-sUCZljntk

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

nielsm posted:

Visited bird zoo today.

This is a white hooded crow, occasionally he will let you scritch him: http://0x0.st/IOH.webm

Also I don't know what this kookaburra was attempting to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-sUCZljntk

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Shy and Shameless
Jul 15, 2015

Raised by birbs
Xpost from cute, but the girlfriend and I LOOOOOVES us some hummingbirbs. The trumpet vines help us see quite a few between now and August.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htckxql7GRA

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