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Petr
how to circumcise people, vote republican, and feed your pets a vegan diet. What is the appropriate forum to post about this in?

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joke_explainer


pet island

Petr
but then how will I piss off the trad gamers about 5th ed and the gbsers about circumcision?

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Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


5th ed :wtc:

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

Macnult

Pet Island might have advice on feeding your cat a vegan diet. It would probably be a lot more work than providing your cat a balanced dry food/wet food diet but if you have the dedication (and I bet you do) I'm sure they'll point you in the right direction.

I'm no "cat expert" (Pet Island term for people who know a lot about cats) so I don't know how you'd go about training a cat to circumcise people or vote republican. Be careful how you go about asking because they may think you're pulling a goof on them.

Plebian Parasite

IYG

Sensual Simian

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declawed?! how dare you! may as well just murder that cat while you're at it

joke_explainer


the primary subject is the cat, so the categorization is clear. I'm sure the GBS squad attempting to restore every man's foreskin with a special ray will show up and the tabletop people probably have some parity with the pet islanders.

though, maybe QCS is a better fit

super sweet best pal

Don't forget to teach it how to cook chili beans in a crock pot.

Manifisto


joke_explainer posted:

the primary subject is the cat

I disagree, the primary subject is the cat's character. whether the cat learns these things is irrelevant.

but more importantly, what you have proposed is a mishmosh of half-baked and/or controversial subjects obsessed over by nerds and losers.

the correct forum is coupons & deals


ty nesamdoom!

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


declawed cat sounds like a 3.5 fighter without access to book of 9 swords, so p much a regular 5e character

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

cda

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Petr

Chill la Chill posted:

declawed cat sounds like a 3.5 fighter without access to book of 9 swords, so p much a regular 5e character

Well it's certainly not a 4e character because everyone in 4e is a wizard :aaaaa:

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Chill la Chill

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Petr posted:

Well it's certainly not a 4e character because everyone in 4e is a wizard :aaaaa:

yeah, that's why 4e is my favorite. muscle wizard :peanut:

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

Petr

Chill la Chill posted:

yeah, that's why 4e is my favorite. muscle wizard :peanut:

Don't let anyone in trad games hear you say that. I said it and they just about brought me up on charges

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Twenty Four


Petr posted:

how to circumcise people, vote republican, and feed your pets a vegan diet. What is the appropriate forum to post about this in?

I duno but I think you just use a knife for all these things.

Petr

Twenty Four posted:

I duno but I think you just use a knife for all these things.

I want to click "like" on this, but the forums are dead and gay so they don't have that.

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Macnult

Petr posted:

I want to click "like" on this, but the forums are dead and gay so they don't have that.

Emptyquotes invented Facebook likes.

Scaly Haylie

myDad posted:

pagin lizard wizard

i play a kobold sorcerer in pathfinder, unfortunately only recently realizing that you need, like, one major damage spell per level.

Scaly Haylie fucked around with this message at 17:50 on May 11, 2017

Plebian Parasite

Macnult posted:

Emptyquotes invented Facebook likes.

people should emptyquote more, it makes the other person feel good and gives us the illusion of a busy subforum

google THIS

Plebian Parasite posted:

people should emptyquote more, it makes the other person feel good and gives us the illusion of a busy subforum

Macnult

Plebian Parasite posted:

people should emptyquote more, it makes the other person feel good and gives us the illusion of a busy subforum

google THIS

Macnult

Plebian Parasite

Scaly Haylie

quote:

Twenty Four


Petr posted:

I want to click "like" on this, but the forums are dead and gay so they don't have that.

thanks! wait i screwed up my empty quote :/ But hey thanks! Let me try again...

Twenty Four


Plebian Parasite posted:

people should emptyquote more, it makes the other person feel good and gives us the illusion of a busy subforum

Sensual Simian

summer jorts

Plebian Parasite posted:

people should emptyquote more, it makes the other person feel good and gives us the illusion of a busy subforum

Historical Wizards


While I'm a fan of a system having way too many skills, I think you should really avoid any rpg that has those specific skills

Snowy

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



i just want nerds to come over and play d$d for my entertainment, I can't focus on that poo poo for 6 hours. wine doesn't drink itself.

joke_explainer


Snowy posted:

i just want nerds to come over and play d$d for my entertainment, I can't focus on that poo poo for 6 hours. wine doesn't drink itself.

6 hr games are just too long to expect adults to do. We capped our games at 3 hrs. It makes people get to playing a lot faster and no need for long intermissions for food and stuff.

but, we haven't been able to play for 2 months now because all 4 player's schedules keep sucking up weekends.

Petr
I wish I had a good D&D group. My nerd cohort broke up after high school, and the only groups at gaming stores around here are super-crunchy and use minis and Pathfinder and poo poo, and make it feel like a board game instead of a real RPG. Combat takes hours, and interaction is glossed over in a minute. I've been making a campaign and trying to start up a group through Roll20 but holy poo poo they are 90% idiots there.

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Chill la Chill posted:

yeah, that's why 4e is my favorite. muscle wizard :peanut:

I prop my foot up and flex my thighs. All the candles in my tower light themselves. I put my hands behind my head and rouse my left tricep into furious action; Hefnero's Mood Music starts playing softly.

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Snowy

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



joke_explainer posted:

6 hr games are just too long to expect adults to do. We capped our games at 3 hrs. It makes people get to playing a lot faster and no need for long intermissions for food and stuff.

but, we haven't been able to play for 2 months now because all 4 player's schedules keep sucking up weekends.

I haven't played d&d in a LONG time but I like podcasts like adventure time still.

is there a d&d lite that isn't a board game but is relatively easy to play and doesn't take forever?

Impkins Patootie





iirc isn't Cat's Claw a type of botanical reagent irl??

Historical Wizards


PC: With Frémont running I finally get to use those skill points I invested in "vote republican"! Okay I got a... a 6
DM: Oooh, looks like you accidentally voted for James Buchanan


Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig

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Scaly Haylie

Snowy posted:

I haven't played d&d in a LONG time but I like podcasts like adventure time still.

you mean adventure zone?

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