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U.S. FIRST STRIKE USSR FIRST STRIKE NATO / WARSAW PACT FAR EAST STRATEGY US USSR ESCALATION MIDDLE EAST WAR USSR CHINA ATTACK INDIA PAKISTAN WAR MEDITERRANEAN WAR HONGKONG VARIANT SEATO DECAPITATING CUBAN PROVOCATION ATLANTIC HEAVY CUBAN PARAMILITARY NICARAGUAN PREEMPTIVE PACIFIC TERRITORIAL BURMESE THEATERWIDE TURKISH DECOY ANGENTINA ESCALATION ICELAND MAXIMUM ARABIAN THEATERWIDE U.S. SUBVERSION AUSTRALIAN MANEUVER SUDAN SURPRISE NATO TERRITORIAL ZAIRE ALLIANCE ICELAND INCIDENT ENGLISH ESCALATION MIDDLE EAST HEAVY MEXICAN TAKEOVER CHAD ALERT SAUDI MANEUVER AFRICAN TERRITORIAL ETHIOPIAN ESCALATION TURKISH HEAVY NATO INCURSION U.S. DEFENSE CAMBODIAN HEAVY PACT MEDIUM ARCTIC MINIMAL MEXICAN DOMESTIC TAIWAN THEATERWIDE PACIFIC MANEUVER PORTUGAL REVOLUTION ALBANIAN DECOY PALESTINIAN LOCAL MOROCCAN MINIMAL BAVARIAN DIVERSITY CZECH OPTION FRENCH ALLIANCE ARABIAN CLANDESTINE GABON REBELLION NORTHERN MAXIMUM DANISH PARAMILITARY SEATO TAKEOVER HAWAIIAN ESCALATION IRANIAN MANEUVER NATO CONTAINMENT SWISS INCIDENT CUBAN MINIMAL CHAD ALERT ICELAND ESCALATION VIETNAMESE RETALIATIO SYRIAN PROVOCATION LIBYAN LOCAL GABON TAKEOVER ROMANIAN WAR MIDDLE EAST OFFENSIVE DENMARK MASSIVE CHILE CONFRONTATION S.AFRICAN SUBVERSION USSR ALERT NICARAGUAN THRUST GREENLAND DOMESTIC ICELAND HEAVY KENYA OPTION PACIFIC DEFENSE UGANDA MAXIMUM THAI SUBVERSION ROMANIAN STRIKE PAKISTAN SOVEREIGNTY AFGHAN MISDIRECTION ETHIOPIAN LOCAL ITALIAN TAKEOVER VIETNAMESE INCIDENT ENGLISH PREEMPTIVE DENMARK ALTERNATE THAI CONFRONTATION TAIWAN SURPRISE BRAZILIAN STRIKE VENEZUELA SUDDEN MAYLASIAN ALERT ISREAL DISCRETIONARY LIBYAN ACTION PALISTINIAN TACTICAL NATO ALTERNATE CYPRESS MANEUVER EGYPT MISDIRECTION BANGLADESH THRUST KENYA DEFENSE BANGLADESH CONTAINMENT VIETNAMESE STRIKE ALBANIAN CONTAINMENT GABON SURPRISE IRAQ SOVEREIGNTY VIETNAMESE SUDDEN LEBANON INTERDICTION TAIWAN DOMESTIC ALGERIAN SOVEREIGNTY ARABIAN STRIKE ATLANTIC SUDDEN MONGOLIAN THRUST POLISH DECOY ALASKAN DISCRETIONARY CANADIAN THRUST ARABIAN LIGHT S.AFRICAN DOMESTIC TUNISIAN INCIDENT MALAYSIAN MANEUVER JAMAICA DECOY MALAYSIAN MINIMAL RUSSIAN SOVEREIGNTY CHAD OPTION BANGLADESH WAR BURMESE CONTAINMENT ASIAN THEATERWIDE BULGARIAN CLANDESTINE GREENLAND INCURSION EGYPT SURGICAL CZECH HEAVY TAIWAN CONFRONTATION GREENLAND MAXIMUM UGANDA OFFENSIVE CASPIAN DEFENSE
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Baloogan posted:DENMARK MASSIVE A massive wave of theater nuclear ballistic missiles strike denmark paving the way for the soviet baltic fleet to breakout into the north atlantic. Followed up by amphibious invasion outflanking most of central europe. NATO sea lines of communication cut.
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May 11, 2017 07:23
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Baloogan posted:ENGLISH PREEMPTIVE A very weak UK government, beset by riots and worker uprisings discovers a serious Soviet plot to stage a coup of their government. 100s of "Soviet agents" are rounded up and executed and thousands imprisoned. UK suddenly becomes significantly more belligerent on the global stage, and one spring morning the UK government goes superalert, spools up every ounce of military effort and launches a massive premptive strike on Soviet emplacements in central europe. The rest of NATO is along for the ride. NATO achieves strategic surprise, destroying much of the Soviet fleet in port. Red Army in Germany falls back in the face of an aggressive, unexpected attack. Berlin is a mess. The soviets detonate a series of nuclear weapons as a spectacular show of force (intentionally doing little damage) and issue a nuclear ultimatum. Both sides back down.
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May 11, 2017 07:34
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Baloogan posted:CHUD ALERT
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May 11, 2017 07:35
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wargames was a good movie imo
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May 11, 2017 09:13
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the THAI SWITCHEROO
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May 11, 2017 09:20
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Ussr didn't have a first strike policy afaik
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May 11, 2017 09:46
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Baloogan posted:BAVARIAN DIVERSITY so much for the tolerant left
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May 11, 2017 10:07
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Baloogan posted:CHAD ALERT 
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May 11, 2017 10:24
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Baloogan posted:A very weak UK government, beset by riots and worker uprisings discovers a serious Soviet plot to stage a coup of their government. 100s of "Soviet agents" are rounded up and executed and thousands imprisoned. UK suddenly becomes significantly more belligerent on the global stage, and one spring morning the UK government goes superalert, spools up every ounce of military effort and launches a massive premptive strike on Soviet emplacements in central europe. The rest of NATO is along for the ride. NATO achieves strategic surprise, destroying much of the Soviet fleet in port. Red Army in Germany falls back in the face of an aggressive, unexpected attack. Berlin is a mess. wouldn't we all be dead from nuclear winter
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May 11, 2017 12:30
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rudatron posted:Ussr didn't have a first strike policy afaik You are combining two unrelated things
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May 11, 2017 14:32
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I have a sinking feeling I've seen a Youtube video with all of these as the tags
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May 11, 2017 15:45
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rudatron posted:Ussr didn't have a first strike policy afaik lmao
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May 11, 2017 16:01
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The Puppet Master posted:wouldn't we all be dead from nuclear winter
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May 11, 2017 16:04
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jBrereton posted:Nuclear 👏 Winter 👏 Doesn't 👏 Exist not yet 
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May 11, 2017 16:11
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Baloogan posted:A massive wave of theater nuclear ballistic missiles strike denmark paving the way for the soviet baltic fleet to breakout into the north atlantic. wouldnt the fleet still have to deal with SOSUS
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May 11, 2017 16:21
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Raskolnikov38 posted:wouldnt the fleet still have to deal with SOSUS sure, but denmark is still a big block on the baltic
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May 11, 2017 16:25
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wait a second, hold up IRAQI SOVEREIGNTY? this whole thread is bogus, Baloogan! bogus!!!
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May 11, 2017 16:59
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tell me about this one: HAWAIIAN ESCALATION
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May 11, 2017 17:30
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Al! posted:tell me about this one: HAWAIIAN ESCALATION The crisis stretches on for a few days, both sides unwilling to step down, but also unwilling to take the next step towards war. Civilian productivity drops worldwide due to tensions, a few thousand tired soldiers in Berlin hold the world's rapt attention. But nothing happens, nothing major. Soviet and NATO navies set sail, B-52s circle like vultures outside of Warsaw Pact radar. Super-ready. Stalemate. A very expensive stalemate. Suddenly a civilian non-US flagged container ship off of Hawaii is sinking! Reports of torpedoes, crews are reporting submarine sightings everywhere. A few more sink near the Hawaiian Islands, nothing big, nothing vital. A cat-and-mouse game commences off of Hawaii, US forces hunting Soviet subs. Efficient/quality weapons are withheld from use (nuclear depth charges, etc) and the 'game' continues. One way to achieve a high over-all level of escalation and still keep each separate act as an act relatively low on the ladder is to retaliate or escalate in a completely different theater from the one in which the primary conflict is being waged, and at a time when the primary crisis is at a fairly intense level. This may be especially escalatory if the second theater is sensitive or potentially vital.
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May 11, 2017 17:55
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Weeping Wound posted:IRAQI SOVEREIGNTY? 198X, Saddam Hussein the newly minted President of Iraq is embroiled in scandal. Ethnic and religious differences in Iraq has lead to serious protests against the Baathist government along with the horrific Iran-Iraq war. An islamic revolution, much like in Iran, burns through the country. After accepting significant US support, Hussein flees the country for Florida and forms a government-in-exile. The (US-backed) Islamic State of Iraq (ISI) is formed out of Sunni hardliners and ex-Baathist officials vs the (Shiite, Iran-backed) Islamic Republic of Iraq. The Iraq Civil War starts in earnest. US/UK forces mass in Saudi Arabia, USSR-backed forces mass in Iran (thousands of 'trainers'). Turkey arms up heavily, but refuses to take sides. Daily air combat US/UK forces vs Iranian (really, Soviet) aircraft over Iraq. Who will rule Iraq when the dust settles?
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Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:the THAI SWITCHEROO 197X, Thailand The Vietnam war is winding down, USAF forces operating from Thailand continue to pound the hell out of Vietnam/Cambodia. Nixon is Nixoning as hard as can be. Due to a number of high profile instances of very, very bad PR from US forces stationed in Thailand, Thailand's military is slowly becoming anti-US/pro-communist. And Thailand's military coups the civilian government with the blessing of King Bhumibol of Thailand who was in secret negotiations with USSR / Vietnam / Burma and retains his title as King even though the government is a military junta with communist characteristics. US forces are blindsided by this change, and evacuations of US held airbases commence, though 100s of Americans are killed (by thai mobs) and thousands are imprisoned. Two carrier groups fresh from blowing up Hanoi are steaming towards Bangkok.
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May 11, 2017 19:49
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wait this is just a salespitch for your video game isnt it lol
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May 11, 2017 19:51
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i just really like making up this sort of stuff
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May 11, 2017 19:52
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Baloogan posted:i just really like making up this sort of stuff its good as hell and also MONGOLIAN THRUST!!!!!!
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May 11, 2017 19:54
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Good beer names
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May 11, 2017 19:57
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Al! posted:its good as hell and also MONGOLIAN THRUST!!!!!! 197X Mao is Dead! China takes a giant leap backwards (market reforms, significantly less communism!) and the Sino-Soviet conflict blows up and a limited conventional war erupts across the entire Soviet / China border. Mongolian People's Republic stays out of the war at first. "Communist" Chinese forces are supported by US arms, then US trainers as the war expands over half a year. A lightning strike through Mongolia is sold to the Chinese leadership, supported by limited nuclear arms. The thinking is that if all nuclear weapons use is limited to Mongolia then the soviets will also limit their nuclear weapons use to Mongolia. A massive Chinese armored attack driving through Mongolian territory triggers a USSR response to also invade Mongolia to counter and support their (light) forces stationed in Mongolia. Over the next month it really really sucks to be a Mongolian.
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May 11, 2017 20:02
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Baloogan posted:Over the next month it really really sucks to be a Mongolian. tbf this has been true since the fall of the yuan dynasty
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May 11, 2017 20:06
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U forgot the LESOTHO SUBTERFUGE
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May 11, 2017 20:15
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im a big fan of the heimlich maneuver because you really choked with this op
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May 11, 2017 20:38
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Baloogan posted:U.S. FIRST STRIKE these are names of tom selleck's "roger stone" movies
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May 11, 2017 20:39
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Baloogan posted:CZECH HEAVY This is an awesome dark lager. quote:ARABIAN LIGHT These are not. Vincent Van Goatse has issued a correction as of 20:48 on May 11, 2017 |
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i asked our health teacher about VIETNAMESE RETALIATIO when the opportunity to ask anonymous questions came up but she just threw the piece of paper away and sighed  any further info on VIETNAMESE RETALIATIO would be appreciated Baloogan posted:
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VIETNAMESE RETALIATIO Vietnam, 1969 An enterprising young US marine corporal figures out how to 'fall through the cracks' in the paperwork. He lives on a base, but doesn't fall under any specific command. Since he has nothing to do, he starts a side business pimping girls on base. Viet cong infiltrators catch wind of this and sneak in a number of highly skilled communist woman operators with the next group of girls the sergeant traffics. The next morning the entire regiment is disbanded and songs of that night are still sung to this day in USMC barracks around the world.
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May 12, 2017 02:11
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JAMAICAN DECOY you thought it was weed but its actually just parsely
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May 12, 2017 02:17
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CHAD ALERT Please tie it into the stupid PUA term "Chads" somehow.
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i dunnooo pua stuff and i don't want to know lol
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