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Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Zelder posted:

Xbox one u

This takes me back to the Boner Threads of Old. I miss you guys.

ScporoXbox.

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tap my mountain
Jan 1, 2009

I'm the quick and the deadly
Xbox Fun

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
SexBox

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

The Xtesseract One

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Lastbox

Alfalfa The Roach
Oct 13, 2012

You need to be a badass first.
The XYZBox

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

Quest For Glory II posted:

First art of Project Rap Rabbit yeaa



I assume E3 will be the first full reveal

Why is this the first time I'm hearing about this?

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
yeah i am mostly waiting for Sony, Ubi and bethesda. Sony will have good poo poo, Ubi may have some good games and asscreed is fun enough, and hopefully wolfenstien colossus will be revealed. WW2 cod will get shown off which could be ok and i am looking forward to EA because they will show more star wars stuff.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
They named the fourth Xbox the "Xbox None"

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Because when you see it you say 'why would you buy that??'

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Xbox one-eighty

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
xbox one unit sold

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Wrong Ram Box

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Xbox 2017 or xbox elite 2017.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

this e3s gonna suck

Atomic Robo-Kid
Aug 18, 2008

.Blast.Processing.

Electric Phantasm posted:

Why is this the first time I'm hearing about this?

As long as its a legit full release and not a lame F2P mobile game ill be happy.

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

Stairmaster posted:

this e3s gonna suck

To gamers, all E3s suck. Just like all Steam sales. Yet they keep showing up and participating...

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Get this: it has the wrong type of ram! :awesome:

Guavatin
Mar 30, 2017

I think my tongues trying to kill me
If the new one ain't the 'box ox' I ain't buying one.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I hope they announce peggle 3. Was there a peggle 3? If so, peggle 4.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Post the Peggle 2 annoucement gif.

John Romero
Jul 6, 2003

John Romero got made a bitch
S L E E P I N G D O G S 2

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mutata
Mar 1, 2003

UFG is closed, who would make a Sleeping Dogs 2?

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

No one

psychoJ
Feb 24, 2011

Smart and cool, handsome, wealthy and so sexy
me. i would

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
let sleeping dogs lie

tap my mountain
Jan 1, 2009

I'm the quick and the deadly
Microsoft is going to announce a Marathon remake

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

tap my mountain posted:

Microsoft is going to announce a Marathon remake

Microsoft fortunately did not get the Marathon IP in the divorce. That's why all the Marathon easter eggs were removed from Halo 1 for 360 and presumably the MCC version.

tap my mountain
Jan 1, 2009

I'm the quick and the deadly
Oh thank god. I thought they had it because they remastered it on the 360.

the Orb of Zot
Jun 25, 2013

Apport: the Orb of Zot
The orb shrieks as your magic touches it!
Yoink! You pull the item towards yourself.
You see here the Orb of Zot.
I just realized I do not actually remember basically anything from last year's E3, outside of Nintendo refusing to actually reveal their less-than-a-year out console at E3 and instead electing to just spend day 1 hyping up nothing but the new Zelda game. And them not having an actual E3 conference but that's been the case for a few years now.

What was even announced? Does Microsoft even have exclusives left outside of that one Rare-developed pirate MMO or the inevitable Gears of War 5 and Halo 6?

the Orb of Zot fucked around with this message at 20:11 on May 14, 2017

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

the Orb of Zot posted:

I just realized I do not actually remember basically anything from last year's E3, outside of Nintendo refusing to actually reveal their less-than-a-year out console at E3 and instead electing to just spend day 1 hyping up nothing but the new Zelda game. And them not having an actual E3 conference but that's been the case for a few years now.

What was even announced? Does Microsoft even have exclusives left outside of that one Rare-developed pirate MMO or the inevitable Gears of War 5 and Halo 6?

Bits and pieces I remember:

EA did it's usual sports thing plus Battlefield 1which gave us Weed3

Bethesda did Nuka World, Skyrim remaster, TESO expansion

Microsoft did Scalebound(lol), Gears 4, Halo Wars 2 and I don't remember much else

Ubisoft did Steep, For Honor, Just Dance, South Park, Asscreed Movie

Sony did a cool orchestra, God of War, Zombie game, Death Stranding, FFXV, FFVII Remake

Nintendo did Zelda and Pokemon

edit: Also, things that got announced but I can't remember by who: Pirate MMO, Quake Champions, Generic Team Based FPS, a TPS MOBA, a Monster Hunter-like, APEX, a million indie games that get 2 seconds of screentime during a montage

Samuringa fucked around with this message at 20:25 on May 14, 2017

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


I remember watching the 20min gameplay footage of Horizon Zero Dawn and thinking that was pretty cool and thinking it was weird that Mass Effect: Andromeda had nothing to show besides a 1min cinematic trailer with no gameplay despite being a huge flagship title for EA.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

My one wish is that Bethesda announces a new fallout game. Fallout Online.

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

Things I remember about last year:

A guy that was really intense about soccer during EA's conference.

Buying Rhythm Heaven Megamix after they announced it was available now after showing it off.

Oh poo poo was last year when they were showing off Battlefield 1 and Snoop Dogg was smoking a blunt during the multiplayer demo?

Nevermind figured out what Weed3 meant in the post above

Electric Phantasm fucked around with this message at 21:54 on May 14, 2017

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Everyone awkwardly having moments of silence for the Orlando Shooting followed by showing a bunch of footage of video games where you shoot people.

tap my mountain
Jan 1, 2009

I'm the quick and the deadly
Shooting people is really cool in video games

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Last year had Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb do Bethesda I think? and Adam seemed significantly less coked-out.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Mr Hootington posted:

My one wish is that Bethesda announces a new fallout game. Fallout Online.

jesus they can barely hold together and offline game, I can't imagine fallout being online. it'd be an even worse (if possible) version of those battlegrounds/dayZ fuckfests

psychoJ
Feb 24, 2011

Smart and cool, handsome, wealthy and so sexy

Electric Phantasm posted:

Buying Rhythm Heaven Megamix after they announced it was available now after showing it off.

Weed3

last year's E3 was the best because of these alone

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Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

they're gonna announce a new Elder Scrolls Travels game for the Vita

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