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peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.




Schelene Strangeland and Zanzian Miller posted:

Haven. 9462.

“If we can manage to get the lines up and over the beam…”
“Nah, nah, I’ll just climb.”
“Absolutely not, you’ll die.”
“I won’t die. Last month, Harsha told me all about how I survived Klendu.”
“What are you talking about? Nobody survived Klendu. Grab the loving rope.”



WELCOME TO A peraMyst Prequel: THE BATTLE OF KLENDU
Set in the story universe and featuring characters from my recently-concluded and 10-months-til-the-sequel Myst game - the Battle of Klendu was a clusterfuck of epic proportions. Unprepared squads of poorly-equipped and undergeared misfit recruits sent in anticipating a whole lot of Don't Worry About It instead got a fistful of terrifying giant bugs for no reason other than I needed a little bit more backstory for MMM THE STUPIDITY OF BUREAUCRATIC INSTITUTIONS

Game Start
Day 2

  1. Bifauxnen
  2. Birdstrike
  3. chaoslord
  4. curiousCat
  5. Flying Leatherman
  6. GulagDolls
  7. Infinitum
  8. Lumpen
  9. Max Kashuno
  10. MMM Whatchya Say - Mr. F!
  11. Moatillata
  12. Murmur Twin
  13. Podima
  14. Quidthulhu
  15. this is a stickup

From the sociopath that brought you MYSTSara Friedricks' suicide sceneMYST, peraMyst: Klendu is a prequel Mafia-like set in the same universe as peramene's Myst series. Its canonicity will remain debatable until its horrifying conclusion. Do not assume anything save the cold and inescapable reality of your demise. And possibly your character's/s'. All players will begin with limited abilities that will gradually grow as the game progresses. Expect to see some familiar faces.

peramene fucked around with this message at May 19, 2017 around 23:57

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Max
Nov 30, 2002



Hi.

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.


##vote Podima

Soaring Kestrel
Nov 7, 2009

I have no idea what happened to Zulea.


Fun Shoe

[quote="Murmur Twin" post="472239279"]
##vote Podima
[/quote

Max
Nov 30, 2002



If I get a day action I'm just going to use it immediately, fyi.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



Actually I've decided I'm going to go full on mafia dad in this game.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


Max posted:

If I get a day action I'm just going to use it immediately, fyi.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



You will get to witness my hot mafia strats laid bare.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


BottleKnight posted:

You're running another Myst game?

NOT EXACTLY, NO

guys its starship troopers mafia run by somebody who has never seen the goddamn movie and/or read the book with some pera flavor

bleed for me

curiousCat
Sep 23, 2012

They're called enhancements.


ok

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

Of course!

Max
Nov 30, 2002




Kill this one first, IMO.

curiousCat
Sep 23, 2012

They're called enhancements.


gently caress you

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

Eg does not sound 100% sober


In, and my ##vote podima tastes the best

Max
Nov 30, 2002



curiousCat posted:

gently caress you

Hmmmm, a scum response if I've ever seen one.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



Lol at all of you when I use my reality warping OPG to change all votes for Podima for someone else.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


Max posted:

Lol at all of you when I use my reality warping OPG to change all votes for Podima for someone else.

Please don't spoil role powers

Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

There is no truth beyond magic.

Plaster Town Cop

I will strap in for this ride.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004

!!President of the Rarity Fanclub!!


College Slice

http://i.imgur.com/fNopEN8.mp4

Bernstrike
Oct 30, 2008

Bern To Run


SOLDIERS DO NOT READ THIS
.
.
.
.
.
Mafia, hello :-)

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


Birdstrike posted:

SOLDIERS DO NOT READ THIS
.
.
.
.
.
Mafia, hello :-)

... alright. You can play. But I'm watching you.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


curiousCat posted:

gently caress you

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


Max posted:

Actually I've decided I'm going to go full on mafia dad in this game.


Max, you are relieved of squad command

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

Eg does not sound 100% sober


I wanna get an autograph from Chell's mom

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

If I'm not playing my own mom then I don't even know what the gently caress.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


Bifauxnen posted:

I wanna get an autograph from Chell's mom

Oh you'll get an autograph

in the form of a fatal wound across your exoskeleton

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

Guilt is an outmoded concept, the refuge of those who have yet to embrace the fact that their path is the correct one.


I'm not evil this time. You can all trust me. What could possibly go wrong?

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

Eg does not sound 100% sober


Podima posted:

I'm not evil this time. You can all trust me. What could possibly go wrong?

BUG FRIEND BAD

Max
Nov 30, 2002



I guarantee every single player will die. pera even spoiled it in the OP.

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Max
Nov 30, 2002



Moatillata posted:

Max, you are relieved of squad command

See, now you're just daring me to become better and re-take the thread when the situation arises.

Bernstrike
Oct 30, 2008

Bern To Run


dad gehn, so what

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


Podima posted:

I'm not evil this time. You can all trust me. What could possibly go wrong?

Checks out, i can see the sincerity in his eyes

Max
Nov 30, 2002



You just know Paul Verhoven walked into the art department one day and threw down a drawing of that thing and just said "make this."

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.


Podima posted:

I'm not evil this time. You can all trust me. What could possibly go wrong?

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.



I hate to say this but this post is literally you after I voted you

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!


OK, I ACTUALLY have time to pay attention to this now with summer around the corner. Put me in, I'll read the OP more carefully tonight and do whatever it is I need to do.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004

!!President of the Rarity Fanclub!!


College Slice

I'm Double Evil

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


There's my minimum met. This is happening.

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Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


peramene posted:

There's my minimum met. This is happening.

https://youtu.be/TmEnlyhxLzA

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