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peramene: Oct 13, 2015; Just peramene.

Schelene Strangeland and Zanzian Miller posted:

Haven. 9462.

“If we can manage to get the lines up and over the beam…”
“Nah, nah, I’ll just climb.”
“Absolutely not, you’ll die.”
“I won’t die. Last month, Harsha told me all about how I survived Klendu.”
“What are you talking about? Nobody survived Klendu. Grab the loving rope.”

WELCOME TO A peraMyst Prequel: THE BATTLE OF KLENDU
Set in the story universe and featuring characters from my recently-concluded and 10-months-til-the-sequel Myst game - the Battle of Klendu was a clusterfuck of epic proportions. Unprepared squads of poorly-equipped and undergeared misfit recruits sent in anticipating a whole lot of Don't Worry About It instead got a fistful of terrifying giant bugs for no reason other than ~~I needed a little bit more backstory for MMM~~ THE STUPIDITY OF BUREAUCRATIC INSTITUTIONS

Game Start
Day 2

From the sociopath that brought you MYSTSara Friedricks' suicide sceneMYST, peraMyst: Klendu is a prequel Mafia-like set in the same universe as peramene's Myst series. Its canonicity will remain debatable until its horrifying conclusion. Do not assume anything save the cold and inescapable reality of your demise. And possibly your character's/s'. All players will begin with limited abilities that will gradually grow as the game progresses. Expect to see some familiar faces.

peramene fucked around with this message at 23:57 on May 19, 2017

# ? May 11, 2017 18:59

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# ? May 23, 2022 04:30

Max: Nov 30, 2002

Hi.

# ? May 11, 2017 19:06

Murmur Twin: Feb 11, 2003; An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.

##vote Podima

# ? May 11, 2017 19:07

Soaring Kestrel: Nov 7, 2009; For Whiterock.; Fun Shoe

[quote="Murmur Twin" post="472239279"]
##vote Podima
[/quote

# ? May 11, 2017 19:09

Max: Nov 30, 2002

If I get a day action I'm just going to use it immediately, fyi.

# ? May 11, 2017 19:09

Max: Nov 30, 2002

Actually I've decided I'm going to go full on mafia dad in this game.

# ? May 11, 2017 19:17

peramene: Oct 13, 2015; Just peramene.

Max posted:

If I get a day action I'm just going to use it immediately, fyi.

# ? May 11, 2017 19:17

Max: Nov 30, 2002

You will get to witness my hot mafia strats laid bare.

# ? May 11, 2017 19:20

peramene: Oct 13, 2015; Just peramene.

BottleKnight posted:

You're running another Myst game?

NOT EXACTLY, NO

guys its starship troopers mafia run by somebody who has never seen the goddamn movie and/or read the book with some pera flavor

bleed for me

# ? May 11, 2017 19:21

curiousCat: Sep 23, 2012; Does this look like the face of mercy, kupo?

# ? May 11, 2017 19:44

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Of course!

# ? May 11, 2017 20:07

Max: Nov 30, 2002

curiousCat posted:

ok

Kill this one first, IMO.

# ? May 11, 2017 20:17

curiousCat: Sep 23, 2012; Does this look like the face of mercy, kupo?

gently caress you

# ? May 11, 2017 20:20

Bifauxnen: Aug 11, 2010; HOPE IS BACK, BABY
(GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS)

In, and my ##vote podima tastes the best

# ? May 11, 2017 20:20

Max: Nov 30, 2002

curiousCat posted:

gently caress you

Hmmmm, a scum response if I've ever seen one.

# ? May 11, 2017 20:24

Max: Nov 30, 2002

Lol at all of you when I use my reality warping OPG to change all votes for Podima for someone else.

# ? May 11, 2017 20:24

peramene: Oct 13, 2015; Just peramene.

Max posted:

Lol at all of you when I use my reality warping OPG to change all votes for Podima for someone else.

Please don't spoil role powers

# ? May 11, 2017 21:03

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

I will strap in for this ride.

# ? May 11, 2017 21:07

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

http://i.imgur.com/fNopEN8.mp4

# ? May 11, 2017 21:15

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

SOLDIERS DO NOT READ THIS
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.
.
Mafia, hello :-)

# ? May 11, 2017 21:23

peramene: Oct 13, 2015; Just peramene.

Birdstrike posted:

SOLDIERS DO NOT READ THIS
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Mafia, hello :-)

... alright. You can play. But I'm watching you.

# ? May 11, 2017 21:26

peramene: Oct 13, 2015; Just peramene.

curiousCat posted:

gently caress you

# ? May 11, 2017 21:29

Moatillata: Dec 13, 2006; Maintain.

Max posted:

Actually I've decided I'm going to go full on mafia dad in this game.

Max, you are relieved of squad command

# ? May 11, 2017 21:35

Bifauxnen: Aug 11, 2010; HOPE IS BACK, BABY
(GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS)

I wanna get an autograph from Chell's mom :3:

# ? May 11, 2017 21:36

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

If I'm not playing my own mom then I don't even know what the gently caress.

# ? May 11, 2017 21:39

peramene: Oct 13, 2015; Just peramene.

Bifauxnen posted:

I wanna get an autograph from Chell's mom

Oh you'll get an autograph

in the form of a fatal wound across your exoskeleton

# ? May 11, 2017 21:39

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; You've got the Shine
You've got the power
^{^lomarf}

I'm not evil this time. You can all trust me. What could possibly go wrong?

# ? May 11, 2017 22:14

Bifauxnen: Aug 11, 2010; HOPE IS BACK, BABY
(GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS)

Podima posted:

I'm not evil this time. You can all trust me. What could possibly go wrong?

BUG FRIEND BAD

# ? May 11, 2017 22:24

Max: Nov 30, 2002

I guarantee every single player will die. pera even spoiled it in the OP.

# ? May 11, 2017 22:25

chaoslord: Jan 28, 2009; Nature Abhors A Vacuum

# ? May 11, 2017 22:25

Max: Nov 30, 2002

Moatillata posted:

Max, you are relieved of squad command

See, now you're just daring me to become better and re-take the thread when the situation arises.

# ? May 11, 2017 22:25

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

dad gehn, so what

# ? May 11, 2017 22:39

Moatillata: Dec 13, 2006; Maintain.

Podima posted:

I'm not evil this time. You can all trust me. What could possibly go wrong?

Checks out, i can see the sincerity in his eyes

# ? May 11, 2017 23:05

Max: Nov 30, 2002

You just know Paul Verhoven walked into the art department one day and threw down a drawing of that thing and just said "make this."

# ? May 11, 2017 23:21

Murmur Twin: Feb 11, 2003; An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.

Podima posted:

I'm not evil this time. You can all trust me. What could possibly go wrong?

# ? May 11, 2017 23:23

peramene: Oct 13, 2015; Just peramene.

Murmur Twin posted:

I hate to say this but this post is literally you after I voted you

# ? May 11, 2017 23:26

Quidthulhu: Dec 17, 2003; Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

OK, I ACTUALLY have time to pay attention to this now with summer around the corner. Put me in, I'll read the OP more carefully tonight and do whatever it is I need to do.

# ? May 11, 2017 23:27

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

I'm Double Evil

# ? May 11, 2017 23:27

peramene: Oct 13, 2015; Just peramene.

There's my minimum met. This is happening.

# ? May 11, 2017 23:30

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# ? May 23, 2022 04:30

Moatillata: Dec 13, 2006; Maintain.

peramene posted:

There's my minimum met. This is happening.

https://youtu.be/TmEnlyhxLzA

# ? May 11, 2017 23:53

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