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peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy


Schelene Strangeland and Zanzian Miller posted:

Haven. 9462.

“If we can manage to get the lines up and over the beam…”
“Nah, nah, I’ll just climb.”
“Absolutely not, you’ll die.”
“I won’t die. Last month, Harsha told me all about how I survived Klendu.”
“What are you talking about? Nobody survived Klendu. Grab the loving rope.”



WELCOME TO A peraMyst Prequel: THE BATTLE OF KLENDU
Set in the story universe and featuring characters from my recently-concluded and 10-months-til-the-sequel Myst game - the Battle of Klendu was a clusterfuck of epic proportions. Unprepared squads of poorly-equipped and undergeared misfit recruits sent in anticipating a whole lot of Don't Worry About It instead got a fistful of terrifying giant bugs for no reason other than I needed a little bit more backstory for MMM THE STUPIDITY OF BUREAUCRATIC INSTITUTIONS

Game Start
Day 2

  1. Bifauxnen
  2. Birdstrike
  3. chaoslord
  4. curiousCat
  5. Flying Leatherman
  6. GulagDolls
  7. Infinitum
  8. Lumpen
  9. Max Kashuno
  10. MMM Whatchya Say - Mr. F!
  11. Moatillata
  12. Murmur Twin
  13. Podima
  14. Quidthulhu
  15. this is a stickup

From the sociopath that brought you MYSTSara Friedricks' suicide sceneMYST, peraMyst: Klendu is a prequel Mafia-like set in the same universe as peramene's Myst series. Its canonicity will remain debatable until its horrifying conclusion. Do not assume anything save the cold and inescapable reality of your demise. And possibly your character's/s'. All players will begin with limited abilities that will gradually grow as the game progresses. Expect to see some familiar faces.

peramene fucked around with this message at 00:57 on May 20, 2017

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Max
Nov 30, 2002

Hi.

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.
##vote Podima

Soaring Kestrel
Nov 7, 2009

For Whiterock.
Fun Shoe
[quote="Murmur Twin" post="472239279"]
##vote Podima
[/quote

Max
Nov 30, 2002

If I get a day action I'm just going to use it immediately, fyi.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Actually I've decided I'm going to go full on mafia dad in this game.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Max posted:

If I get a day action I'm just going to use it immediately, fyi.

:yeah:

Max
Nov 30, 2002

You will get to witness my hot mafia strats laid bare.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

BottleKnight posted:

You're running another Myst game?

NOT EXACTLY, NO

guys its starship troopers mafia run by somebody who has never seen the goddamn movie and/or read the book with some pera flavor

bleed for me

curiousCat
Sep 23, 2012

Does this look like the face of mercy, kupo?
ok

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Of course!

Max
Nov 30, 2002


Kill this one first, IMO.

curiousCat
Sep 23, 2012

Does this look like the face of mercy, kupo?
gently caress you

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


In, and my ##vote podima tastes the best

Max
Nov 30, 2002

curiousCat posted:

gently caress you

Hmmmm, a scum response if I've ever seen one.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Lol at all of you when I use my reality warping OPG to change all votes for Podima for someone else.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Max posted:

Lol at all of you when I use my reality warping OPG to change all votes for Podima for someone else.

Please don't spoil role powers

Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.
Plaster Town Cop
I will strap in for this ride.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


http://i.imgur.com/fNopEN8.mp4

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
SOLDIERS DO NOT READ THIS
.
.
.
.
.
Mafia, hello :-)

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Birdstrike posted:

SOLDIERS DO NOT READ THIS
.
.
.
.
.
Mafia, hello :-)

... alright. You can play. But I'm watching you.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

curiousCat posted:

gently caress you

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

Max posted:

Actually I've decided I'm going to go full on mafia dad in this game.


Max, you are relieved of squad command

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


I wanna get an autograph from Chell's mom :3:

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
If I'm not playing my own mom then I don't even know what the gently caress.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Bifauxnen posted:

I wanna get an autograph from Chell's mom :3:

Oh you'll get an autograph

in the form of a fatal wound across your exoskeleton

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I'm not evil this time. You can all trust me. What could possibly go wrong?

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Podima posted:

I'm not evil this time. You can all trust me. What could possibly go wrong?

BUG FRIEND BAD

Max
Nov 30, 2002

I guarantee every single player will die. pera even spoiled it in the OP.

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


:ohdear:

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Moatillata posted:

Max, you are relieved of squad command

See, now you're just daring me to become better and re-take the thread when the situation arises.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
dad gehn, so what

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

Podima posted:

I'm not evil this time. You can all trust me. What could possibly go wrong?

Checks out, i can see the sincerity in his eyes

Max
Nov 30, 2002

You just know Paul Verhoven walked into the art department one day and threw down a drawing of that thing and just said "make this."

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.

Podima posted:

I'm not evil this time. You can all trust me. What could possibly go wrong?

:eng99:

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

I hate to say this but this post is literally you after I voted you :( :( :(

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

OK, I ACTUALLY have time to pay attention to this now with summer around the corner. Put me in, I'll read the OP more carefully tonight and do whatever it is I need to do.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I'm Double Evil

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
There's my minimum met. This is happening.

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Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

peramene posted:

There's my minimum met. This is happening.

https://youtu.be/TmEnlyhxLzA

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