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peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.




Schelene Strangeland and Zanzian Miller posted:

Haven. 9462.

“If we can manage to get the lines up and over the beam…”
“Nah, nah, I’ll just climb.”
“Absolutely not, you’ll die.”
“I won’t die. Last month, Harsha told me all about how I survived Klendu.”
“What are you talking about? Nobody survived Klendu. Grab the loving rope.”



WELCOME TO A peraMyst Prequel: THE BATTLE OF KLENDU
Set in the story universe and featuring characters from my recently-concluded and 10-months-til-the-sequel Myst game - the Battle of Klendu was a clusterfuck of epic proportions. Unprepared squads of poorly-equipped and undergeared misfit recruits sent in anticipating a whole lot of Don't Worry About It instead got a fistful of terrifying giant bugs for no reason other than I needed a little bit more backstory for MMM THE STUPIDITY OF BUREAUCRATIC INSTITUTIONS

Game Start
Day 2

  1. Bifauxnen
  2. Birdstrike
  3. chaoslord
  4. curiousCat
  5. Flying Leatherman
  6. GulagDolls
  7. Infinitum
  8. Lumpen
  9. Max Kashuno
  10. MMM Whatchya Say - Mr. F!
  11. Moatillata
  12. Murmur Twin
  13. Podima
  14. Quidthulhu
  15. this is a stickup

From the sociopath that brought you MYSTSara Friedricks' suicide sceneMYST, peraMyst: Klendu is a prequel Mafia-like set in the same universe as peramene's Myst series. Its canonicity will remain debatable until its horrifying conclusion. Do not assume anything save the cold and inescapable reality of your demise. And possibly your character's/s'. All players will begin with limited abilities that will gradually grow as the game progresses. Expect to see some familiar faces.

peramene fucked around with this message at 23:57 on May 19, 2017

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peramene
Oct 13, 2015

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Max posted:

If I get a day action I'm just going to use it immediately, fyi.

:yeah:

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

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BottleKnight posted:

You're running another Myst game?

NOT EXACTLY, NO

guys its starship troopers mafia run by somebody who has never seen the goddamn movie and/or read the book with some pera flavor

bleed for me

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


Max posted:

Lol at all of you when I use my reality warping OPG to change all votes for Podima for someone else.

Please don't spoil role powers

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


Birdstrike posted:

SOLDIERS DO NOT READ THIS
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Mafia, hello :-)

... alright. You can play. But I'm watching you.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


curiousCat posted:

gently caress you

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


Bifauxnen posted:

I wanna get an autograph from Chell's mom :3:

Oh you'll get an autograph

in the form of a fatal wound across your exoskeleton

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.



I hate to say this but this post is literally you after I voted you :( :( :(

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


There's my minimum met. This is happening.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


MMM Whatchya Say posted:

guess this game is full and i cant sign up

rip

really would have wanted to

but its full

so i cant

too late now, fishlicker

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

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MMM Whatchya Say posted:

No sorry, not a signup

I can't hear you over Zanzian's impending psychological trauma

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.



ok.

I understand that you've been sent to punish me.

By whom? And what do they want?

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


Nevermind.


I know.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


Quidthulhu posted:

Do I need to fill out a form again

yes and here it is: are you or are you not going to bring the heat

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


psst should we just play rather than waiting how does this normally work

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


that's enough for me to at least wait until goddamn monday

we did have some super last minute signups for Myst-myst even though folks were teasing me about how long they were open for lmao

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


see she's got it

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


hahahaha oh my god that is hot

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


I hope you're hungry, Role PMs are going out.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.




THE HIVEMOTHER CALLS YOU TO SERVICE

also we got BUGS

When the GLORIOUS swarm consumes someone, their special capabilities go away for good. However, the MOST BEAUTIFUL AND MERFICUL HIVEMOTHER has decreed that unconsumed corpses found shall be devoured only by a democratic process.

During the day, in addition to choosing a target to CONSUME EN MASSE WHILE SCREAMING INTO THE NIGHT SKY, you will ##honor a target other than yourself. Failure to honor a chosen inheritor yourself AND THEN not winning the right to consume (or secure) the corpse will randomly assign your potential honoring to A PATHETIC INTRUDER, empowering the wretched scum to resist the HIVEMOTHER'S WILL.

THE WRETCHED INTRUDERS HAVE YET TO BE ELIMINATED. OBSERVE, THE CORPSE OF OUR BELOVED VIVANOVA, THE HIVEMAIDEN LAYS AT OUR FEET

Today's Honored Ability: Immunity from today's lynch

UPON WHOM SHALL WE FEAST?




either I'm an idiot or VF is broken atm but who wants to wait? D1 starts now and will end, uh, Tuesday 11:59PM PDT?? we'll figure it out. it's not like i won't be sitting here all day anyway

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


Infinitum posted:

Unlucky 13 :frogc00l:

Just :lol: if you think I'm not going to actually do this for real tho and then claim meta shenanigans

Infinitum posted:

Hello I am scum

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


for the record honor is always going to be manual, your preference is perfectly fine: honor/honour/praise/nominate -- but don't joke around this too much or I might take you seriously - I'm either very high or very dizzy these days

and frankly as long as VF isn't up lmao consume works just fine too

i do ask serious votes be bolded tho

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


Now that votefinder is working it is my sad duty to inform all of you that you must instead "vote" to consume rather than "consume" to consume

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


welcome to a peramene game

there are no replacements; lurk and your team suffers and the mod cares not

Quid, Riven opens for signups March 8, 2018. Pretty sad Robin didn't make it t b h.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


MMM Whatchya Say posted:

PM forwarded. I even resisted the urge to read it!

I will permit this self-arranged, D1 replacement.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


GulagDolls posted:

just realized that humans have mouths too. the wikipedia page didnt mention that. ui have such great mutuals

##consume asiina

final reminder that ya'll gotta vote-vote instead and I would ask as a kindness in my first game not to ##bold anything just so it's nice and simple

also yes honoring works the same way as voting normally would, though for simplicity's sake since it is manual please do me the favor of ecco voting ("##dishonor peramene ##honor asiina")- just understand the key difference - not voting on purpose is stupid - not voting on accident is stupid - you do not need a majority to win the stated power you need only be first past the post in the most ridiculous sense of the word.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


I am going to do both of the following things:

Extend the deadline 24 hours because I want to and gently caress you.
Ask ya'll what specific time of day would be best. Don't metagame with this.

I just went with PDT but I'm happy to go with EDT just off the top of my head.

Also yes, Asiina is just my honorfinder now.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


Birdstrike posted:

24 hours from now-ish is probably a good time for everyone except Europe

Checks for Rarity

okay we 6PM PDT tomorrow fam

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


Absolutely granted on the condition that you do not stop these delightful comics

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


MMT - Delta Squad; 10 soldiers HAS BEEN CONSUMED BY MR. F!

HIS GREED PLEASES NOT THE HIVEMOTHER, BUT SO SHALL IT BE.

THE SUN SETS ON THE GLORIOUS HIVEMOTHER'S LANDS.

24 HOURS FROM THE ORIGINAL DEADLINE TO GET YOUR NIGHT ACTIONS IN.

THREE HONORINGS HAVE GIVEN WAY TO THE POTENTIAL FOR INTRUDERS TO MAKE THEIR WAY TO THE CORPSE OF BELOVED VIVANOVA, YOU SICKEN THE HIVEMOTHER WITH YOUR TREACHERY.

peramene fucked around with this message at 19:04 on May 18, 2017

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

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As the bloodied trees wavered and were uprooted by the might of the Klendan, the losses to the Expedition to Klendu only grew. Delta Squad did not make the rendezvous and the remaining survivors knew why. They had no time to mourn their losses. They split up once again, reporting the information to command.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


chaoslord posted:

:ghost: my glorious return to mafia is over as quickly as it started :ghost:

THIS IS NOT A DEATH CRY but ok everybody pretend he used zalgo text or something

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


Podima posted:

Bif is unlynchable today remember. Honor vote from yesterday sadly. Don't rush and waste today.

This is inaccurate! It was immunity from the d1 lynch, pretty intended to tutorial the mechanic. Everyone is fair game.

Bifauxnen posted:

To be fair I'm sure I could get away with deadposting them too :v:

Yes she was, yes humans bad, yes vote Gulag

tbh... if nobody makes a serious objection... why not? they're lovely

Thought I had this up already and I'd forgotten to hit enter, apologies

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


It is my sad duty to inform you that Max must sub out of the game due to private IRL reasons that are not his fault whatsoever.

Kashuno will be replacing Max.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


good morning please forgive that fuckass unclosed tag i let post twice kash is in vf now tho

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

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That's hammer.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


YOU FOOLS.

IN OUR BLOODLUST AND HUNGER, WE HAVE CONSUMED CURIOUSCAT, KEROSYN, AND NOTHING BESIDE REMAINS.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


Night actions in by 6PM PDT Saturday please! <3


this includes you, worthless invaders

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


VOTECOUNT FOR DAY 3



Not Voting (11): Bifauxnen, Birdstrike, Flying Leatherman, GulagDolls, Infinitum, Kashuno, Lumpen, Moatillata, Mr. F!, Podima, Quidthulhu

WITH 11 ALIVE, IT'S 6 VOTES TO CONSUME. THE CURRENT DEADLINE IS May 22nd, 2017 at 6 p.m. PDT -- THAT'S IN ABOUT 2 days, 8 hours.



THE WRETCHED INTRUDERS HAVE YET TO BE ELIMINATED.

BELOVED IYEVAJ - KNOWN TO SOME AS THISISASTICKUP - HAS BEEN SLAIN BY THE INTRUDERS!!

THE HIVEMOTHER IS FURIOUS. WAS THERE NOT REASON TO DEFEND IYEVAJ? HER SCREAMS FILL THE EARLY MORNING AIR.

REGARDLESS, THE REMAINS OF IYEVAJ MUST GO TO THE MOST HONORABLE. IT IS OUR WAY.

THE ABILITIES OF A WATCHER AWAIT THE HONORED.

peramene fucked around with this message at 16:04 on May 20, 2017

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Oct 13, 2015

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Mr. F! posted:

Not really cool imo


Many but not all PMs are missing the best part of their flavor, because these are excellent names. Forgive me. I will be rectifying this immediately.

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