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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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https://twitter.com/matthewamiller/status/864606878453706753

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PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

we need to talk about aliens or something because reality is loving crazier than any conspiracy theory we can cook up

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Hey if you needed further proof Claude Taylor is a loving moron,

https://twitter.com/TrueFactsStated/status/864579105018216453

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Reverand maynard posted:

we need to talk about aliens or something because reality is loving crazier than any conspiracy theory we can cook up

Chrysalids loose in DC


gently caress it they'll do a better job

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

That happened within blocks of where I lived. There was/is a big public works project going on that saw nearly all of the streetlights in that area getting turned off, so some enterprising criminals started using the cover of darkness to jack people up. Several armed robberies happened before he got shot and killed.

Guess every political generation needs its own Vince Foster. The coverage on this has been disgraceful.

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

Two Finger posted:

Chrysalids loose in DC


gently caress it they'll do a better job

You could never replace Donnie T with a pod person. The behavioral difference would be too obvious.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


suboptimal posted:

That happened within blocks of where I lived. There was/is a big public works project going on that saw nearly all of the streetlights in that area getting turned off, so some enterprising criminals started using the cover of darkness to jack people up. Several armed robberies happened before he got shot and killed.

Guess every political generation needs its own Vince Foster. The coverage on this has been disgraceful.

Yeah, it loving sucks. Between this and the Pizzagate idiots, DC has had a poo poo year with these nutjobs.

Which reminds me, I need to go back to Comet at some point.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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I hope Comey had similar conversations with Pence about Flynn et al.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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And congressmen.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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https://twitter.com/NoahShachtman/status/864627775306706944

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





MRC48B posted:

You could never replace Donnie T with a pod person. The behavioral difference would be too obvious.

Not played xcom?

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Two Finger posted:

Not played xcom?

every live civilian is a potential chrysalid

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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https://twitter.com/ReaganBattalion/status/864920766239973376

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Can't tell if this is serious or just a joke based on every loving day off this year

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


I swear to god, Mensch and this guy are just playing buzzword bingo at this point.

https://twitter.com/BronckoBamma/status/864957946698059780


THEY USED A SKIF GUYS. A SKIF!

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/865010009259814912

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






:vince:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
:eyepop:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

heh

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Flynn and Kislyak had a lot more meetings than has even been disclosed and was supposed to be the go-between between Trump and Putin.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
The worst witch hunt!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/865207118785372160

And I just found this comments exchange pretty humorous.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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https://twitter.com/brianbeutler/status/865224362168811520

the turtle knew and threatened to make it a partisan shitstorm if Obama made the Russian interference public prior to the election. Hopefully he goes down, too.


Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Oh poo poo:

https://twitter.com/MattLaslo/status/865283598924087296

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://twitter.com/byrdinator/status/865294083362836483

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Atoramos posted:

holy poo poo it's going to turn out that Trump has back-channels with the Saudies and was a heavy influence in early 2000

he's on record bragging about his tower now being the largest on 9/11

Trump did 9/11

Caconym
Feb 12, 2013

It was inevitable really.

https://twitter.com/ShawnHils/status/865656528421912576

The quoted tweet:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/414896380768161793

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/865730992757145601

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

I mean I know that if I was doing Russia's IO I would be dropping all kinds of little breadcrumbs like this around.

Then if it goes anywhere and has convictions etc, I would allow some sort of dossier to be found that would cast a lot of doubt on the whole process. You know just to cause as much turmoil as possible.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Yeah Russian intel units haven't had this much fun in decades.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Reverand maynard posted:

Yeah Russian intel units haven't had this much fun in decades.

Putin is KGB. This has got to just be incredible to him. The sheer amount of poo poo he's able to get away with would have made any soviet red with jealousy.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be prepared
Fun Shoe
nice

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


:siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren:

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/866692626506031105

http://www.theonion.com/interactive/the-trump-documents

edit:


shyduck fucked around with this message at 17:55 on May 22, 2017

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

"President Trump Discusses Air Force One Upgrades With Boeing CEO" is amazing

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I like this new tack taken by The Onion

They made an intern doodle on every page of a 90-page document and it's funnier than anything else

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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If tweets i don't have the gumption to copy and paste here are accurate Flynn has been spilling his guts to FBI and DoJ hoping that he can get a lower sentence.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I hope he gets raped so hard in prison.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
For the sake of Shim's sanity and the wellbeing of our country, if he turns state's evidence and brings down the entirety of the GOP hierarchy, I'd settle for him having a Martha Stewart time in jail.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





A Bad Poster posted:

brings down the entirety of the GOP hierarchy

I genuinely don't think it's possible. Not that he can do it, that it can happen at all.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

The only thing that can bring down Trump in the next two years is him being too stupid to realize he can issue pardons.

Fortunately that's entirely possible.

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A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Two Finger posted:

I genuinely don't think it's possible. Not that he can do it, that it can happen at all.

You're probably right. We could have video of Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell, Mike Pence, and Donald in a room with Putin, agreeing to all of the things that the multiple investigations are looking for, and somehow they'd all slip through and get reelected.

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