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You weren't followed on the way to the GDT for UFC 211: Miocic vs Dos Santos 2, 10PM ET Satudray, May 13, on PPV, were you? Good, there's a lot of eyes and ears out there, gotta make sure They don't know our moves. By the way, this is a PPV, so don't ask for streams, that's the easiest way to end up on the grid, with black helicopters circling. UFC is back in Dallas, where not only are 3/4 of the co and main events previous winners, but the second best conspiracy took place: the Kennedy assassination by "lone gunman", Lee Harvey Oswald. The greatest conspiracy, of course, is the inability to defend the UFC heavyweight title more than two times in a row.  For the Heavyweight Title Stipe Miocic(c) vs  Junior "Cigano" dos Santos It’s a heavyweight rematch as two of the few non-fats in the division square off with gold on the line. JDS took a decision win in their first meeting, two years ago. Since then, Stipe’s rattled off 4 wins in a row, while Junior is just 1-1. Can Stipe have a brush with greatness as he looks to tie the all-time record for consecutive heavyweight title defenses at TWO, or will Dos Santos further cement the Curse of the Supperweight? Conspiracies at play:
For the Strawweight Title Joanna Jedrzejczyk(c) vs  Jessica "Bate Estaca" Andrade Strawweight title is on the line as the second longest reigning among active champions, Polish kickboxer and adorable violence dispenser, Joanna Champion defends her belt for the 5th time against yet another tiny Brazilian, Jessica Andrade. Andrade, a former bantamweight, despite being a mere three apples high, brings both a dangerous submission game and solid punching power to the teensiest division. Conspiracies at play:
Welterweight  Demian Maia vs  Jorge "Gamebred" Masvidal Could it be, a title eliminator? Maia has won 6 straight, and has been “deserving” of a title shot at like two fights ago. Masvidal has moved up in weight recently, having decided his breakfast brownies are always a good option, and has won his last 3 at 170 Conspiracies at play:
Featherweight  Frankie "The Answer" Edgar vs  Yair "El Pantera" Rodriguez Edgar is finally reaching Old Man Age for Tiny Boys, but he might still be skilled enough to beat Rodriguez. Yair, fresh off the murder of BJ Penn, and less fresh off taking Alex Caceres the distance, is looking to add Frankie Edgar to the list of Impressive and Yet Also Relevant Names I Have Beaten. It’d be the first, so Yair really wants to show off his Kick Style in this one. He also wants to become the New New New Mexican face of the UFC, after Tito Ortiz simply existed, Cain Velasquez's decrepitude made itself apparent, and Erik Perez lost to Bryan Caraway. Conspiracies at play:
Middleweight  Krzyzstof Jotko vs  David Branch The former World Series of Fighting dual middle and light heavyweight champ is finally back in the UFC. Sporting a 10-fight win streak, Branch wants to take every opportunity to showcase himself as a legit talent. Krzysztof Jotko is 19-1, and is riding a 5-fight win streak, all in the UFC. Conspiracies at play:
Other F/X Prelims, 8PM ET Lightweight - Eddie "The Underground King" Alvarez vs Dustin "The Diamond" Poirier Featherweight - Chas "The Scrapper" Skelly vs Jason "The Kid" Knight Supperweight - Chase "The Vanilla Gorilla" Sherman vs Rashad "Daywalker" Coulter  Lightweight - James "The Texecutioner" Vick vs Marco "El Toro" Polo Reyes Fight Pass Prelims, 6:30PM ET Strawweight - Jessica "JAG" Aguilar vs Cortney "Cast Iron" Casey Featherweight - Gabriel "Moggly" Benitez vs Enrique "El Fuerte" Barzola Light Heavyweight - Joachim Christensen vs Gadzhimurad Antigulov Don't forget to get your Goonweight Picks in! LobsterMobster fucked around with this message at 15:42 on May 13, 2017 |
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if Junior Dos Santos wins tonight he's the greatest of all time for sure. However, he probably won't, so Stipe is gonna be the greatest. Until Cain comes back but that poo poo ain't happening so it's not even really worth talking about.
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May 13, 2017 15:53
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who the actual gently caress is Krzysztof Jotko
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May 13, 2017 16:19
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Lid posted:who the actual gently caress is Krzysztof Jotko He has a super exotic name like Stipe Miocic so he's probably from Cincinatti
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May 13, 2017 17:06
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According to sherdog Krzysztof Jotko's most recent wins are over Tamdan McCrory and Thales Leites. New theory. Krzysztof Jotko is a time traveler from 2008 era UFC that was temporarily erased from existence.
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May 13, 2017 17:11
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All of his fights are terrible gas-fests so noone ever remembers them.
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May 13, 2017 17:44
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Lid posted:who the actual gently caress is Krzysztof Jotko he has a dragon ball z tattoo ... iirc .. cant remember if its goku or vegeta. but whichever one he has his last or fight or the fight before was against the guy who had the opposite
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May 13, 2017 17:46
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It's Vegeta with a cage behind him. I'm Jotko. Edit: 
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May 13, 2017 17:49
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I'm gonna wear my Joanna T-shirt while I watch the fights.
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Tezcatlipoca posted:It's Vegeta with a cage behind him. I'm Jotko. Changed mind this is just online matchmaking from UFC Undisputed
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May 13, 2017 18:17
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Who wants to give me fight pass so i can watch the prelims
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May 13, 2017 19:30
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Quality OPLobsterMobster posted:[*]Joanna is actually an expensive blender
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May 13, 2017 19:45
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LobsterMobster posted:Yair is the prototype that Travis Browne was based off of, and it was expected that a heavyweight with such an array of kicks would be unstoppable, but there were severe issues when scaling up in size. Jesus Christ 
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May 13, 2017 20:04
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Work Friend Keven posted:Who wants to give me fight pass so i can watch the prelims just watch a stream .. i wont judge.
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May 13, 2017 20:07
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I havent watched streams in a while & dont know the websites. In a completely unrelated topic that has nothing to do with that, I have open DMs on twitter,
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May 13, 2017 20:41
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edit: NVM I should learn to read
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May 13, 2017 20:57
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Pretty excited for this card, OP
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May 13, 2017 21:03
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tumor looking batty posted:Pretty excited for this card, OP Same here TLB
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May 13, 2017 21:06
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I dont really care about either title fight but every single fight is Good.
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May 13, 2017 21:14
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i think the jj vs andrade fight will be good. andrade is really strong considering her weight class + biology, she can knock people out. she can submit them too. shes a real challenger and not just the person whos next in line
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May 13, 2017 21:19
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I.N.R.I posted:i think the jj vs andrade fight will be good. andrade is really strong considering her weight class + biology, she can knock people out. she can submit them too. shes a real challenger and not just the person whos next in line I think so too. If Joanna wins convincingly itll be really impressive especially since itll be her 5th defense
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May 13, 2017 21:24
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I think I'm more excited for Maia Masvidal than I am for any thing else
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May 13, 2017 21:37
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im not particularly excited for any one fight but for a great night of fights
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May 13, 2017 21:40
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h717X-Bj_MU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB6Pn6jkZ0Y I didn't see these posted anywhere.
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May 13, 2017 21:41
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And we are live on fight pass.
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May 13, 2017 23:35
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A bald white guy guy who does "sambo" and came out to trance hell yea
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May 13, 2017 23:36
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Are you pro or antigulov?
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May 13, 2017 23:36
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Anti gulen.
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May 13, 2017 23:42
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lol
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May 13, 2017 23:42
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its important to knee your opponent in the rear end after a successful take down
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I.N.R.I posted:its important to knee your opponent in the rear end after a successful take down This
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May 13, 2017 23:44
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Knee your opponent in the butt once or twice to let him know you mean business, then gently choke him out.
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May 13, 2017 23:48
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is it pronounced Stipe or Stipe
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May 13, 2017 23:58
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Hi
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so this gadurizaniv antelogulov guy is top 15 now at lhw or what
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May 14, 2017 00:02
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Why is this guy nicknamed Moggly?
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May 14, 2017 00:03
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Both these guys entrance songs sound like Latin American versions of anime theme songs.
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May 14, 2017 00:06
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ohhh he turnin blue
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hope my boy Gamebred does some good work tonight
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