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Johnny "Do you have to ask? We're falling from who knows how high up, I'll take one!" code:
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Johnny "Hell if I know! EM can you make some more?" Johnny looks at the approaching ground to try and find a landing spot. code:
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May 14, 2017 09:47
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Johnny "Lets just head to the town, yeah? See if they can tell us where we are exactly." code:
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May 14, 2017 19:55
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Johnny Johnny dusts himself off and discards the now useless parachute. "Agreed" code:
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May 15, 2017 05:02
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Johnny "Yes, we're quite tired. Just flew into the province, you know and man are we tired." code:
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May 15, 2017 19:38
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Johnny Amidst the hustle and bustle of the locals and their local accommodations Johnny found himself thinking, just how did we end up here? First we're on a mission, then everything goes sideways on the poo poo run. Now we're in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and this old lady is trying to pimp out girls to him. While its uh...been awhile so to say, hes not quite sure about how the whole thing would work out. Not to mention it might be a trap to get him hitched to some town girl who would claim pregnancy and show up with her angry father. Though Mei's shoulder massages are welcome, he politely turns her down. "Ah so sorry, but we are....on business. And business and pleasure do not seldom mix, or at least mix well." When he has an opportunity to address the team, he brings up what everyone has avoided so far. "So...here we are in the middle of who knows where, and probably months away from the Bright Republic. Last anyone saw of us was crashing through that portal and we ended here after the poo poo Run. Now I've been thinking. When's the last time any of us got some vacation time? Because I know its been quite a while for me. If we take a couple weeks off just relaxing around here before heading back home, well who is to say just how long it took us to find our way back? They probably think we're dead as it is." code:
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May 16, 2017 11:38
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Johnny Still lounging around and enjoying very much his relaxing vacation here in the rustic countryside, Johnny has decided this is his vacation. And as such he will enjoy it to its full extent. To further this, he says to the kind old lady, "Is there anywhere good to eat around here. Or any sights worth seeing?" code:
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May 17, 2017 19:31
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Johnny "It seems the lady is not far off from dying in an exploding could of tainted yin qi-energy. Unless we do something shes going to die" Johnny says as he keeps snacking on some nuts he bought from a vendor. code:
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May 17, 2017 23:55
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Johnny Johnny just rolls his eyes at how the group has fallen into this problem and blindly dashing in to solve it. Its like one of those monster of the week animes he watches. "Fine fine, since we're all going lets just get this over with." code:
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May 19, 2017 09:31
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Johnny Johnny looks a bit upset at the use of the word superhero. "The proper term is sentai, good sir. And we know what caused the girls misfortune. Real man...really his name is real man xiao? Real Man Xiao and his experiments are to blame." He waves his arm around the room. "You obviously wish you were somewhere more...advanced yes? You can send us in his directions, report you gathered worthy sentai who promptly disposed of him in the name of justice, and be back on your way to the capital." code:
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May 20, 2017 00:11
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Johnny Johnny brings up the rear of the group. He's impressed with how Tam handles the group, but the man has always been imposing even before their new powers. "So what are we actually going to do to this guy to get him to talk? I don't think he'll just roll over" Johnny says in Pelagic, their native tongue. He doubts these thugs know it. code:
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May 23, 2017 21:40
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Johnny Its a nice little place, Johnny thinks. Still if he had his choice of crime boss lairs he would of settled for something bigger. Maybe a large pond stocked with koi. Hopefully this talk goes a little less...shocking. "Okay I guess Enno is just going to shock them. Well that works. We get him to spill on his boss, see whats really going on here, and then possibly get his disciple?" code:
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May 25, 2017 19:37
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Johnny "The guys with bigger sticks. Well, metaphorical sticks. Go get your boss." code:
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May 27, 2017 02:48
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Johnny Well it looks like things have turned south. Johnny would rather not have to fight but hey thats where we are now. "Well poo poo we'll do it the hard way then." He reaches out with the spark of divinity inside of him, feeling for those loose in the grave and finds...pigs? Well pigs it is then, as with a horrible rattling sound bones and lumps of rotting flesh fly into the room and congeal into a small mass of squealing undead pigs (or would squeal if they still had lungs). Commiting effort to summon a small mob of undead pigs to reenact Hannibal code:
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Johnny Johnny is congratulating himself on bring the dead back to life, or sort of, when the mod descends upon him from behind. Falling under their bodies briefly, he manages to scramble out and yells "FIGHT FOR YOUR MASTER, POPPETS! FIGHT!". There is a horrific squealing noise, like saw blades on piano wire as the undead pigs attack the mob from behind. This time, its not going to be pork buns but thug buns Johnny thinks as the pigs tear into the flesh of the men. "Joey!" Johnny yells as they clobbered by Lord Dildo Man. He turns his vision upon the man and stares pure Death. Made the Hardiness roll. Undead Mob is using Blood in the Water to auto hit for 1 damage. Rolled 8 for Fray, so 2 damage this turn. Attacked Lord Dildo Man with Scythe Hand, missed. Normally still does one damage, but Lord Dildo Man's gift blocks that. code:code:Quornes fucked around with this message at 10:26 on May 31, 2017 |
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May 30, 2017 20:04
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Johnny Johnny is briefly submerged by the mob of thugs, but as luck would have it the undead pigs come through and pull him out of the crowd. Never has he been so glad for undead bacon. Mmhh bacon. Man he's got to get himself some after this. His attention turns back to Lord Dildo Man as he attempts another strike. His gaze alone redirects the undead horde's attack to the bronze dildo wielding man as Johnny utters a singled word, of deepest darkness and bass.  FALL Salted away the luck on hardiness roll, saving that 4 roll. Made second roll. Spending effort to negate Nine Iron Walls on Lord Dildo Man. Undead pigs attack him for 2 damage, reduced to 1 by his ability. 2 damage to the mob from Fray Dice code:code:Quornes fucked around with this message at 11:20 on Jun 1, 2017 |
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Johnny "Well glad that's done." Johnny says to no one in particular. <Is there a kitchen here? We need to feed these prisoners first, I bet they're starving> code:
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Johnny Johnny looks around the kitchen at all the food and can only think Wheres the cook? But try as he might hes unable to find him. Maybe he fled after the fighting? Well, Johnny will just have to make one. Calling upon his powers he sends call out into death, and from outside there is a clatter of bones. Finally, a knock on the door. Johnny goes over to open it and in walks...  The skeleton tries to talk to Johnny...in Ren. When Johnny looks clueless it tries Trade Cant. <I cook?> <Yes. Cook now.> Johnny says. He thinks for a minute as the skeleton drops every pan it tries to pick up. Maybe this was a bad idea, but oh well. Double or nothing Johnny thinks as he lays hands on the Skellie (thats his name now) and invests more divine power into him. Satisfied hes no longer dropping pots, Johnny leaves Skellie to cook while he goes to loot Zu's fortune. He's never been an art fan, so all he does is take up all the jewelery he can. Not wanting to carry it around on his own person, he goes back and decks out Skellie in bling. Spending Dominion to make this Greater Undead skeleton cook permanent, investing another dominion to increase its cooking skill and make it actually hygienic with a very light death touch to kill germs. Then decking it out in whatever bling Johnny loots because why not. code:
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Johnny Johnny takes in the sight of city Boulder has sprung up from the bare earth and is suitably impressed. Skellie stands behind him, decked out in bling. He found a cloak somewhere to toss over the undead but doubt it will fool anyone except at a distance. He only has one question for the man. "Which one is ours?" code:
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Johnny "Well...first off, this whole city Boulder built is going to stand out as weird as gently caress. What the hell is this lady going to think?" Johnny holds out his glass and Skellie fills it with more water. "As for an actually getting there, lets just ambush the lady and get the information from her." code:
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Johnny Johnny is typing away on his phone. Anyone else believe that crap? Think this will be a fight. Or a trap. Or both! code:
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Johnny Johnny is typing away on his phone. Lets just go then and kick this guys rear end and get this over with code:Quornes fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Jul 5, 2017 |
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Johnny "Well I wouldn't mind a glass of just ice" code:
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