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canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

*because of how bad the buffalo bison's pitchers are losing

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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
If he keeps this up does Freddie get an invite to the HR derby?

How does that even work? Is it an invite?

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
That's baseball! Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes the worst team in the league pounds you in the butt like a Chuck Tingle book.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Matt Kemp thinks a hot dog is a sandwich. Dansby Swanson says that a hot dog is a hot dog.

Discuss

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

How many bums are the Jays going to throw out there tonight

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Goddamn stop hitting our batters

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
I was out drinking beer and ignoring the game but it seems like everything's going OK? Kemp's 4-4 with a walk, Dansby got some hits, Colon wasn't as bad as he's been? The Freddie homer was a bomb, don't think there's anyone else stronger from dead center to the opposite field than him right now.

shadok posted:

That's baseball! Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes the worst team in the league pounds you in the butt like a Chuck Tingle book.

Tomorrow morning, suddenly there's a whole fresh trilogy of baseball-themed tinglers on Amazon... (I'd go with Slammed in the Butt by the Living Marlins Home Run Statue or Haunted in the rear end by the Living Manifestation of Advanced Baseball Statistic, but to each his own trot)

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

this is the worst game i've ever seen

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Altuve jacks one into the HR sculpture!

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Woof. Cmon Dansby

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Astros win

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

poo poo that was a nice play by segura there

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Ok Dodgers, this time around, lets try to remember that Matt Cain is not good anymore.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
always time in a game from the Braves bullpen to gently caress around some, dum de dum dum

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

bawfuls posted:

Ok Dodgers, this time around, lets try to remember that Matt Cain is not good anymore.
:lol:

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
I like Home Matt Cain.

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

this A's pitcher is p good

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

over 900 Dodger fans in SF tonight with Pantone, feels like that may be their best showing there yet

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Matt Cain almost getting drilled by a come backer reminded me that the pitcher in my rec league game on Sunday took a come backer square in the groin. It wasn't even off a bounce, line drive to the nuts.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Mac is back on FOX

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Establish the Buns

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Popete posted:

Matt Cain almost getting drilled by a come backer reminded me that the pitcher in my rec league game on Sunday took a come backer square in the groin. It wasn't even off a bounce, line drive to the nuts.

Same thing happened to me a while back but in the shin. Pitching is loving scary man, I'm just glad it's not major-leaguers hitting the line-drives back at us.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Dodger meltdown in full effect.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

Lolgers

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

this game is gross

Mister Perky
Aug 2, 2010
BULLSHIT IS BACK, BABY!

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

The Dodgers forget how to baseball every time they play the Giants, it's remarkable honestly

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Buster look like a nerd

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Being dogshit but owning the Dodgers would make this season a net positive.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

bawfuls posted:

Ok Dodgers, this time around, lets try to remember that Matt Cain is not good anymore.
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

we_forgot.jpg

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
I swear every time the White Sox play the Angels, Mike Trout hits a homer

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

I can't wait for the Dodgers to make the SF bullpen look competent for 3 innings

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Matt Cain has allowed a single run in 12 innings against the Dodgers this year :psyduck:

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

wb Mac

you probably should've been back up sooner. Nunez is still the left fielder somehow

now hit some dingers man

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Please keep piling on the runs forever.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

The Pussy Boss posted:

wb Mac

you probably should've been back up sooner. Nunez is still the left fielder somehow

now hit some dingers man

106 and 110mph off the bat for his line drives. Just needs to elevate something at that velocity.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Home Matt Cain is a destroyer of worlds.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
I hope that both Dodgers and Giants fans can agree gently caress The DH

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Establish the Buns

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:
The Padres are going to error and walk the Brewers into the lead at this rate.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Matt Cain is tolerable lately, which I was not expecting

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Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Smart of the Dodgers fans to whip out a giant flag, so that they can't see this game anymore.

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