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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:

Crazy Ted posted:

*dunking over a two-fool tall drum set and then doing a solo that sounded like you were a three-year-old going through a Grand Mal seizure with drumsticks in his hands*

Nah being guy depuy is more humiliating

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 26, 2007


gently caress man, I think I'm tearing up a little

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003



Jota posted:

congrats on making your signature dunk on the third attempt you worthless sack of poo poo
That sad effort caused his dad to die a second time.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

Crazy Ted posted:

That sad effort caused his dad to die a second time.

Thank god he passed so he didn't have to watch that embarrassment

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003



BULLSHIT IT TOOK HIM THREE TRIES GIVE HIM A 80

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

gently caress man, I think I'm tearing up a little

Yeah I'm sad that he killed any chance at that dunk being sick

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"



"i just want to say something real heartwarming because you lost your dad

also your dunk was mediocre, you get a 90"

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.





I hope Guy trips over the door and his head hits the wheel so hard it honks.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003



Guy's gonna lose and get dumped on national TV I can feel it

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 26, 2007


I hate everything about this dunk setup

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"



he is going to dunk his girlfriend

like pick her up and put her through the hoop

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.





SAY NO

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?




Hair Elf

Not bad

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003



The roof wasn't closed :colbert:

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"



if he gets a higher score than the guy who lost his dad, just because he proposed to his fiancÚ

i will be kinda annoyed and angry on the internet for like, a few hours

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 26, 2007


LAME

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:

THAT WAS A WEAK CAR DUNK

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

Someone did that same dunk except better in the first loving round. Oh wow you jumped over a car with the top down who gives a poo poo

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003



Jota posted:

Someone did that same dunk except better in the first loving round. Oh wow you jumped over a car with the top down who gives a poo poo
Dude might as well have dunked over a tricycle.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"



seriously, you couldn't jump it longways, or put the ball under your legs or nothing? weak

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 26, 2007


Also his girlfriend just stood there to the side, what's the point

Edit: I really, really hate this, he knows he's the heel of The Dunk King and is just playing it up

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"



i know i am going to be mad at these scores, just get it over with

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003



God I loathe Kenny Smith

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.





Yeah take out the props and it was super weak, it's not like he took off from the free throw line or anything.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"



absolute bullshit

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003



DC Murderverse posted:

absolute bullshit
Blake Griffin all over again :toughguy:

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"



you are trying to tell me that dunking over a car is higher degree of difficulty than dunking over your mom

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:

KENNY YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD ABOUT SAVING HIM

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 26, 2007


There was a better version of this dunk in a previous round that scored lower, this needs to be about ethics in dunk contest scoring

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"



jordan kilgannon, your dad is dead and you just jumped twenty feet into the air and literally did a swan dive into the hoop, we've never seen anything like that before

i give you one point lower than the guy who got engaged after mildly dunking over a car

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003



:stare:

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.





lmao dressed as a leprechaun, just like Irish people.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.





:stare:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:

JORDAN YOU ARE INCREDIBLE OMG

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003



Honest to god he makes that look way too easy.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 26, 2007


That better get some 100s

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

FINALLY A GOOD DUNK

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"



never do that accent again

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003



kenny smith would you please shut the gently caress up

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Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.



that dunk was good enough to make up for that outfit

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