The Dunk King Part 2: The Return of the Fraudulent 60 inch Vertical

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Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Jordan should've won the last dunk king!! He better not choke this time

# ¿ May 18, 2017 05:09

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 13:44

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Dr J is a good judge of dunks

# ¿ May 18, 2017 05:15

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Did that boy just say his sister is his mother

# ¿ May 18, 2017 05:16

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

drat that dunk made one of the audience member's eyes cross

# ¿ May 18, 2017 05:23

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

The loving ecf should be after the dunk king, only one is worth staying up for

# ¿ May 18, 2017 05:27

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

These fellas are catching the james harden bug, lotta choking

# ¿ May 18, 2017 05:31

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Send the faker home dad

# ¿ May 18, 2017 05:32

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

He was a bad dunker just like his movies, go take the subway back to the hotel alone sitting next to the polish guy grabbing his back

# ¿ May 18, 2017 05:35

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

I said it last year but it's a shame they don't use eliminated dunkers as dunk props

# ¿ May 18, 2017 05:42

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

G U Y
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# ¿ May 18, 2017 05:43

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

They knew what the people wanted when their promo for the next episode had guy right at the start, I'm sufficiently hyped

# ¿ May 18, 2017 05:45

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

I want the reminder of the ecf to be quick fast blowouts. Definitely no overtime and no five minutes to resolve the last minute of the game because it's close. Gimme dunk king asap

# ¿ May 18, 2017 05:48

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Who is ready for GUUUUUUYYYYYYY Dupuy!!!!

# ¿ May 20, 2017 04:35

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Dr J is all about the power of a dunk

# ¿ May 20, 2017 04:40

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Now we just need someone to develop the triple dunk

Juggle three balls in the air on the way to hoop before dunking

# ¿ May 20, 2017 04:42

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Was that graphic dunker Guy

My hype meter is off the charts now

# ¿ May 20, 2017 04:44

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

corn on the cop posted:

"dunking is his passion, but for him it's also provided an escape"

# ¿ May 20, 2017 04:48

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

I want them to broadcast these fabled 'dunking circuits'

# ¿ May 20, 2017 04:51

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

F I F T E E N H U N D R E D D U N K C O N T E S T S

# ¿ May 20, 2017 04:54

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

My dick just tingled at that split dunk

# ¿ May 20, 2017 05:00

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Mods change my name to Vanilla Guy Dupay

# ¿ May 20, 2017 05:02

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

That guy hired two random white guy actors for his human interest story didn't he

# ¿ May 20, 2017 05:04

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Wouldn't putin just confiscate all the prize money if he does win

Not that he would cuz he gotta go through jordan guy and porter first before putin

# ¿ May 20, 2017 05:29

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Hopefully barkley is returning to be a dunk prop

# ¿ May 20, 2017 05:34

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

I watched the whole first episode of race relations or whatever its called because it was just so so surreal. I would rather watch an ant crawl across the room fifteen hundred times than see another episode of this crap

# ¿ May 20, 2017 05:36

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Jordan should've won the last dunk king

# ¿ May 22, 2017 05:22

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Like this guy is loving insane

# ¿ May 22, 2017 05:22

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Kenny is going to bail guy out, the producers aren't going to let guy drop out before the finals

# ¿ May 22, 2017 05:44

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Ten seconds to come up with a dunk... unless you're guy in which case you got like a minute and ten

# ¿ May 22, 2017 05:50

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 13:44

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Only on dunk king will someone dunk on their mother and someone else dunk their engagement ring

# ¿ May 22, 2017 05:52

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