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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.

Dinosaur Gum

http://i.imgur.com/yX7UkOS.gifv

Destiny 2: This Time it's On Fire

Cumming September 8, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn1dML6RC5w

http://i.imgur.com/yIL8mG5.gifv

Tei posted:

Hot take theories for Destiny 2:

- Hunter are removed from the game
- You can fly with your ship in the loading screens some sort of minigame bullet storm shotenup
- Theres a barber in the new social area, and based on your race you are not allowed to enter it (robots)
- Matchmaking for RAIDs. You start every raid with 16 players. The map gets filled with enemies and when only 6 players are still alive, they can proceed to the next stage of the raid. The dead guys can start matchmaking again.
- You can remove your helmet and even use has a weapon
- Batman detective movie, you can matchmake / random create missions where you explore random space hulks. Gravity in these relics is randomized and events too.
- You can equip a pocket dimension (housing). In this pocket dimension you can have crota inside your garden, killing cabals
- You can bet real world money on Osiris games
- "Prostitution mode" reduce the playable area of the game to the top left in a tiny box, so the rest of the screen can be use to show the streamer persona shirt-less
We can always dream.

What is this dumbass game available on?
It's available on Xbox and PS4. There's no port for PC and if someone decides to buy it on PC they can go to their own dumbass thread

What classes can you be?
Titan, Warlock, and Hunter. All of them shoot guns and all of them can shoot space magic in either Red, Blue, or Purple

Are there raids?
Yeah and it might be more accessible to single player spergs now with matchmaking. This is a Bad thing for a lot of Reasons.
http://i.imgur.com/dI1M8Ey.gifv

How do I play with goons on Xbone?

If you're an Xbro you join through here:

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

Attention Xboners

Bungie chat app sucks and we liek to post so join our cool guys Slack channel where you can post all your cool gifs and plan out pubstompings and whatever else.

Don't know what Slack is? Then gently caress off! jk, but for real it's basically IRC on 'roids and it's way better for organizing and chatting about video games.

PM me with your email address here or send it to my GT: Wrecks Box One to get an invitation.
http://i.imgur.com/epXFh5B.gifv

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

So you've got a bone, and you wanna play with other boners?
You're in luck, Orbital Drop Shock Goons is hiring unpaid interns for the role of "Raid Scrub"! We're the only goon-only XBone clan for Destiny, and we're all pretty cool.

The old Destiny Xboner Spreadsheet is dead.

Long live the New Destiny Xboner Spreadsheet!

-*-*-SIGN UP FORM-*-*-

Add your GT and forums name there, as well as other pertinent information. Then go through and basically add all those people to your friends list. We got goons in plenty of timezones and you're almost always guaranteed to have a few online. Once you've got the krew added, just spam invites like crazy every time you log on. We like it when random dudes come in while we're getting busy.

How to apply to the ODSG, aka the Bone Krew:
1. Become a member of SA Goons, instructions in post above above
2. Go to: https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Detail/313913 and apply
3. Wait for Adregan and/or Kingly User (the admins) to approve.

Requirements for joining ODSG:
1. Have an Xbone (Microsoft Xbox One gaming console)
2. Have a huge dick and a convertible coupe
3. Be willing to have a good time and teabag people in PvP and PvE

Why should I join ODSG?
I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain why you should join ODSG. Actually, I have lots of time because I'm an IT worker and am getting paid to write this OP.

1. We have a good team of regular players, both for PvP and PvE
2. We raid every week multiple times
3. We work hard, we play hard, we bone hard. But we don't really actually care when we lose.
4. We're down to clown for most activities such as sherpaing raids, crucible, and team patrols of the cosmodrome

But I don't want to have to join ODSG, can't I just post here?
You basic bitch. This thread is almost always PS4 players, so you're gonna scroll through pages and pages looking for Xbone sign up sheets. The best way to guarantee you'll have people to play with is to either have irl friends (lol), or join our clan. Our clan chat is very active with players looking to organize raids and strikes and PvP every day, so it's best to just join the clan and post there.


How do I play with goons on PS4?

Waffle House posted:

Uhhh I'm dumb and apparently there's just a big fat box I can check that sets a Discord invite to "Never Expire". Try this one for the OP: https://discord.gg/s3bu43s







What do we know so far about Destiny 2?
http://kotaku.com/everything-we-kno...ting-1795340040

How do I buy it?
Buy it digitally on the stores. Nobody gives a gently caress about barbies or capes unless they're in the game



Is the PVP cool?
http://i.imgur.com/HgU9kcW.gifv
yeah

Is there strategy involved?
http://i.imgur.com/CCey9Dw.gifv
Yeah, use the right guns
http://i.imgur.com/MauScZs.gifv

Is the PVE Cool?
Yeah, trick people into poo poo
http://i.imgur.com/lZeWpN3.gifv

get to listen to your buds be dumb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i73Wz4oTECc


Rules:
Don't talk about your stupid loving gaming rig no one gives a poo poo about drivers and RAM

I'll update this page as time goes on

moist turtleneck fucked around with this message at Jun 22, 2017 around 02:01

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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.

Dinosaur Gum




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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

Boys, it's been real. Thanks to all the posters here who helped us find our true selves. Please enjoy this send off montage from all of us at Bone Krew

Bone Krew - The Rippin' And The Tearin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q5iIaP0M3c

moist turtleneck fucked around with this message at Aug 16, 2017 around 19:01

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.

Dinosaur Gum

And this

lmao
http://www.pcgamer.com/destiny-2-pc-release-date/

quote:

Tei posted:

My brother and me are gamers. He is unemployed and play World of Tanks all day, I have a job and support the pretense to be a normal function being.

This summer my sister left in our house the cage of my cousin hamster in the living room without telling us about it. Not having a reason to go to the living room (we all have our own room with big TV's to play videogames all day) the poor hamster died. The summer was specially hot this year, so it not only died, after a few days was a completely desiccated and odorless mummie.

I feel bad for the animal (I really do, plus is my cousin ex-hamster), but had a good laugh about it.

I want to render a analogy of this dead hamster and how Bungie manage loot in this game.

Bungie is me and my brother. And this hamster is the players.
The hamster is addicted to water and food. Players play Iron Banner for the rewards. Is supposed to be a high challenge high reward activity.
The hamster died without any water, under high temperatures and with not food whatsoever. Players find it confusing that after 30 games, they only have seen 2 or 3 items drop for anyone in any of the 30 games.


YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

Something came in the mail







Seal Team Twix is locked and cocked






It's time for a Snacktical Reload




Let's eat the rear end of Destiny 2 guys



some stuff I done stole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaVjkSWDsBw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra1GlrLj8bM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmhr4xuVPIo

moist turtleneck fucked around with this message at Aug 11, 2017 around 18:23

Serf
May 5, 2011

99 problems but a job ain't one



Definitely gonna go with PS4 and see what happens from there.

Drain 001
Nov 24, 2010

I asked for a reason to do propaganda, and for my sins they gave me one.

Can't wait for red bar superstars to still exist.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

wakey wakey to
this bowl of tasty


Yams Fan

TRIPMINE GIF

http://i.imgur.com/jw7Iz0I.gifv

RIP one hit kill grenades

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007


Where is the cross platform account future

I'll buy this dumb alive game for all three platforms if I can drag my stupid loot between all three

Zuul the Cat
Dec 24, 2006

This is the moment of truth. You will not fear. You will not falter. You will not give a single step to the enemy.


Grimey Drawer

I've been mostly playing Overwatch while we wait for Destiny 2 to drop. Can't wait to stomp poo poo into the ground in the new one.

I was actually really impressed with the graphics they showed. It looks way better.

Alteisen
Jun 4, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!




Nerf guns confirmed for Destiny 2.

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007



Gonna be a party. Will likely play on Bone.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011



Grenade launcher, YeS!. My favorite type of weapon in destiny !! D

Everything looks shiny. Warlock super looks the best so far.

Alteisen
Jun 4, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!


Did someone say shiny warlocks?





How about fabulous titans

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009



Thanks for the new thread. I was already tired of pc chat.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

11082016

Alteisen posted:

Did someone say shiny warlocks?





How about fabulous titans



Wow I didn't know Betty was playing

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

A man's life of 50 years
is nothing compared
to the age of this world

Life is but a fleeting dream


Can't wait to be Gay Purple Space Captain America

RBA Starblade
Apr 27, 2008

Going Home.


I will probably buy it on PC so I can play with people I know again, but who cares Destiny 2!!!

Bring back Thunderlord and also Peter Dinklage

the good fax machine
Feb 25, 2007

like some kind of
weird sex pervert


No loner pandering! Long live steve.gifv!

Also solar damage is orange not red


the good fax machine fucked around with this message at May 18, 2017 around 21:03

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

wakey wakey to
this bowl of tasty


Yams Fan

First batch of guns in Destiny 2 should all be made out of scrap iron we find scattered around our exploded vaults.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

What if they'd met?



Hell Yeah I'm PC COMPATIBLE

Pretty
Crap at

Controllers.
Only
Mouse
Precision
Aims
True.
I'm
Barely,
Limply,
Erect

Last_Taste
Feb 13, 2012



Make Thorn Great Again

A Buff Gay Dude
Aug 21, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!


How much ram.........


...



...




...ing dudes' asses will I be doing in the new crucible???

RBA Starblade
Apr 27, 2008

Going Home.


xzzy posted:

First batch of guns in Destiny 2 should all be made out of scrap iron we find scattered around our exploded vaults.

It should be the Khvostov again. The one thing the Cabal spared.

The Meat Dimension
Mar 28, 2010



Gravy Boat 2k

Ground floor

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

Time
 to die.




Can't wait to enter destiny2.exe into my console.

the good fax machine
Feb 25, 2007

like some kind of
weird sex pervert


Lol the thread icon

The Meat Dimension
Mar 28, 2010



Gravy Boat 2k

xzzy posted:

First batch of guns in Destiny 2 should all be made out of scrap iron we find scattered around our exploded vaults.

So the iron banner pipe guns?

kecske
Feb 28, 2011



cant wait to dome people out of their various garbage melee supers

kecske
Feb 28, 2011



i'll die like 80% of the time

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.

We still have 4 months of Destiny 1 to play!

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009



Warlock is apparently lol tier overpowered hammerbro style.

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

___________


All new DESTINY but I'm still retarded, gay, and dead.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down


Will there be a teabag emote? I really don't like pressing O a bunch of times.

The Meat Dimension
Mar 28, 2010



Gravy Boat 2k

BlindSite posted:

Warlock is apparently lol tier overpowered hammerbro style.

Traded cool jumps for a sick super

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.

Dinosaur Gum

Talk about Destiny 1 and Destiny 2 ITT if you have a superior console

kecske
Feb 28, 2011



quote:

- You can fly with your ship in the loading screens some sort of minigame bullet storm shotenup

its crazy to me that namco had a patent on load screen minigames until 2015

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007



texaholic posted:

Will there be a teabag emote? I really don't like pressing O a bunch of times.
Oh my god this would be amazing.

The Meat Dimension
Mar 28, 2010



Gravy Boat 2k

Wait is titan skating gone?

the good fax machine
Feb 25, 2007

like some kind of
weird sex pervert


Does anybody have any first-hand footage uploaded yet?

Fenrax
Oct 9, 2012



The Meat Dimension posted:

Wait is titan skating gone?

A couple people who played it today said "traditional titan skating" is gone.

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Waffle House
Oct 26, 2004

HOT DAMN


gently caress yeah

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