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Toadstrieb
Apr 14, 2011


Finally, a fidget cube you can chew and wear around your neck.

https://www.arktherapeutic.com







Notice I say *adult*, as these things have apparently been around for children for some time:



Looks stylish and discreet to me.

Toadstrieb fucked around with this message at May 18, 2017 around 23:34

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Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.

I'm angling for a promotion at work while chewing on a stubby lightsabre. Truly discreet!

Putty
Mar 21, 2013


I think humanity has finally lost

Toadstrieb
Apr 14, 2011


Putty posted:

I think humanity has finally lost

seems possible *chews anxiously*

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

the future is going to be grand

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

Well... Alright, I guess you can look at me.

Putty posted:

I think humanity has finally lost

Your faith in the ability of humanity to keep from humiliating itself further is precious, but perhaps naive.

We can go further friend. Deeper.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



DEATH TO AMERICA

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

not all scars show...
and not all wounds heal...


Those are for retarded kids so they dont chew up your furniture or whatever. (I know because I'm retarded).

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

Forums Rutabaga

do they have a cock?

Toadstrieb
Apr 14, 2011


Rutibex posted:

do they have a cock?

A silicon dildo should be chew-safe and can easily be wrapped in paracord to make a necklace that will also serve you in emergency situations.

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

not all scars show...
and not all wounds heal...


Rutibex posted:

do they have a cock?

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016



stylish _and_ discreet

Toadstrieb
Apr 14, 2011



text is indistinguishable from a sex thing, honestly.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016




im the man who visits this website, pictures himself chewing each of these, individually, and based on how much I think id enjoy each one, decides which one to purchase

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



Toadstrieb posted:

text is indistinguishable from a sex thing, honestly.

Aren't those sounding sex toys?

Toadstrieb
Apr 14, 2011


Blue Train posted:

Aren't those sounding sex toys?

What isn't?

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006
Hitlers harmonica

We got a chewing necklace for my kid because her teacher is an old Indian bitch who screams at the kids nonstop and it gave my kid anxiety so she'd chew on her shirts.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



Return Of JimmyJars posted:

We got a chewing necklace for my kid because her teacher is an old Indian bitch who screams at the kids nonstop and it gave my kid anxiety so she'd chew on her shirts.

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

We got a chewing necklace for my kid because her teacher is an old Indian bitch who screams at the kids nonstop and it gave my kid anxiety so she'd chew on her shirts.

That really isn't fixing the issue maybe you should take the kid to the pound and get a new one

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party


Return Of JimmyJars posted:

We got a chewing necklace for my kid because her teacher is an old Indian bitch who screams at the kids nonstop and it gave my kid anxiety so she'd chew on her shirts.

turnabout is fair play. post the teacher's contact info on the indian porn facebook groups.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

We got a chewing necklace for my kid because her teacher is an old Indian bitch who screams at the kids nonstop and it gave my kid anxiety so she'd chew on her shirts.

People always blame the teacher for their idiot kids behaviour

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



interwhat posted:

People always blame the teacher for their idiot kids behaviour

I am sure it is the teachers fault and nto the defective sperg goon genes the daughter inherited

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

Well... Alright, I guess you can look at me.

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

We got a chewing necklace for my kid because her teacher is an old Indian bitch who screams at the kids nonstop and it gave my kid anxiety so she'd chew on her shirts.

PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL, CHILD

I AM HOMEWORKING YOU OK

Toadstrieb
Apr 14, 2011


Return Of JimmyJars posted:

We got a chewing necklace for my kid because her teacher is an old Indian bitch who screams at the kids nonstop and it gave my kid anxiety so she'd chew on her shirts.

Get a new teacher, I'd say. That's alittle like saying we had to let the kid start smoking because, drat, it's alot of pressure. Never been a parent, blah blah blah, but reconsider imo.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Aug 22, 2004

Man, this is the kind
of cake that, you know,
there are no words to describe.


Retard armour

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


I need something in my mouth at all times.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

MI MI COLESLAW IS LOVE YOU

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

We got a chewing necklace for my kid because her teacher is an old Indian bitch who screams at the kids nonstop and it gave my kid anxiety so she'd chew on her shirts.

the good ol classic treating the symptom and not the root problem

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

We got a chewing necklace for my kid because her teacher is an old Indian bitch who screams at the kids nonstop and it gave my kid anxiety so she'd chew on her shirts.

God forbid you tell the teachers boss that she's a lovely teacher, that would require confronting someone and after all, you're a goon!

"gently caress all the other kids being impacted by this lovely teacher, I got my child a pacifier so she's all good and I could care less!"

Zahgaegun
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.

Grimey Drawer

paul_soccer10 posted:

im the man who visits this website, pictures himself chewing each of these, individually, and based on how much I think id enjoy each one, decides which one to purchase

The pencil, right? I'd chew on that fucker all day. No splinters, it would be glorious

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010



Canned Ferret

It's the perfect rave accessory.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.


nigga crab pollock posted:

the good ol classic treating the symptom and not the root problem

Yeah, murder the indian bitch, problem solved.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

MI MI COLESLAW IS LOVE YOU

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Yeah, murder the indian bitch, problem solved.

just dont dump it in a quarry they look for that

Zahgaegun
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.

Grimey Drawer

I bet some people would lose weight if we gave them food shaped ones, what about a candy cane one?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.


nigga crab pollock posted:

just dont dump it in a quarry they look for that

Dump it in the Ganges, last place they'll ever look I guarantee it.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010



What the fuuuuuuuuck. I want to see a person wearing a slobbery chewed on piece of plastic around their neck and i'll finally know i haven't hit rock bottom

Toadstrieb
Apr 14, 2011


It's not even that I find this concept so insane, I've been chewing on plastic since I was a kid, it's the fact that now it's something someone is going to be able to say about themselves on their tinder profile; "big chewer, love to fidget, 3+ minute spin times a must". gently caress. Not every idiosyncrasy has to be noticed and turned into a hobby.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010



How can I monetize cracking knuckles? I think there is a market for it.

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007



Downtown the other day I saw a professional career woman chewing on her ponytail like a 8 year old

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



Toadstrieb posted:

big chewer, love to fidget, 3+ minute spin times a must

I've never been more angry at a sentence

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Toadstrieb
Apr 14, 2011


chumbler posted:

How can I monetize cracking knuckles? I think there is a market for it.

http://gizmodo.com/5272256/relieve-...acking-knuckles

gently caress gently caress gently caress

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