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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.


Canned Ferret

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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016



he loves trucks

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

You want bombs with that?


College Slice

Imagine 4 walls on the edge of the border.

Crunk Magnet
Feb 19, 2004
Poop Soup

The fourth wall replaces the first wall and the third wall replaces the fourth wall...

Putty
Mar 21, 2013


what the? fingerprints?!!

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Johnnie Five Aces meet Donnie Trump Cards

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



is he eating ice cream???

Dial-a-Dog
May 21, 2001



Crunk Magnet posted:

The fourth wall replaces the first wall and the third wall replaces the fourth wall...

healthcare reform works the same way

Putty
Mar 21, 2013


numberoneposter posted:

is he eating ice cream???

its a ref to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixEahmx0Btw

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


trumpy fivechromosomes

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003



paul_soccer10 posted:

he loves trucks

he sure does

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010



Don't besmirch fiveace's good image with this swill

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

"Jarrod, please. He had a family."

*drinks coke*

*lets out long burp*

As the haze begins to dissipate, the word 'Donnie' hangs in the air for a second before fading away

Serak fucked around with this message at May 19, 2017 around 03:01

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001


Fun Shoe

Donny Two Scoops

Stexils
Jun 4, 2008



*kellyanne conway pulls out at mic* hold it, buster

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007



OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Buglord

Rasta_Al posted:

Donny Two Scoops

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

MI MI COLESLAW IS LOVE YOU

donald trump is the best president we have ever had

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007



nigga crab pollock posted:

donald trump is the best president we have ever had

The Zybourne Cuck

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good

Sholtz: Johnny, even if we get past the walls and immigration ban, we'll have Donald to deal with. Donald! What could possibly be worth crossing him?
Johnny: The "Golden Shower"

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

Nobody gets between me and D&D!!


Clapping Larry

...and the pitch!
Jul 13, 2007



Remember when we used to be able to laugh at Italians for having a literal porn performer in their government?

Those were good times.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark


Man I wanna try that meatloaf.

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009



Why isn't he among the bushes? They could even be steampunk bushes or something

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

Nobody gets between me and D&D!!


Clapping Larry

PotatoManJack posted:

Why isn't he among the bushes? They could even be steampunk bushes or something

Because I'm very, very lazy

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009


Murray Mantoinette posted:

Because I'm very, very lazy

Fair enough

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010



Donny Fiveaces powered down the magabike with a not quite unhearble hum and checked his chronometer. “drat.” he hissed threw his clinched teeth which were surrounded by the stubble of five days where in he had not shaven himself at all. It was almost chromodawn at Congress. Alreddy the sun was sitting on Capitol Hill ah blaze like so much molten meddle or a coin, gyreating in the air, tossed there by the uncaring hand of an imaginary god that doesn’t exist, borne from the interior minds of the hobbled masses. The sky was the color of a television tuned to a dead channel that was orange. drat, he, Donny, thought. We thought we were opening a new beginning with our mad dreams of time travail but ironically the only time now is the time of which we’re out of. It’s almost humorous. Yeah, I could almost laugh, if I hadn’t cried that part of me away when my parents were maccasared by Sec. Clinton and the government sanctioned murderer of “SETH RICH”.

He lit a Nicosheen brand swaggerette and took a dip drag, sinking farther into his inferior horologue. He thought of Melania and her mellifluous buttocks that he used to love to bang. Even now his nano enhanced hearing could almost hear her vagina lips quivering with moisture and also pleasure, like a slice of synth-ham being tongued by one of Clinton’s slamhounds. When he got back to Mar-a-lago, he was going to do some sex, no doubt about that. “That’s right doll” he said to nobody and the wind. They were going to do it hard. He smiled, blowing smoke from his nostrils. They were going to do it maga hard.

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Buglord

...and the pitch! posted:

Remember when we used to be able to laugh at Italians for having a literal porn performer in their government?

Those were good times.

It's not our fault that our oversized, racist porn industry has no charismatic stars, only veiny freak manlets and rapists.

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