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BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

EAT
SLEEP

CAAAAWWWWW
REPEAT


OH poo poo, IT'S GOTTA...IT'S GOTTA BE KANE DAY

https://youtu.be/fxSmHNUNQsY

TALK ABOUT KANE

BodyMassageMachine fucked around with this message at May 19, 2017 around 11:20

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Kane is my favorite wrestler and he should be yours. 80% of wrestling is pyrotechnics and twenty percent is costume and entrance and Kane is therefore the complete package.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005


the real 'phenom'

Max Coveri
Dec 23, 2015


HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


The Undertaker retired this year, falling right into line with Kane's now 45% complete long-term plan to destroy the Undertaker. Nobody has a mind as devious as Kane's.

Max Coveri
Dec 23, 2015


Kane is one of the few men in sports entertainment to hold the WWE, World Heavyweight and ECW Championships, a feat Undertaker will never accomplish. Kane is cool and good.

Also he brought the ECW Championship to Raw in the '08 draft which was quite funny

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

EAT
SLEEP

CAAAAWWWWW
REPEAT


Kane is my favorite wrestler because I used him all the time in No Mercy for N64 to beat my brother who always used Jeff Hardy and whenever he won he would do the fire ringpost thing.

I will always be a Kanenite.

https://youtu.be/Kjrm52WimtI

Also Undertaker sucks and is a bad brother.

I hope Kane wins his mayor election.

SUN GOD AVATAR
Dec 31, 2008

Thou shalt have no other gods before me. For I the LORD thy Sun God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of cosmic prestige upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me.

Hey, as they say:

May the 19th be with you. :salute:

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Chat got your tongue?


My favorite promo ever is a Kane promo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAAlSLnsXBw

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

I just wanted to talk about the comics, see? All those shitty, amazing comics


MAY NINETEEN
THE CUERVO GOLD
CHOKESLAM, TOMBSTONE
MAKE TONIGHT A WONDERFUL THING

Dr. Angela Ziegler
Jan 2, 2005



Heroes NEVER Die


Seriously though, once we progressed into the Attitude Era and Kane stopped being legit scary, his endless team-ups with skinny nerds like X-Pac and Daniel Bryan were gold. His Team Hell No run was severely underrated, and I say that knowing that people liked it a lot at the time.

Kane, when he feels like going goofy, has a natural talent for being an enjoyably fun guy on the mic and in the ring.

also that one time he and Show had a lucha match was real dumb and fun

BodyMassageMachine posted:


I hope Kane wins his mayor election.

"Mr. Jacobs, after your disastrous 17-year plan to defeat your brother, The Undertaker, has yielded no results, how can we take this Municipal Water and Sewage Reform plan seriously?"

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006
Do Not Trust This Man

He said it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU15brsPtaE

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryNagRiq_Rk

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

madam, your hydraulic pressure is atrocious!

All hail Mayor Glenn.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Kanye West - Touch the Sky


Kane

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017


Ah yes, the Kane meme. I know it well.

Edit: I am permabanned poster cornerstomper58 something something became really obsessed with the Kane meme

sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.

DON'T SAY THAT DATE!!!!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008



Gravy Boat 2k

I love Kane almost as much as Robocop does.

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

Kane's original organ music and the finger 11 theme were 2 of wrestling's best.

I'm the tag team champions!

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

We will fight them to the last. And we will defend those that cannot defend themselves. Today we fight, brothers and sisters. Today we stand up and never, ever relent. Brothers and sisters -- prepare yourselves. Today we go to WAR!


Lipstick Apathy

Senerio posted:

My favorite promo ever is a Kane promo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAAlSLnsXBw

That promo was also my favorite. Kane owns.

Ghidzilla
May 12, 2009


When Kane came in at number 5 and made it to the final 2 in 2001 I absolutely lost my poo poo. Then he got eliminated and I had a sad.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009



Ghidzilla posted:

When Kane came in at number 5 and made it to the final 2 in 2001 I absolutely lost my poo poo. Then he got eliminated and I had a sad.

I was with you bro until you got the number wrong he was 6 not 5 jfc Jerusalem can we get a ban or probe for this chucklefuck?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


oldpainless posted:

I was with you bro until you got the number wrong he was 6 not 5 jfc Jerusalem can we get a ban or probe for this chucklefuck?

Ghidzilla is clearly trying to defend the prestige and honor of professional wrestling by not counting celebrity guest Drew Carey!

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

Justice has prevailed.


Lipstick Apathy

Bring Back Slow Chemical

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

TOO EASY

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012



HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Bring Back Slow Chemical

It's too late for ministry taker theme so give us this wwe

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Bring Back Slow Chemical

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

We will fight them to the last. And we will defend those that cannot defend themselves. Today we fight, brothers and sisters. Today we stand up and never, ever relent. Brothers and sisters -- prepare yourselves. Today we go to WAR!


Lipstick Apathy

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Bring Back Slow Chemical

100% down with this. Then again I actually like Finger Eleven.

RZApublican
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


I think there was a middle section to this series but I can't find it


Xerzes
May 16, 2012


RZApublican posted:

I think there was a middle section to this series but I can't find it

http://4thletter.net/wp-content/upl...anehistory2.png

I forget who here made it. It was a while back.

Xerzes fucked around with this message at May 24, 2017 around 03:00

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

God is dead, true love is a lie, and the yard belongs to the Big Dog.

OH IT'S TRUE. IT'S DAMN TRUE.


Kane loving rules

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.


Kane was great at dropkicking people who were sitting up. The restů Who can say. He worked safe and that's what matters in a big man.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010


Golden Bee posted:

Kane was great at dropkicking people who were sitting up. The restů Who can say. He worked safe and that's what matters in a big man.

I always thought the agility and coordination it took to do his top rope clothesline were pretty impressive

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St Evan Echoes
Oct 17, 2004



Fun Shoe

BodyMassageMachine posted:

Kane is my favorite wrestler because I used him all the time in No Mercy for N64 to beat my brother who always used Jeff Hardy and whenever he won he would do the fire ringpost thing.

I will always be a Kanenite.

https://youtu.be/Kjrm52WimtI

Also Undertaker sucks and is a bad brother.

I hope Kane wins his mayor election.

I laugh everytime at the Rock mouthing Kanenites at the exact same time as King says it

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