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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



GO THE SENS

DO THE HOCKEY

Also our new anthem singer is an internationally-recognized operess....'s sister...

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Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011

MENS REA? LOL MORE LIKE CHRIS REA AM I RITE

Lipstick Apathy

yes sens plz win

Vincent Van Goat
Jul 20, 2014


Already better than Sutter


That anthem sucked, hope the game doesn't, go 🐧

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013

I was 12 when I made love for the first time, in Tropea, with a Roman girl who was 17 years old.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkRwZ45Ju_k

Hip Now and Wow!
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK


Pens gonna try to hit their way to a win?

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X


I for one look forward to a night filled with Crosby and Guentzel gaining the zone and then being forced to dump the puck around the end boards while waiting for Kunitz to catch up

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Hey, Sid. Is it normal for the inside of your bung-hole to itch?

I like Archi. He's like another Bryan Rust.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Hey, Sid. Is it normal for the inside of your bung-hole to itch?

Oh my god how did that not go in?

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



^Brass couldn't get it up. Pretty good save by Murray there.

Sure let's grab McArthur by the head and boink him into the boards. It was just a little bit, he's fine.


Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012


bobby ryan is now peter forsberg.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011

MENS REA? LOL MORE LIKE CHRIS REA AM I RITE

Lipstick Apathy

oh god

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004

I had a beer with Stephen Harper once and now I like him.


Go The Pens, save me from my dumb toxx.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011

MENS REA? LOL MORE LIKE CHRIS REA AM I RITE

Lipstick Apathy

Spring Break My Heart posted:

bobby ryan is now peter forsberg.

this is the best he has ever played in a Sens uniform, and it's not even kind of close. what a strange thing to happen after that season of his

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Hey, Sid. Is it normal for the inside of your bung-hole to itch?

This is one of those series where it feels like every chance the Sens take looks good and every one the Pens take is easily handled by Anderson/their d.

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

You're just lucky my jaw is broken!


lol that was shady crosby

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Hey, Sid. Is it normal for the inside of your bung-hole to itch?

The next puck that Sheary gets without it bouncing off his stick will be the first

Hip Now and Wow!
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK


Ginette Reno posted:

This is one of those series where it feels like every chance the Sens take looks good and every one the Pens take is easily handled by Anderson/their d.
That because most of the "good" chances the pens get are easy looks for Anderson. Sens Are really making it hard for the pens to get actual quality scoring opportunities

bub spank
Feb 1, 2005

the THRILL


Newfoundland accents are the most unintentionally hilarious thing. Especially on teenagers.

Also, Crosby is a weiner.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



Hm that's a fun little bit of history. Shame for Sid that Methot is EK's partner

Hip Now and Wow!
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK


Eric the Mauve posted:

I for one look forward to a night filled with Crosby and Guentzel gaining the zone and then being forced to dump the puck around the end boards while waiting for Kunitz to catch up
They are apparently going to make sure that doesn't happen by having Kunitz cherry pick

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Hey, Sid. Is it normal for the inside of your bung-hole to itch?

drat Jake's superpowers of sniping fools are not working this round

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



Kessel maybe selling that a bit but yup, that was a slash.

e: Andy!

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011

MENS REA? LOL MORE LIKE CHRIS REA AM I RITE

Lipstick Apathy

that was definitely a slash, but yeah that was also a very obvious high stick earlier

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



I don't know if I want to see much more of this PK unit.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Hey, Sid. Is it normal for the inside of your bung-hole to itch?

We seem to have a special talent this series for being nowhere near juicy rebounds

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



When do you think Daley will take his holding penalty tonight?

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



cenotaph posted:

When do you think Daley will take his holding penalty tonight?

$10 to Roger's House if it's against Hoffman.

Hip Now and Wow!
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK


Jake has missed by a mile, shot it into the pads, hit the post, and just fanned on a rebound sweep. He is gonna score tonight.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Hey, Sid. Is it normal for the inside of your bung-hole to itch?

I don't think I've ever seen a good player have as bad a playoffs as Sheary is having. I'd take bad Tanner Glass over him right now.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

#RXTREVOLUTIONFOREVER6


Ginette Reno posted:

We seem to have a special talent this series for being nowhere near juicy rebounds
This is where the loss of Hornqvist really really hurts

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009



Ginette Reno posted:

I don't think I've ever seen a good player have as bad a playoffs as Sheary is having. I'd take bad Tanner Glass over him right now.

Let me tell you about Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Jordan Eberle, and Milan Lucic, my friend.

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

You're just lucky my jaw is broken!


horsey mention

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



Horse racing is vile.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X


Ginette Reno posted:

I don't think I've ever seen a good player have as bad a playoffs as Sheary is having. I'd take bad Tanner Glass over him right now.

It'll be fun when we hear the day after the Penguins are eliminated that Sheary had 6 hours of surgery on 3 different body parts and is scheduled for more surgery after those ones heal

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X


What I'm saying is that when a good player sucks all playoffs it is usually because he is somehow playing ice hockey with a series of injuries that would have you or me calling in sick to our mundane day jobs and whimpering in bed and/or loading up on vicodin all day

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



Andy caught cheating :s

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

You're just lucky my jaw is broken!


OLLI MAATTA

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Hey, Sid. Is it normal for the inside of your bung-hole to itch?

OLLI

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons

Holy Maatta!

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Vincent Van Goat
Jul 20, 2014


Already better than Sutter


Olli is elite

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