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Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

flashy_mcflash posted:

Unpopular opinion but if the DT movie gets me to a place where I can hear Idris Elba say "bumhugs" I can forgive just about anything.

Not seeing Eddie or Susannah at all is a real bummer, but they're too much for just one movie anyway.

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Filthy Casual posted:

Not seeing Eddie or Susannah at all is a real bummer, but they're too much for just one movie anyway.

There is no way you could film Susannah and not either make her a horribly racist joke or undercut her whole story.
King really poo poo the bed with her despite the unusual and interesting things he wanted to do.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

super sweet best pal posted:

Yeah, that's why it's so strange they're doing it now and not back in the early 2000s when the success of the LotR movies would've had producers looking for fantasy serials to adapt and King was still a pretty big name. The poster in the OP doesn't even have a big "Stephen King" prominently splashed along the top or even anywhere, which is half the point of adapting this over paying way less for another sci-fi/fantasy series by someone unknown to non-nerds, his name used to be free advertising.

I remember in the early 00s there were a lot of attempts to get an adaptation of The Talisman going.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
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Inzombiac posted:

There is no way you could film Susannah and not either make her a horribly racist joke or undercut her whole story.
King really poo poo the bed with her despite the unusual and interesting things he wanted to do.

The whole Odetta thing makes a lot more sense in 1987 than it does now.

Remove that and the weird demon rape thing and you have a good character.

Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

Hodgepodge posted:

The whole Odetta thing makes a lot more sense in 1987 than it does now.

Remove that and the weird demon rape thing and you have a good character.

Basically book 3-5 Susannah.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
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Go straight to the bad rear end black lady in a wheelchair and we're in action. Hell, she can be pregnant with a non-demon-rape baby, it'd be pretty revolutionary.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
I know it's a blockbuster and all but I was kind of hoping the Dark Tower movie would be more spaghetti western and less Equilibrium.

The thing with him reloading by pouring bullets from his hand like water was kind of cool but tossing six of them in the air in the exact shape of the cylinder and then then slamming the gun down to catch them all at once was anime levels of weightless, unimpressive flashiness.

Also unless the trailer is pulling a fakeout framing the story through Jake finding a portal to another world instead of Roland finding a kid from modern America in the middle of his Heavy Metal postapocalyptic western hellscape seems like a huge misstep.

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh

Basebf555 posted:

If you want to boil it down to two or three words, sure. But its really not about just a twist at the end. It's at the center of almost everything in the entire story in ways that are better left unspoiled.

Sounds like a bunch of kaka

bushisms.txt
May 26, 2004

Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.


Guy Mann posted:

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Also unless the trailer is pulling a fakeout framing the story through Jake finding a portal to another world instead of Roland finding a kid from modern America in the middle of his Heavy Metal postapocalyptic western hellscape seems like a huge misstep.
I think this is just a reimagining of when Jake dies and comes back. I usually have no issues with a movie based on a book, but in the trailer, the kid asks how they're going to save the world (s) from a falling tower, who the gently caress cares about that? Really. I know audiences need a goal, but that was what made the books so unique, not knowing why he even wanted to get there, or what would happen. The line just ripped all the hope out of me that they would try to keep the movie as a selfish endeavor by Roland, who gives no fucks as long as he gets to the tower. I knew I wasn't getting Dr Doom robots, but this is the real disappointment.

bushisms.txt fucked around with this message at 20:05 on May 29, 2017

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


They set it up so Jake is the main character rather than Roland

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Fried Watermelon posted:

They set it up so Jake is the main character rather than Roland

I could actually understand this decision as Jake being much more sympathetic to the audience, as Roland is supposed to be a narrow-minded, monster on a mission and only sees Jake as a tool to help him. That's how I remember it in the books, anyway.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

It's a very lazy crutch to use Jake as a fish out of water so Roland can explain the stakes and setting of his strange world from the start rather than letting us slowly discover things through natural character interactions. Not necessarily that this will be the case but if Jake is really the framing character then this is likely the reason.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Old news from September but I missed it: I guess the plans for a TV series are still going ahead, based on Wizard and Glass

http://ew.com/article/2016/09/21/dark-tower-tv-series-stephen-king-wizard-glass/

a more recent article from April where Ron Howard basically says "maybe"

http://www.tvguide.com/news/the-dark-tower-tv-series-ron-howard-confirms/

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

It's a very lazy crutch to use Jake as a fish out of water so Roland can explain the stakes and setting of his strange world from the start rather than letting us slowly discover things through natural character interactions. Not necessarily that this will be the case but if Jake is really the framing character then this is likely the reason.

It's going to be a lazy, formulaic movie that's indistinguishable from a superhero movie.

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
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Mantis42 posted:

It's going to be a lazy, formulaic movie that's indistinguishable from a superhero movie.
:omarcomin:

It feels like someone trying to jump on the ultra-profitable cinematic universe thing. Only it won't really work with King's stuff because too much of it is close to canonized. Like, good luck even incidentally tying Kubrick's Shining to something like this.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

3Romeo posted:

:omarcomin:

It feels like someone trying to jump on the ultra-profitable cinematic universe thing. Only it won't really work with King's stuff because too much of it is close to canonized. Like, good luck even incidentally tying Kubrick's Shining to something like this.

The only connector between The Shining and The Dark Tower is that you could say that The Shine is almost certainly related to the psychically talented young people that The Crimson King is using to break the beams. That's really it though, there's no reason to have some official Shining tie-in or anything like that.

Salem's Lot is the only one with a direct connection(of the novels that have been adapted to films), and even then the events of that book all take place before the character in question enters the world of The Dark Tower. Plus, very few people give a poo poo about Salem's Lot.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
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Basebf555 posted:

Salem's Lot is the only one with a direct connection(of the novels that have been adapted to films), and even then the events of that book all take place before the character in question enters the world of The Dark Tower. Plus, very few people give a poo poo about Salem's Lot.

And It, but you don't really need to make that explicit for Dark Tower films to work.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Hodgepodge posted:

And It, but you don't really need to make that explicit for Dark Tower films to work.

That's really not even what I'm talking about as a direct connection though. A (Dark Tower spoiler)major character from Salem's Lot crosses over and becomes a major character in The Dark Tower series, and there are a few other King stories that have very strong connections like that but those haven't been adapted to film. The one exception would be Hearts in Atlantis, but good luck finding anyone who actually saw that.

The point is that if they wanted to turn this into a big shared universe thing and include a remake of Salem's Lot, nobody would be crying foul as if it was some big offense. Very few people still care about the Salem's Lot movie.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I care.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Regarding shared universe chat: I just want to reiterate that I have a strong gut feeling that the showdown at the end of the film between Roland and The Man In Black is going to happen in The Overlook. That snowy, burned-out environment looks like nothing else that is shown in the rest of the footage, and showing the hotel itself in a framed picture is a bit too on-the-nose.

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

Basebf555 posted:

The one exception would be Hearts in Atlantis, but good luck finding anyone who actually saw that.

Hey, I liked it :(

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Basebf555 posted:

The only connector between The Shining and The Dark Tower is that you could say that The Shine is almost certainly related to the psychically talented young people that The Crimson King is using to break the beams. That's really it though, there's no reason to have some official Shining tie-in or anything like that.

Salem's Lot is the only one with a direct connection(of the novels that have been adapted to films), and even then the events of that book all take place before the character in question enters the world of The Dark Tower. Plus, very few people give a poo poo about Salem's Lot.

They go to the world where The Stand takes place. The Man in Black is Randall Flagg

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Fried Watermelon posted:

They go to the world where The Stand takes place. The Man in Black is Randall Flagg

Which apparently won't be the case in the movie because the rights to The Stand are held by another studio. Which sucks.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Fried Watermelon posted:

They go to the world where The Stand takes place. The Man in Black is Randall Flagg

True, I'd forgotten about that one. The point is the same though, if they want to remake The Stand and incorporate it into a Dark Tower cinematic universe, nobody will be complaining about the sanctity of the original miniseries.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

On the topic of a shared Stephen King universe, I'm pretty sure that's what Hulu's Castle Rock show is supposed to be. The teaser explicitly mentions characters like Cujo, Annie Wilkes, and Alan Pangborn. Nobody knows exactly what it's supposed to be about, but Hulu is pitching it as their Stranger Things.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Fart City posted:

On the topic of a shared Stephen King universe, I'm pretty sure that's what Hulu's Castle Rock show is supposed to be. The teaser explicitly mentions characters like Cujo, Annie Wilkes, and Alan Pangborn. Nobody knows exactly what it's supposed to be about, but Hulu is pitching it as their Stranger Things.

They probably have a list of the lesser known/older stories that they can pull from, much like how comic book television shows have very strict rules about what they can and can't use. I doubt we'll be seeing IT or The Overlook on that show, and I'd guess they might not even be able to use Derry, just Castle Rock. Who knows though, I'm just pulling that out of my rear end.

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

Fart City posted:

On the topic of a shared Stephen King universe, I'm pretty sure that's what Hulu's Castle Rock show is supposed to be. The teaser explicitly mentions characters like Cujo, Annie Wilkes, and Alan Pangborn. Nobody knows exactly what it's supposed to be about, but Hulu is pitching it as their Stranger Things.

Man if they do like a full season of Needful Things as the penultimate season and then an adaptation of The Stand (like take and expand on the town's story from Ogunquit but excise Frannie and her family) to end the run, it would be so loving good.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE posted:

Man if they do like a full season of Needful Things as the penultimate season and then an adaptation of The Stand (like take and expand on the town's story from Ogunquit but excise Frannie and her family) to end the run, it would be so loving good.

They can adapt Night Surf since that's a short story that takes place within the same universe as the Stand.

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

ruddiger posted:

They can adapt Night Surf since that's a short story that takes place within the same universe as the Stand.

Not ... exactly? Also Night Surf falls into the same trap as most of apocalyptic fiction of taking place after society has already collapsed and gone. From the humanist view of what goes as each layer of civilization is peeled away, straight towards prepper porn.

The Great Burrito
Jan 21, 2008

Is that freedom rock? Well turn it up!
I thought both of them used A6 or Hong Kong flu or something to refer to the sickness?

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

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College Slice

The Great Burrito posted:

I thought both of them used A6 or Hong Kong flu or something to refer to the sickness?

I believe "Captain Trips" is the name used by both stories.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE posted:

I believe "Captain Trips" is the name used by both stories.

This is correct.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
I think the trailer looks fine, maybe even great, especially compared to the vast majority of King adaptations. I'm kinda excited. My wife's reading book 3 right now; I never made it past book 4.

Captain Tripps
May 17, 2004
This space for rent...

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE posted:

I believe "Captain Trips" is the name used by both stories.

That is correct, but I missed getting it, so went with the common misspelling of Tripps.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Rando posted:

Old news from September but I missed it: I guess the plans for a TV series are still going ahead, based on Wizard and Glass

http://ew.com/article/2016/09/21/dark-tower-tv-series-stephen-king-wizard-glass/

a more recent article from April where Ron Howard basically says "maybe"

http://www.tvguide.com/news/the-dark-tower-tv-series-ron-howard-confirms/

I felt wizard and glass was the strongest book by a wide margin so I'm pretty keen for that.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

BlindSite posted:

I felt wizard and glass was the strongest book by a wide margin so I'm pretty keen for that.

While The Gunslinger will always be my favorite, Wizard and Glass was def the best read in terms of quality writing imo. It's the only one I really want to go back and read again. I haven't touched the series since I finished it when the last book came out...

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Wizard and the Glass was my favorite too. I hope they do it justice (They won't).

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

While I love Elba, the trailer didn't really fill me with hope that this will be good. As someone said, it looks like it's trying to cash in on the superhero fad.

I also really loved W&G, it was my favorite of the series. The Wind Through the Keyhole was also surprisingly good, I wish that King had taken his time on the series instead of rushing to finish it, because 5, 6, and 7 are garbage.

Mat Cauthon
Jan 2, 2006

The more tragic things get,
the more I feel like laughing.



Is it me or is the ad campaign for this not really as robust as it should be? I saw a trailer for DT played in front of Baby Driver this weekend and even as someone who is a fan of the books and will (probably) see this in theaters, I had no idea when the actual release was. For whatever reason I thought this was getting released in October or November, not the August movie dumping period.

I'm hoping it does well because I like all Elba, McConaghey, etc and would love to see the DT series get a proper adaptation, but sheesh it seems like someone is dropping the ball.

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Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

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Rap Record Hoarder posted:

but sheesh it seems like someone is dropping the ball.

The Crimson King is doing everything he can to sabotage it?

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