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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Civilisation is great. Fire. The wheel. YouTube. What's your favourite thing about not living in trees like an animal?

For me, I find it hard to decide between hot water and bread. They're both pretty great.

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TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


I like it when my side has tanks and planes and we bomb dirt farmers and animal herders.

Am I talking about the game? maybe

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


I'm a big fan of beer tbh

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


TheDon01 posted:

I like it when my side has tanks and planes and we bomb dirt farmers and animal herders.

Am I talking about the game? maybe

The game is Civilization, not civilisation. :colbert:

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Flush toilets. Plumbing in general, really.

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.
That it ends, and something else comes after it.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

How quickly it's all going to collapse

mystery fluid
Feb 12, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
its beer

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

We wiped out loving smallpox. And polio can go to hell too.

a cute sea otter
Apr 24, 2017

I shall personally eat your entrails on my tummy!
I'm a big fan of the crushing depression from unfulfilled primal urges.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Antivehicular posted:

Flush toilets. Plumbing in general, really.

I was coming to post this very thing. It's a pretty big deal.

Solenna
Jun 5, 2003

I'd say it was your manifest destiny not to.

Not dying during childbirth was pretty A+

cinni
Oct 17, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Stairs. I often wonder who was the first person to come up with the concept, its an innovation that gets overlooked constantly. What would a world without stairs look like? Appreciate every step.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Not being eaten by animals is quite nice. Hell, I'm doing it right now.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

The ability to talk about hating humanity and wishing for extinction on a safe forum where no one can yell at me or kick my rear end for being an idiot

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Strom Cuzewon posted:

We wiped out loving smallpox. And polio can go to hell too.

Medicine rocks. :black101:

mystes
May 31, 2006

Being able to sit at a desk pretending to look at a glowing box while clicking a little plastic oval rather than having to hunt/gather or engage in subsistence farming. Also currency is nice because I'm bad at negotiating and barter would get old pretty fast.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Why, the SomethingAwful Forums of course OP

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Tampons.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Climate control

Baudolino
Apr 1, 2010

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Houses

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Mountain Dew

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Choco1980 posted:

I was coming to post this very thing. It's a pretty big deal.

It doesn't have to be the most important thing or the thing you'd miss most though. It can just be some small thing that is your favourite piece of the whole package.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

All the food and drinks you can make with access to ingredients from anywhere in the world.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

Ratoslov posted:

Medicine rocks. :black101:

In general, not having half your kids die before they grow up is pretty nice.

Also, dentistry is cool.

Warm Fish Salad
Dec 16, 2016

You Compleat Me
Obviously I appreciate the advancements in medicine, science, and technology that make our lives so convenient and relatively healthy and happy.

But my favorite thing? Dogs. Definitely dogs.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

Pussy Doodles! posted:

But my favorite thing? Dogs. Definitely dogs.

Those go back a ways before civilization, though.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Groke posted:

Those go back a ways before civilization, though.

Those are wolves

Warm Fish Salad
Dec 16, 2016

You Compleat Me

Groke posted:

Those go back a ways before civilization, though.

This is true, but the variety of breeds that can be found today are mostly a result of civilization. The German Shepherd, for instance, created to be the most versatile working dog on the planet, can be everything from a soldier to a child's companion. It is what we as a species have been able to accomplish with the domestic dog that fascinates me - our relationship with dogs predates civilization, but it also helped evolve it, and continues to do so.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Those are wolves

So are, e.g. Chiuahuas. At least in their own minds.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Ratoslov posted:

Medicine rocks. :black101:

Oh they've been around for ages. Cavemen used them to drill holes in your skull to let the demons out.

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
Building a unique Wonder one turn before another civ can finish it.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Pussy Doodles! posted:

But my favorite thing? Dogs. Definitely dogs.
drat, now I have three things I can't decide between.

Medieval Medic posted:

Building a unique Wonder one turn before another civ can finish it.
I already said once, this thread is about civilisation, not Civilization. :argh:

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Civilization is a good part of civilization

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Aubergine Mage posted:

I'm a big fan of beer tbh

This is favorite thing as well.

I guess a close second would be large scale armed conflicts.

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
Water out of the tap

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Pussy Doodles! posted:


But my favorite thing? Dogs. Definitely dogs.

I'm pretty sure that dogs would disagree with that if they could:

Ziggy Smalls
May 24, 2008

If pain's what you
want in a man,
Pain I can do
taxes

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Pussy Doodles! posted:

The German Shepherd, for instance, created to be the most versatile working dog on the planet, can be everything from a soldier to a child's companion.

And also have varied selection of genetic disorders, we really outdid us with that one.

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I like that stuff like this happens sometimes and the world isn't quite as bleak

https://twitter.com/Breznican/status/866861079023857664

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