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It's a legitimate question. What makes dudes think that women are something to be afraid of? What does a guy think a woman is going to do? I throw a weak-rear end punch. It's a tragedy.
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They have weird holes where their penises should be
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May 22, 2017 04:16
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The fragile male ego cannot handle mockery, especially from a guuurrrrlll.
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May 22, 2017 04:16
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babies come out. we're not sure how that works but it seems like voodoo sorcery and we dont have no truck with that kind of thing round here
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May 22, 2017 04:17
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They might start talking about handbags and never stop
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May 22, 2017 04:17
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Pick posted:It's a legitimate question. What makes dudes think that women are something to be afraid of? What does a guy think a woman is going to do? I throw a weak-rear end punch. It's a tragedy. A woman's breasts can expel highly corrosive chemicals at a moment's notice.
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May 22, 2017 04:17
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dick comes in baby comes out you cant explain that
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May 22, 2017 04:19
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Women can band together in packs. And that's when they're dangerous.
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May 22, 2017 04:20
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Women have naturally more powerful thigh muscles than men, and they can easily crush any bone in the human body.
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May 22, 2017 04:20
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One time I kissed a girl but she dissolved and it turned out she was just a shitload of spiders??
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May 22, 2017 04:21
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Whenever they see me naked they laugh and make me cry.
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May 22, 2017 04:21
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Pick posted:It's a legitimate question. What makes dudes think that women are something to be afraid of? What does a guy think a woman is going to do? I throw a weak-rear end punch. It's a tragedy. IDK if you heard this yet Pick, but some women are secretly dudes. yea, crazy world huh? Well if you can imagine, some dudes that are women can throw some pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty hard punches.
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May 22, 2017 04:22
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I dunno dude maybe you should meet some and report back.
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May 22, 2017 04:23
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judging me how Dare you
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May 22, 2017 04:23
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voterd 1
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May 22, 2017 04:23
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I'm pretty sure women can steal the breath of life right out of an infant's lungs but I might be thinking of cats.
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May 22, 2017 04:24
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It's not women themselves that are scary, bu their boyfriends/husbands/fathers/brothers/cops. If you look at a woman the wrong way their jealous boyfriend could assault you. This isn't a cultural thing either that can be erased through education, defending related females and your female mates is hardwired as an instinct in human males.
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May 22, 2017 04:24
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May 22, 2017 04:25
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we were once destined to be women. but then the grace of God (HIM in HEAVEN) gave us a hand up from fem zygotes to rad dude babies. being around women reminds of that short horrible time when we were 70% of what we are today
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May 22, 2017 04:26
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Women like to pick at blackheads and that really hurts!
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May 22, 2017 04:28
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qkkl posted:It's not women themselves that are scary, bu their boyfriends/husbands/fathers/brothers/cops. If you look at a woman the wrong way their jealous boyfriend could assault you. This isn't a cultural thing either that can be erased through education, defending related females and your female mates is hardwired as an instinct in human males.
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May 22, 2017 04:30
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i like that posted:So it's men is what you're saying. The penis is bad
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May 22, 2017 04:32
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Who What Now posted:Women like to pick at blackheads and that really hurts! Oh man, do we ever. We love this. It's one of the most universal impulses I know.
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May 22, 2017 04:33
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Blue Train posted:The penis is bad I don't know. Mine just kinda flops around unless I play with it. Then it gets angry and spits at me
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May 22, 2017 04:35
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Reason's Women are scary: 1. Anchor babies; they will tell you they cant conceive or that they are on the pill. Sometimes they wrap their legs around you as you're climaxing to ensure the trap has been set. They give you condoms to use that they purposefully poke holes in. 2. Rape Claim; while such a thing is only a claim, in today's society people are often times convicted in the court of public opinion. Such things destroy someone's reputation. 3. They will literally use you financially and emotionally then jump ship when a better deal comes along; although this is true for both genders. 4. Feminists that actually fight for superiority rather than equality; nothing a misogynist pig (every man ever) could say would ever deserve anything but contempt. This is probably more about where I live than women in general though.
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Pick posted:Oh man, do we ever. We love this. It's one of the most universal impulses I know. ahahaha man my wife does this so much too. she does it so much all my friends started calling her the "Queen of Spades" as the blackhead is represented by a spade. i overheard them saying it once and they got real embarrassed about it but then one explained this and i thought it was a larf
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May 22, 2017 04:35
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Salty Josh posted:Reason's Women are scary: lol
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May 22, 2017 04:37
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Women are disgusting. Whenever i encounter a female that tries to act like hot poo poo, I just imagine her accidentally farting into her own vagina.
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May 22, 2017 04:38
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it's the paralyzing venom and the razor tipped ovipositor.
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May 22, 2017 04:40
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A wise man once told me "women can be faggots too." the thought of this, the abominable "cuntfag" is surely a thing of horror. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 22, 2017 04:41
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slowly begin to find all of your charming antisocial behaviors to be disgusting cry about things (not your things, but also your things)
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May 22, 2017 04:42
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Sometimes when they get real mad and gutteral and it looks like they gonna drop a deuce and you kinda worried they might pinch a dookie like right there. I think it's anger pooping for me. 
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May 22, 2017 04:48
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AT Field, hedgehog's dilemma, you do the math.
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May 22, 2017 04:49
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Can't live with them, can't live without them pretty much sums things up perfectly.
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May 22, 2017 04:50
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I am a proper human being. Women are not like me. Ergo women are not human. Ergo women are something to be wary of.
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May 22, 2017 04:52
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Vakal posted:Can't live with them, can't live without them pretty much sums things up perfectly. A friend told me that scientists technically turn sperm into eggs now. So you could have a man impregnate an egg that he made himself. You then incubate the embryo in a test tube or something. So we really could live without them now I guess.
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May 22, 2017 04:53
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Salty Josh posted:Reason's Women are scary: This but ironically.
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Salty Josh posted:A friend told me that scientists technically turn sperm into eggs now. So you could have a man impregnate an egg that he made himself. You then incubate the embryo in a test tube or something. was that friend tonnetta because she said that too and never gave me a link a credible article on it.
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May 22, 2017 04:54
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Salty Josh posted:A friend told me that scientists technically turn sperm into eggs now. So you could have a man impregnate an egg that he made himself. You then incubate the embryo in a test tube or something. Not unless women start doing that first...makes you think, huh? GENDER WAR NOW!
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Pick posted:It's a legitimate question. What makes dudes think that women are something to be afraid of? What does a guy think a woman is going to do? I throw a weak-rear end punch. It's a tragedy. i will put this in a way you may be able to understand because if one person forms an emotional attachment that the other person does not reciprocate it is the worst thing in the world even more so if one side keeps up a relationship for the sake of appearance or familiarity
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