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Jesus Christ posted:met my current girlfriend at a new years eve party. She walked up to me and said "hey boy you like hot dogs?" and I said "hell yah girl i like hot dogs" Hot dogs are definitely OK.
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I haven't bought 100 pairs of shoes people just give them to me.
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Jesus Christ posted:met my current girlfriend at a new years eve party. She walked up to me and said "hey boy you like hot dogs?" and I said "hell yah girl i like hot dogs" Your girlfriend is from the Charlotte school of mangetting . . . it is better to know as little as possible of the defects of the person with whom you are to pass your life. or another personal favorite, “‘Well,’ said Charlotte, ‘I wish Jane success with all my heart; and if she were married to him to-morrow, I should think she had as good a chance of happiness as if she were to be studying his character for a twelve-month. Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance. If the disposition of the parties are ever so well known to each other, or ever so similar beforehand, it does not advance their felicity in the least. They always continue to grow sufficiently unlike afterwards to have their share of vexation . . .'”
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May 22, 2017 20:37
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Ladies smell good
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I'm an adult male human who has been living with his girlfriend for like 5 years, and consider myself attractive, confident, and successful but every once in a while I still get a surge of nervousness if a hot girl strikes up a conversation out of the blue
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Nerses IV posted:I'm an adult male human who has been living with his girlfriend for like 5 years, and consider myself attractive, confident, and successful but every once in a while I still get a surge of nervousness if a hot girl strikes up a conversation out of the blue wow look at this guy bragging he's never nervous
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May 22, 2017 20:44
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Pick posted:wow look at this guy bragging he's never nervous It's usually only if she springs out at me unexpectedly and I'm mentally unprepared for the encounter, but it's like an instant fight-or-flight reaction except with awkward pauses instead of frightened urination
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Women have the power to create life, and only the Sith can do that
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A woman can destroy your grasp on your self-worth to some people they're already holding on to that by a thread so it's even scarier then violence for them.
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Hogge Wild posted:they have ergi loki is my homeboy
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Pick posted:loki is my homeboy Tom Hiddleston has a weird, gross face.
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May 22, 2017 21:07
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i keep repeating the litany against fear but it's not helping me talk to this barista without crying
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Who What Now posted:Tom Hiddleston has a weird, gross face. not that one
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I have literally never asked a girl out or made the first move in my life. I hear my women friends complain about how they hate getting approached by guys and cant they just do their grocery shopping in peace/drink with their friends/whatever all the time, and have since I was young, and I didnt want to be that guy. Waiting for women to approach me worked out well actually, turns out all the best women for relationships are okay with asking guys out. My fiance and I are getting ready to move to a house in Hawaii and we love each other very much.  Its a good thing gauche women are so rad.
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May 22, 2017 21:35
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Pleasant thought: What if this woman let's me touch her boobs? Scary thought: What if she doesn't!?!?
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May 22, 2017 21:37
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Women are the moss to a man's cock
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May 22, 2017 21:39
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Why do girls love gay anime boys who touch buttholes
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Women are like those mean lizards that open their mouth at you when you get too close.
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May 22, 2017 21:40
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Uncle Wemus posted:Why do girls love gay anime boys who touch buttholes That's a really complicated answer, but one aspect is that especially in the early days of the internet it was the only 100% not-(straight)-men community. Like, if you were in an online community for slash fiction or yaoi, there would be no straight men there. None. And not because they were banned, they just would absolutely never, ever go there.
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May 22, 2017 21:43
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Probably similar to why young men look at so much lesbian porn
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Uncle Wemus posted:Why do girls love gay anime boys who touch buttholes they are gross perverts
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Pick posted:That's a really complicated answer, but one aspect is that especially in the early days of the internet it was the only 100% not-(straight)-men community. Like, if you were in an online community for slash fiction or yaoi, there would be no straight men there. None. And not because they were banned, they just would absolutely never, ever go there. Post hoc ergo propter hoc
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May 22, 2017 21:45
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You can jack off & pretend like the girls have the same bestial urges you do Young women can look at yaoi & pretend the boys have the same emotional experiences they do
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pictured: normal man stuff http://i.imgur.com/R3AdEJR.mp4
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Blockade posted:Post hoc ergo propter hoc Semper ubi sub ubi
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Pick posted:That's a really complicated answer, but one aspect is that especially in the early days of the internet it was the only 100% not-(straight)-men community. Like, if you were in an online community for slash fiction or yaoi, there would be no straight men there. None. And not because they were banned, they just would absolutely never, ever go there. I can understand that but also what is the deeper appeal. Is it a humiliation thing or like submission thing because now the penetrator is the penetrated
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Uncle Wemus posted:I can understand that but also what is the deeper appeal. Is it a humiliation thing or like submission thing because now the penetrator is the penetrated Two dicks no chicks What do you not understand?
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May 22, 2017 21:51
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Blockade posted:Post hoc ergo propter hoc Yeah but like all things it's self-reinforcing. First it's some semi-taboo thing from the manga section, under the poo poo-rear end Tokyopop label, and then it escalates. Like you start with Petshop of Horrors, which seems like it's a cool gory manga for the cool mature goth teen that you are, but it sort of feels like the guys in it sort of want to kiss? Is anyone else getting that feeling? You ask your Harry Potter ICQ chatroom. Someone starts a 1:1 and sends you a crusty .jpg of long haired mans kissing. it begin
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May 22, 2017 21:56
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Uncle Wemus posted:I can understand that but also what is the deeper appeal. Is it a humiliation thing or like submission thing because now the penetrator is the penetrated nah it's like the absolute trashiest romance novel poo poo except there's no womans in it so you don't have to think about your icky lady body, also there's no weird issues about women's roles in relationships if there's no women! blammo!
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Pick posted:Yeah but like all things it's self-reinforcing. First it's some semi-taboo thing from the manga section, under the poo poo-rear end Tokyopop label, and then it escalates. Like you start with Petshop of Horrors, which seems like it's a cool gory manga for the cool mature goth teen that you are, but it sort of feels like the guys in it sort of want to kiss? Is anyone else getting that feeling? You ask your Harry Potter ICQ chatroom. Someone starts a 1:1 and sends you a crusty .jpg of long haired mans kissing. it begin A krusty.jpg you say 
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I read some stuff about the yaoi content being "Safe" for girls trying to understand their sexual urges or whatever because they're dudes and are sexy but they only touch dudes so no worrying about scary penises touching your vagina or whatever.
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Pick posted:nah it's like the absolute trashiest romance novel poo poo except there's no womans in it so you don't have to think about your icky lady body, also there's no weird issues about women's roles in relationships if there's no women! blammo! But they're all angles and pointy bits!
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Pick posted:nah it's like the absolute trashiest romance novel poo poo except there's no womans in it so you don't have to think about your icky lady body, also there's no weird issues about women's roles in relationships if there's no women! blammo! This is why women should have gotten into Yuri instead of yaoi, so they would have to confront their gross, weird bodies head on. And since there's two women you'd get over it twice as fast!
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:But they're all angles and pointy bits! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApVIgwSpcNk
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Who What Now posted:This is why women should have gotten into Yuri instead of yaoi, so they would have to confront their gross, weird bodies head on. And since there's two women you'd get over it twice as fast! Nothing gross about yuri
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I just want to find a woman who hates anime as much as I do and settle down.
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Nothing makes a woman scary. It's the overhwleming scent of desperation that accompanies some women which is scary. Revolting really. Then again I live in NYC and there are some hard up women here.
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you people are thinking waaaaaayyyy too hard about why slash is hot, imho does anyone think this hard about why dudes like lesbian porn? i mean, sheesh edit: Glenn Quebec posted:Then again I live in NYC and there are some hard up women here. sometimes i think there should be some sort of NYC women-boston men exchange, but then i remember that i am loath to consort with red sox fans
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