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The uh... walls seem to be collapsing around us slowly
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# ? May 28, 2017 19:20 |
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Scroon posted:That giant blunt object is critical lol requesting crab version of |
# ? May 28, 2017 19:21 |
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vanisher posted:The uh... walls seem to be collapsing around us slowly AAAAAAAAH normally I would say let's pull a star wars and wedge the metal object somewhere that will prevent our getting crushed but is there time to reach the exit? |
# ? May 28, 2017 19:22 |
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Manifisto posted:lol |
# ? May 28, 2017 19:48 |
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press red emblem on cylinder |
# ? May 28, 2017 20:04 |
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good, good |
# ? May 28, 2017 20:08 |
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Lizard Wizard posted:press red emblem on cylinder We scurry back to the red cylinder. The red emblem appears to be a logo of some kind. Its too late, the walls are shuffling everything around! We grab hold of the emblem with our pincers as the cylinder rolls and tosses. We end up at the entrance, the roof seems to be slowly collapsing! It might be a little too far to reach the exit still, and the fall could be dangerous
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# ? May 28, 2017 20:38 |
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Manifisto posted:AAAAAAAAH It's holding ...
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# ? May 28, 2017 21:06 |
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Throw a small piece of whatever's handy at the big red STOP button located just outside! Maybe that will achieve something! |
# ? May 28, 2017 21:12 |
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Crumple up the duck and throw it. Even if it doesn't survive we can give it a proper burial somewhere out there. |
# ? May 28, 2017 21:26 |
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Scroon posted:Throw a small piece of whatever's handy at the big red STOP button located just outside! Maybe that will achieve something!
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# ? May 28, 2017 21:30 |
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shoulda crumpled but lmao |
# ? May 28, 2017 21:36 |
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:crabstab:
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# ? May 29, 2017 00:47 |
jump, precious crab protagonist. jump for freedom.
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# ? May 29, 2017 01:23 |
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phallocentriloquist posted:jump, precious crab protagonist. |
# ? May 29, 2017 01:56 |
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at least clamber down the bumper first so you don't have as far to fall on the other hand there didn't seem to be any problems after you were literally thrown into the truck so maybe that's a waste of time also why are they running the compactor for like five pieces of trash |
# ? May 29, 2017 03:02 |
crabtagonist need a ezood jump so you gotta jump lil buddy
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# ? May 29, 2017 06:16 |
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We are saved by the crab king!! Ugh... can't hold on... my claws are not as strong as they once were. Bring us sticks... We land softly... the crushing machine speeds off with the crab king still grasping to it's bumper. vanisher fucked around with this message at 06:39 on May 29, 2017
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# ? May 29, 2017 06:35 |
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pincers crossed for the crab king |
# ? May 29, 2017 08:37 |
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There are some items on the ground: - newspaper - ultimate weapon - broken knife - ooze label seems to have fallen There appears to be a river leading to an underground tunnel in front of us, and a jungle behind us.
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# ? May 29, 2017 19:34 |
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remove the stick from the tentacle, shove the knife handle in there for a sick double weapon |
# ? May 29, 2017 20:44 |
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We must camouflage ourselves to anti-crab forces don't spot us and hamper our noble quest! Fashion CLEVER DISGUISE out of newspaper to blend in to our surroundings and scuttle undetected. |
# ? May 29, 2017 21:01 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:remove the stick from the tentacle, shove the knife handle in there for a sick double weapon okay but don't lose the stick, our credibility with the crabmob rests on our stick-gathering abilities I guess scuttling after the king would be pointless, he's moving too fast Scroon posted:We must camouflage ourselves to anti-crab forces don't spot us and hamper our noble quest! sure, blending in makes sense there may be sticks in that jungle, it's true, but somehow I feel ulysses c. crab would be more drawn to the siren song of the sewer |
# ? May 29, 2017 21:09 |
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> craft newspaper hat |
# ? May 29, 2017 21:41 |
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I'm not a stickmancer -- mostly cause I partied too much that semester at Crustaceous State -- but I reckon all the good sticks are collected in the river. Bushes are where YOUNG sticks live, but the ADULT sticks float down a river to start a life far from the spawning grounds. Normally if you were going into a cave you'd want an eel, but I haven't seen any land eels around We may have to go it alone. |
# ? May 30, 2017 00:51 |
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Lizard Wizard posted:> craft newspaper hat duck hat
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# ? May 30, 2017 07:17 |
well poo poo dudes, we heard the man... go find some sticks
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# ? May 30, 2017 11:06 |
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Why is he on facebook help page?! |
# ? May 30, 2017 16:50 |
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Using the tall grass as rope, we lash together pieces of newspaper to create a disguise it only looks like a newspaper duck on one side unfortunately
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# ? May 30, 2017 17:41 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:remove the stick from the tentacle, shove the knife handle in there for a sick double weapon The stick is pretty lodged in there, the other crabologists must have secured it somehow. Luckily there is the ooze label handy, and it had a bit of a sticky substance on it so it worked well to secure the two together
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# ? May 30, 2017 17:59 |
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hell yeah now we're talking |
# ? May 30, 2017 18:02 |
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> consider that we can now wear our significant other |
# ? May 30, 2017 19:39 |
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The crab glaive |
# ? May 30, 2017 21:00 |
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Keep an eye out for something we can park to show that curb who is boss.
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# ? May 30, 2017 21:41 |
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my goodness we are prepared I feel like we could do anything . . . even . . . become a michelin starred chef! crabatouille
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# ? May 31, 2017 02:54 |
vanisher, from one stranger on the internet to another: you're great and I never want you to stop
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# ? May 31, 2017 02:57 |
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phallocentriloquist posted:vanisher, from one stranger on the internet to another: you're great and I never want you to stop
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# ? May 31, 2017 03:05 |
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Manifisto posted:there may be sticks in that jungle, it's true, but somehow I feel ulysses c. crab would be more drawn to the siren song of the sewer We prepare for the journey... We've got a little protective layer of grass in here which should help with buoyancy so that we don't give away we're not a duck. Also the weapon fits just perfectly in the disguise/craft
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# ? May 31, 2017 03:46 |
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impressive work. this lil guy is a very talented crabftsman |
# ? May 31, 2017 04:10 |
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Entering stealth mode...
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