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*drinks sarsaparilla and whiskey at an old-timey saloon with a player piano in an old southwestern town* yee-hah
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*dies of dysentery*
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May 23, 2017 13:59
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*hangs a negro for eyeballin a white woman*
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May 23, 2017 14:01
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* sends lovely telegrams to random people the telegramternet * * calls some guy a fopdoodle via morse code * * gets shot in the face the next day *
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May 23, 2017 14:04
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*unironically rides around in a wagon*
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May 23, 2017 14:05
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shot dead by injuns
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May 23, 2017 14:07
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ultrabindu posted:*dies of dysentery* *dies of unspecified STD*
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May 23, 2017 14:08
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* eats chili with beans * * is a savage * * dies spontaneously, probably from chili with beans in it *
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May 23, 2017 14:09
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*balls stink like poo poo* *buys hooker from local hotel/eatery* *hooker's snatch stinks like poo poo*
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May 23, 2017 14:11
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*fricasees a tubleweed* 
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May 23, 2017 14:13
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*Shoots lots of guns at nothing in particular *
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May 23, 2017 14:16
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*rides shotgun* *has actual shotgun*
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May 23, 2017 14:16
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*stakes a claim to gold in mountain* *dies penniless*
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May 23, 2017 14:18
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*obeys the many laws and town ordinances banning guns*
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May 23, 2017 14:22
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*refers to penis as a carrot"
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May 23, 2017 14:23
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*becomes some kind of bullet deflecting super being* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GREE8GdRrc&t=76s
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May 23, 2017 14:34
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*is covered in filth*
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May 23, 2017 14:35
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*realizes it's not at all like the movies*
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May 23, 2017 14:36
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*spends month practising his quickdraw, only to get shot in the back* (sad) yee-ha
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May 23, 2017 14:48
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I reckon this here SAHLOON ain't big enough for the both of us. *blap blap blap*
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May 23, 2017 14:57
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*is a cowboy* *dies in poverty because being a cowboy is actually a suck job for losers*
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May 23, 2017 14:57
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*pans for gold.* What in tarnation?! *gets scalped by the local natives.*
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May 23, 2017 15:58
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The sheriff is near.
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May 23, 2017 16:11
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*Farms*
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May 23, 2017 16:51
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*transmits Yellow fever*
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May 23, 2017 17:00
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That Robot posted:*drinks sarsaparilla and whiskey at an old-timey saloon with a player piano in an old southwestern town* I literally live in a town like this lmfao. It's usually an acoustic guitar player though.
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May 23, 2017 17:03
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There was a lot of angry old men when the miners club stopped carrying sasparilla
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May 23, 2017 17:04
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buys his kid My Little Pony Express for Christmass
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May 23, 2017 17:14
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I WANT A CHERRY CORDIAL POPS
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May 23, 2017 17:15
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Doesn't look like anything to me
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May 23, 2017 17:22
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*is actually a robot*
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May 23, 2017 17:25
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Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes.
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May 23, 2017 17:28
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*jacks off, but like in an old west kind of way*
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May 23, 2017 17:28
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Loden Taylor posted:*jacks off, but like in an old west kind of way* I do this oott
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May 23, 2017 17:31
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Candygram for Mongo.
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May 23, 2017 17:32
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*squats in spurs* *never makes that mistake again*
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May 23, 2017 17:42
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*is the town elder at 35*
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May 23, 2017 17:42
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There's a snake in my pants
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May 23, 2017 17:43
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*puts his friggin' feet on the stage*
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