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boy i wish i had some vaseline for my dry skin
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you have died of dysentary
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May 23, 2017 17:52
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*drives a stage coach into a crowd of snake oil customers*
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May 23, 2017 17:54
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*is banned from card games for teamkilling*
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May 23, 2017 17:57
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*Dies in obscurity*
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May 23, 2017 18:00
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it seems weird we are calling this the old west gang we personally just got here
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May 23, 2017 18:01
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Dumps poo poo bucket into the street
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May 23, 2017 18:03
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*buys opium at the cornerstore*
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May 23, 2017 18:05
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*founds several mining towns, which become boom towns and then ghost towns* *fades into history as a rich robber baron*
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May 23, 2017 18:05
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Yee-haw! I say yee-haw!
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May 23, 2017 18:15
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A donkey kicked Paw in the head and now he ain't think so good no more.
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May 23, 2017 18:16
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*is surrounded by spittoons*
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May 23, 2017 18:31
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Well hoooow-deee!
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May 23, 2017 18:45
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"Gimmie a caramel macchiato, pardner." 
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May 23, 2017 18:47
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*shoots a man for snoring too loud*
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May 23, 2017 18:50
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Does this all day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5v68GMgTb8 Does this all night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hSEwy8ZORc
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May 23, 2017 19:21
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*marries at 16* *wife dies during childbirth at 17* *child gets an infected cut, dies* *drink myself to death at the ripe old age of 19*
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May 23, 2017 19:24
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*orders pepperoni on his tombstone*
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May 23, 2017 19:26
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Gay Weed Dad posted:*orders pepperoni on his tombstone* sir did you want any chees with that?
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May 23, 2017 19:30
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*Challenges anyone that wants to to a duel* *shoots them at 9 paces and gets their gun and gold*
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May 23, 2017 19:56
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*farms a three acre dirt patch for years to grow corn only mildly successfully and along with his kids becomes known as the cornboys*
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May 23, 2017 19:58
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Gay Weed Dad posted:*orders pepperoni on his tombstone* *fords the river; hunts oxen but can only carry 100 pounds and leaves the rest to rot* *is murdered by mormon militia in Utah Territory*
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May 23, 2017 20:09
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im brewster 'baby dick' o'houlihan and i'm takin' over yer town.
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May 23, 2017 20:13
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hey guys, maybe we should rethink this whole 'westward expansion' dealie. i mean, the native americans were here first, doesn't it just seem more fair to let them stay here? besides, is it just me or is it really hot out here?
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May 23, 2017 20:14
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dem redskins just sit around drinkin their firewater all day rapin', they aint civilerized like us *proceeds to drink whiskey and go to a brothel*
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May 23, 2017 20:16
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*kills 8 million buffalos*
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May 23, 2017 20:26
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*Uses Pace brand picante sauce*
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May 23, 2017 20:32
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*attempts to notify the town that "the sheriff is a n-" but is continually interrupted by the church bell tolling*
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May 23, 2017 20:35
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Mozi posted:hey guys, maybe we should rethink this whole 'westward expansion' dealie. i mean, the native americans were here first, doesn't it just seem more fair to let them stay here? besides, is it just me or is it really hot out here? but that's what they were doing to eachother before we came in and did it better
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May 23, 2017 20:37
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yeah, but look at me, i'm sweating through my leather chaps!
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May 23, 2017 20:41
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*hates all minorities including those disgusting irish and italians*
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May 23, 2017 20:41
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*forced to play ragtime on saloon piano by bandits/outlaws*
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May 23, 2017 20:45
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*has a big ol drippy weiner*
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May 23, 2017 20:45
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*Pays chinaman to feed a body to his pigs* *buys some ribs from the chinaman*
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May 23, 2017 20:49
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*cock suckers*
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May 23, 2017 20:50
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*freezes all motor functions*
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May 23, 2017 20:54
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*is unable to secure a ticket to Dr. Phineas Q. Coffeewater's Miracle Elixir Medicine Show before they sell out* *is still able to purchase one from a mysterious Sioux gentleman just outside the tent at a significant markup*
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May 23, 2017 20:54
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 one sasparilla, my good man
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May 23, 2017 20:57
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"Someone poisoned the glory hole!"  *dies*
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Wooded Zacynthus posted:*is unable to secure a ticket to Dr. Phineas Q. Coffeewater's Miracle Elixir Medicine Show before they sell out* goddamn this one got me.
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