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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

far cry 2 wasnt fun

but then again

survival isnt supposed to be fun

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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Piss de Bundy posted:

far cry 2 was fun, i liked it.

far cry 3 was, okay, it wasn't very memorable or amazing or anything.

blood dragon was tons of fun, but maybe only once or twice, not like a game with a ton of replay value.

i like atmosphere and lots of dialogue, little sidequests are fun and conquering forts was always great.

I liked Undertale and Braid

Cephalectomy
Jun 8, 2007
A shooty game not about murdering brown people and muslims? What has become of the world of AAA gaming.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Wait is this the new unpopular videogame opinions thread?

the only good FarCry was the one on the Wii.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Holy fuuuuuuck I want to kill Americans.

ZombyDog
Jul 11, 2001

Ere to fix yer gubbinz
Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss Tycoon.

Yes I am.

That'll be the crop you be handed a flamethrower and tasked to burn down.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

I liked Undertale and Braid

you should be the antagonist in Far Cry 6

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

last minute revision to make the setting downtown Chicago

i think he was definitely implying white americans, friend

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Cephalectomy posted:

A shooty game not about murdering brown people and muslims? What has become of the world of AAA gaming.

its been ruined by the tolerant left

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

The villain isn't orange enough for me.
No buy.

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

God I hope there are repeated drug trips and long hallucination sessions you can't skip! !!!

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Cakefarts Carol posted:

its been ruined by the tolerant left

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

yes

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Danger - Octopus! posted:

Are you one of those people thinks that the Disney logo says "Gisnep"?

Hey guys! I'm going to make this flowery bullshit way of writing and call it "cursive", so it makes even less sense. I'm also going to do math with roman numerals.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


the titanite demon is clearly a libertarian

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo


lmao @ kid rock

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Boner Zone posted:



lmao @ kid rock

yes YES

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Boner Zone posted:



lmao @ kid rock

hahaha gently caress

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
im kid rocks joyful expression

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

Finally I'll be able to kill everyone in rural, poor, white america like I've always wanted to in a shooter game with RPG elements

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Terrific Accident posted:

Finally I'll be able to kill everyone in rural, poor, white america like I've always wanted to in a shooter game with RPG elements

I'm not sure I get what you're saying here.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

oh hell yes

finally i'll be able to roleplay as a republican politician: rolling through rural areas looking to kill as many of my supporters as possible

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Flubby
Feb 28, 2006
Fun Shoe
I hope this throws the Tarzan poo poo on its head. Instead of the white guy that falls out of the sky into a foreign land and somehow succeeds where all the natives failed, I want someone from like, Uganda or something, to slaughter all these white guys and become a hero in Montana. It's only fair.

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

Jerry Cotton posted:

I'm not sure I get what you're saying here.

You convert violence into experience points, which are then turned into useful skills and abilities. These can be anything from a mundane 10% increase in money drops to an exciting 20% increase in money drops. It lets you play the game How You Want to Play It

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Terrific Accident posted:

You convert violence into experience points, which are then turned into useful skills and abilities. These can be anything from a mundane 10% increase in money drops to an incredibly exciting 20% increase in money drops. It lets you play the game How You Want to Play It

That would FINALLY create some use out of white people.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


:perfect:

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Flubby posted:

I hope this throws the Tarzan poo poo on its head. Instead of the white guy that falls out of the sky into a foreign land and somehow succeeds where all the natives failed, I want someone from like, Uganda or something, to slaughter all these white guys and become a hero in Montana. It's only fair.

far cry 2 you had your choice of imperialist hero, from far albania to a mercenary from like..idk south africa or something

far cry 3 you were some dude named jake on vacation or something idk

far cry 4 wasnt the guy asian

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

imho they should make the protagonist a black man who is married to a white woman, maybe also a muslim

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

turn off the TV posted:

imho they should make the protagonist a black man who is married to a white woman, maybe also a muslim

It should be built around 3 player coop.
The protagonists would be a black guy, his white wife and her muslim boyfriend.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Jack Trades posted:

It should be built around 3 player coop.
The protagonists would be a white guy, his white wife and her muslim boyfriend.

ftfy

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
Blood Dragon was so loving lame.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

WatermelonGun posted:

Blood Dragon was so loving lame.

Blood Dragon was the only good one.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Jack Trades posted:

It should be built around 3 player coop.
The protagonists would be a white guy, his white wife and her radicalized black muslim boyfriend.


Caufman
May 7, 2007

Piss de Bundy posted:

far cry 2 you had your choice of imperialist hero, from far albania to a mercenary from like..idk south africa or something

far cry 3 you were some dude named jake on vacation or something idk

far cry 4 wasnt the guy asian

Far Cry 1: White guy fights aliens/mutants.
Far Cry 2: A multiracial African safari.
Far Cry 3: White dude fails to make satire, creates racism instead.
Far Cry 4: South Asian on East Asian violence.
Far Cry Primal: Cro-magnons vs Neanderthals.

edit: Far Cry Blood Dragon: Cyborg on Cyborg violence.

Flubby posted:

I hope this throws the Tarzan poo poo on its head. Instead of the white guy that falls out of the sky into a foreign land and somehow succeeds where all the natives failed, I want someone from like, Uganda or something, to slaughter all these white guys and become a hero in Montana. It's only fair.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Squashing Machine posted:

I'm conflicted on this one. On one hand, I like the Far Cry games and rural Montana seems like a novel and interesting place to take the series rather than just Anonymized Foreign Country, but on the other, I hate the idea of spineless little would-be Nazi punchers getting to enact a power fantasy based on the idea that everyone who voted differently from you deserves to die
Lmfao

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Squashing Machine posted:

I'm conflicted on this one. On one hand, I like the Far Cry games and rural Montana seems like a novel and interesting place to take the series rather than just Anonymized Foreign Country, but on the other, I hate the idea of spineless little would-be Nazi punchers getting to enact a power fantasy based on the idea that everyone who voted differently from you deserves to die

im gonna rp as a blue blooded republican senator

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

WatermelonGun posted:

Blood Dragon was so loving lame.
Thats what was good about it.

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