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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Honestly middle Americans will probably be even more popular than Nazis as power-fantasy bullet targets.

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Maya Fey posted:

a Far Cry... from a good game!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Should be plenty of beached whales if the game is being true to middle America.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

CharlestonJew posted:

The crying Indian chief from those commercials will be your mentor. He'll teach you to tap into the 1/64th Cherokee blood you have in you to hunt and scalp rednecks

I think the crying Indian chief should be the player.


The game begins when you have a chance encounter with a raised pickup truck dumping some old tires in a ravine.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Command and Conquer: General Flynn's Zero Hero

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Wait was Flynn a general? Oh who gives a gently caress it makes a good joke so I'm sticking and with it and drat the facts. I'm a real American.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

For as basic and bland as her video series about games was, Anita sure knows how to piss off gamers, and for that I consider her extremely Good.

"Did you know that video games rely on a trope of PRINCESSES needing to be RESCUED.... by a MAN????"


*Internet erupts in scandal*

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
imo the body slammed reporter should be this game's protagonist.

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Bern them all and let God sort them out!

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