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I can't wait for the subtle biting social commentary from the fine folks over at Ubisoft maybe you'll get to team up with the protagonist of watch_dogs 2 and teach those bundy hicks a lesson, then laugh at the latest memes such as [sexy Wendy's logo] and/or [fat man rolling down a hill] together
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It'll be interesting to see how they make the game less interesting than an actual trip to Montana
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May 24, 2017 20:43
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you'll need to watch out for the rare and dangerous Montana Hippo
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May 24, 2017 21:39
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The crying Indian chief from those commercials will be your mentor. He'll teach you to tap into the 1/64th Cherokee blood you have in you to hunt and scalp rednecks
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May 24, 2017 21:46
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ElGroucho posted:Maybe it'll be that thing where every white dude claims to be 1/32 Cherokee or whatever, in an effort to be cool and excuse their inability to dance or be charming the past few Far Cry games have had you supernaturally empowered by "tribal spirit" or "your native heritage" which allows you to slaughter your way thru armies like nothing so I 100% believe my post from earlier will come true
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May 25, 2017 01:37
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Robo Reagan posted:i hope the story apes off of bioshock infinite so nerds go insane with rage it would piss off both sides of the spectrum so much the right cuz you're slaughtering nationalist pricks left and right and the left because Infinite's message was "the slaves were just as bad as the slavers!"
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May 25, 2017 13:15
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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:it kinda wasnt dude you start off in a crazy nationalist dystopia where minorities and other undesirables are segregated and put into slavery then you travel to an alternate universe where the slaves have weapons to fight back and they're slaughtering women and children left and right while covering their faces in war paint and hollering like indian warriors
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May 25, 2017 13:33
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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:they are doing pretty normal violent revolution stuff dude the game shows both sides doing bad things but it leaves the moral judgments up to you yeah the left doesn't like that stuff. at least the side of the left that complains about video games on the internet
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May 25, 2017 13:47
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pre-order now for the exclusive Doobie DLC ol' Doobie's tracked down the bad froggers to their survivalist compound, and it's time for revenge... PILED HIGH
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May 25, 2017 15:34
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too bad the game sucked poo poo and was boring as hell to play
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May 25, 2017 15:37
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big nipples big life posted:It's not? it's totally real, right next to Panau, my favorite island getaway from just cause 2
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May 25, 2017 20:04
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grizzled bar owner preacher with a gun crazy but goodhearted mechanic is there a single original idea in this game. are they even going to do anything different from the last far cry games?
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May 26, 2017 15:11
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im the censoring of naughty words in a trailer about murdering hundreds of people and looting their corpses
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May 26, 2017 17:11
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EorayMel posted:I know in my heart shadow of mordor 2 is going to loving suck huge rear end I think it's going to kick rear end, and will pleasantly surprise you.
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May 26, 2017 22:46
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Uncle Wemus posted:They should have modelled them after those bundy morons from last year. Give one a crooked face and have another hide under a tarp that will be the one mechanic they add to the game to justify the $60 purchase. hide under a tarp to ambush enemies as they investigate this giant tarp in the middle of the road
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Fartbox posted:I never played any of the other haloeses the titty AI girl turns evil but also wants to gently caress master chief
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