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   The white van is the morgue van. When my partner got to my house he said that the police were taking boxes of stuff out of the building and it was over three hours between when the ambulance came and when the last police car left so that seems weird if he just had a heart attack or something. What should I do? How can I protect home from evil spirits? Should I send the widow flowers? Should I be worried that there is a serial killer preying on innocent people that live in condos? He was a good neighbor.
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maybe it was your posting
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HOAs are going to go up. No one is going to buy that condo.
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Oscar Wild posted:HOAs are going to go up. No one is going to buy that condo. well, obviously. 3o lives next door.
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what do you mean partner? are you a cop or something?
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May 24, 2017 18:52
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Three Olives posted:He was a good neighbor. was he state farm?
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Now SASS are going to internet detective you further (so they can gently caress you in person since they love gay sex they're big homos)
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The flowers (explicitly for the tomb, of course) and a card would be a nice gesture
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May 24, 2017 18:53
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drat so close
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Les Os posted:what do you mean partner? are you a cop or something? The guy I stick my penis into.
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Three Olives posted:The guy I stick my penis into. a cop, then
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Knock down the walls dividing your condo with theirs. Annex the adjacent condo.
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if you're a cop you have to say otherwise it's entrapment
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three olives, this thread is pretty insensitive to be honest. GBS is currently very tender due to the incel threads, it doesn't really seem fitting to tell a story about a male who owned a female as that would hurt some peoples' sensibilities. I will say this, though: it's good that he's dead now, finally some of us can have a turn. Can she still drive?
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Why do you care if he's dead? You tried to gently caress him over years ago by controlling his internet access.
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VikingSkull posted:maybe it was your posting
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Was he a Keureg or French Press man?
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Oh man and I had almost forgot you had a condo!
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Three Olives posted:The guy I stick my penis into. I'm sure your neighbor appreciates your contribution to the AIDS epidemic.
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something something seinfeld joke
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i like that posted:Now SASS are going to internet detective you further (so they can gently caress you in person since they love gay sex they're big homos)
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My condo neighbour died recently too but for some reason I didn't make a thread about it. He accepted my amazon packages since we don't have concierges like some fancy pants.
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May 24, 2017 19:17
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For such nice condos it's surprising how many people are just dying to get out.
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:My condo neighbour died recently too but for some reason I didn't make a thread about it. He accepted my amazon packages since we don't have concierges like some fancy pants. Sorry for your loss.
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I still mourn the lack of amazon delivery since they switched to their own employees as drivers. They can't get a key for the lobby because they're all ex-criminals. 
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Three Olives murders his neighbors. Maybe you could let one of the lobby hobos sleep in the vacant condo?
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Les Os posted:what do you mean partner? are you a cop or something? It's well-established gbs lore that 3o is gay, lives in a condo, and hates when children have fun.
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May 24, 2017 19:26
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I hope some nice young man posts a thread like this for me when I finally die alone at home. 
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May 24, 2017 19:28
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quick, eat his heart and gain his power
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literally a hog posted:I hope some nice young man posts a thread like this for me when I finally die alone at home. I'll do it, but I might forget your name.
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Rubellavator posted:It's well-established gbs lore that 3o is gay, lives in a condo, and hates when children have fun. He's also fat and is Austin Uber's #1 customer.
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well I didn't vote for him
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General Dog posted:For such nice condos it's surprising how many people are just dying to get out. this, also do you think he drank too much chilled water?
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When they took the body out, did you happen to notice him hiding a boner under the blanket? I hear dead people get boners. Do dead women get death boners, or do they just queef a lot?
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walk up to the widow, take a selfie with her and post the pic itt. just tell her that you want to share it with your internet friends on a comedy forum.
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I told myself if this thread was still here when I got back I would downvote it. So here I am and gently caress you OP.
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Seduce the widow so you can knock down the wall between your condos and have one big condo.
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one note threads reminds me of the bad old days. they're bad, getting old, and will stay on the front page for days sorry man just brainstorming this is actually a good thread. just wanted to hang out in here and test out some material Lawrence Gilchrist fucked around with this message at 20:18 on May 24, 2017 |
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Three Olives posted:
this is all the evidence i need to claim that insurance agents murdered him
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